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'Buffy' Quotes Quiz

'Buffy' is known for its witty dialogue so can you tell me: Who said it? Some of these are easy, some not so. All four seasons are represented. Enjoy!

A multiple-choice quiz by mongibello. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
mongibello

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
5,221

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

Plays
2996

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Question 1 of 10

1. I mean, it's incredible. One day the campus is completely bare. Empty. The next, there are children everywhere. Like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist. Hint

Principal Flutie

Principal Snyder

The Master

The Mayor

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Question 2 of 10

2. It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'. Hint

Buffy

Xander

Willow

Cordelia

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Question 3 of 10

3. Well, if you do, I won't tell Colonel Newsome that your boots ain't regulation, your post wasn't covered, and you hold your gun like a sissy girl. Hint

Xander

Buffy

Riley

Faith

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Question 4 of 10

4. This isn't about attacking Buffy. Remember, 'I' statements only. 'I feel angry.' 'I feel worried.' Hint

Joyce

Willow

Giles

Xander

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Question 5 of 10

5. You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. W... Oh, I just suck at undercover. Hint

Willow

Buffy

Xander

Faith

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Question 6 of 10

6. Unbelievable.'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans. Hint

Giles

Spike

Ethan

Kendra

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Question 7 of 10

7. Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment. Hint

Faith

Cordelia

Buffy

Xander

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Question 8 of 10

8. Well excuse me Mr. 'I spent the sixties in an electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove.' Hint

Buffy

Willow

Spike

Xander

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Question 9 of 10

9. Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.

Answer: (One Word, who's got this much attitude?)

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Question 10 of 10

10. And then I was being chased by an improperly filled-in answer bubble screaming, 'none of the above!' Hint

Cordelia

Willow

Buffy

Xander

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

Answer: Principal Snyder

Aren't you glad Snyder got eaten by the Mayor?

2. It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'.

Answer: Buffy

Buffy was talking to Ford in 'Lie to Me'.

3. Well, if you do, I won't tell Colonel Newsome that your boots ain't regulation, your post wasn't covered, and you hold your gun like a sissy girl.

Answer: Xander

Xander was berating a soldier while searching for a weapon to kill the Judge in 'Innocence'.

4. This isn't about attacking Buffy. Remember, 'I' statements only. 'I feel angry.' 'I feel worried.'

Answer: Willow

Silly Buffy! Angel returned from Hell and forgot to mention it. At least Willow was being nice. 'Revelations'

Answer: Buffy

From Buffy's L.A. adventure in 'Anne'. She also does a great Gandhi impression.

6. Unbelievable.'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans.

Answer: Giles

Joyce's Nigerian mask turned Buffy's homecoming bash into a zombie fest in 'Dead Man's Party'. Giles was not amused.

7. Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment.

Answer: Faith

Before Faith went bad, she and the Buffster were actually friends. This is how she got revenge for her friend when Scott dumped Buffy during 'Homecoming'.

8. Well excuse me Mr. 'I spent the sixties in an electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove.'

Answer: Xander

Buffy went cavegirl in 'Beer Bad'. Not Xander's fault that his boss was selling evil alcoholic beverages. Again Giles was not amused.

Answer: Cordelia

Not yet a full Scooby, Cordelia offered Buffy some not so friendly advice during 'When She Was Bad'.

10. And then I was being chased by an improperly filled-in answer bubble screaming, 'none of the above!'

Answer: Buffy

Buffy's SAT nightmare in 'Band Candy'. I wonder if stevedore was on the vocab portion?

Source: Author mongibello

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