"He Shoots, They Snore" Trivia Quiz

Answer: True

Jack walks in and says to Will, "I'm here to help you help me help you help me. Help you help me help you." Will says, "Okay, stop it, before I help you help me hurt you." Jack says, "Okay, here's the scoop, Jackson. Elliot's got a basketball tournament in Connecticut this weekend. All the dads are going, but my boss Dorleen the Whore-leen is making me do inventory. So, will you take him? Please? I'll be up on Saturday. Please just say yes, I promise I won't ask for anything else again!" Will says, "Okay." Jack then says, "Ok." Jack says, "Damn you, Will! Damn your shiny, pointy face and your sarcastic quips!" Will then says, "Hey, lord of the ring dings, I said I'd do it." Jack says, "Oh. Sorry. I wasn't listening."

Answer: Professor

Grace is teaching her first interior design class. When her students arrive, she says, "Hello, everyone. I'm Professor Ms. Grace Adler. And I would like to welcome you to "Introduction to Interior Design by Professor Ms. Grace Adler".Over the next three days, you will hear about a fast-paced world of upscale clients, magazine covers, and 6-figure commissions.

But first, in order to truly understand contemporary interior design one must go back a bit. Back to 3,000 B.C..."

Answer: Nancy

While at the tournament, Nancy walks up to Elliot and says, "Hey, Elliot." He responds, "Oh, hey, Nancy. How was practice?" Nancy says, "Good. Lindsay threw up bacon on the foul line and then her mom yelled at her because they're kosher." Elliot says, "Cool." Nancy then says, "Well, I gotta go to the girls' room." After Nancy walks away, Will asks Elliot, "Is that your girlfriend?" Elliot says, "Shut up." Will says, "Sorry, it just looked like she was into you." Elliot says, "Yeah, whatever. Really?" Will says, "Oh, yeah. I had girls throw me that look a few times when I was your age."

Answer: three hours

Grace tells her class, "Why don't we take a 5-minute break so you can stretch your legs, get some coffee, guess how old your teacher is. Twenty-six. When we return, we will talk a little bit about interior design after the birth of Jesus. Let's not forget, Jesus was a carpenter, a carpenter who probably answered to an interior designer. Something to think about on your break!" The scene then cuts to later and Grace says, "Is three hours too long for a 5-minute break?"

Answer: Vin Diesel's

Jack approaches the hotel clerk and tells her, "Hi. Jack McFarland. I believe my reservation's under Vin Diesel. And if I'm not under Vin Diesel, any cute guy will do."

Answer: Katie Couric's

Grace tells Karen, "You are the worst assistant on the planet. There are chimp assistants in the Congo who are better than you. Because of you, my phones don't get answered, my faxes don't get faxed, I'm constantly getting mail for Grane Adloaf, but I put up with it, and you know why?" Karen suggests, "Because I'm pretty?" Grace says, "No, because you're connected. You know everyone. That is all you do, and you are going to do that for me now. I'm calling in my chit." She then tries to move around Grace but she blocks her. Karen says, "Honey, I'm not liking this visit." She tries again to move, but Grace blocks her way and Karen says, "Honey, look, a cupcake!" Grace then says, "I could do this forever, Karen. Just think about it. You could be stuck in this apartment for years." Karen says, "But I can't think of anyone!" Grace then says, "Have I ever shown you the view of New Jersey from my bedroom window?" Karen then says, "Oh, Katie Couric! I'll get you Katie Couric!" Grace says, "Katie.

Not bad. Everyone's seen the interior of her colon, but no one's seen the interior of her apartment."

Answer: Britney Spears

Jack's upset because Will was there for Elliot's first kiss. Will approaches Jack, but Jack tells him to go away. Will says, "You can't still be angry at this. Look, I got you a big foam finger. Now all you need is a big foam prostate." Jack says, "Leave me alone! Moment stealer! That's your new Indian name. Moment stealer. Live with it!" Will says, "Come on, he's a kid. You'll have other moments. You'll have hundreds of moments.

His first hickey, his first fender-bender, and, if he truly is your kid, his first restraining order from Britney Spears." Jack says, "Don't give me that. I'm mad at you. You have robbed me, and I'll never get it back."

Answer: spinach

When Grace's class found out about whose apartment they were going to tour, they got excited. Grace says, "I wanted to keep it a surprise, but that's exactly where we're going. You're getting what you want, so, let's go!" Karen says, "Honey, I don't know Katie Couric. I don't know her." Grace says, "What? What? What?" Karen says, "Nope, nope." Grace says, "I don't believe you! How could you lie about something like that?" Karen says, "Honey, I had to get out of that apartment! You had murder in your eyes and spinach in your teeth! Besides, you're the one who lied about taking the students to a celebrity apartment."

Answer: False

Once the students found out they weren't going to tour Katie Couric's apartment, one student says, "Wait, you lied to us? There's no Katie? I'm outta here." Another student says they were leaving too. Grace says, Wait. Don't leave, okay? Just give me another chance and I promise you will leave here inspired. And I'll buy some beer and my assistant will take her clothes off. So what do you say? Who wants to stay and learn some stuff?" Everyone leaves except for Karen and Grace says, "Well, how about that? I'm the worst thing to happen to interior design since basketball players started making millions of dollars."

Answer: suede

Ken asks, "Will, can we ask you something?" Will says, "Okay, guys, guys, enough. It's very flattering, but I'm beginning to feel like a circus freak here. You know, we're all the same. We're just men. I'm a regular guy, just like you." Ken says, "We were just going to ask if you wanted to grab a pizza with us." Will says, "Oh, I can't eat that. I'm off carbs this month, but there's a sweet little bistro downtown. Let's take a cab, though.

It's raining and I'm wearing suede shoes."