"Married...with Children" Anthology Part 14 Quiz

Answer: Jousting

After realizing the danger they are in, the Bundys flee Lower Uncton but are cornered by residents of both that village and of Upper Uncton. Al is forced into a jousting tournament with Igor which Igor dominates but Al is able to overcome him and win. Al's victory somehow lifts the darkness curse over Lower Uncton anyway.

Answer: Some of Peg's relatives leave him at their house

When Peggy's cousins, Zemus and Ida Mae (Bobcat Goldwaithe and Linda Blair) come for a visit, they bring their son Seven with them. However, Zemus and Ida Mae ditch Seven with the Bundys forcing Al and Peggy to adopt and raise him as their own. Peggy is the only one excited about the prospect of raising Seven as this gives her another chance to be a mother with Bud and Kelly grown up.

Seven proved to be a very unpopular addition to the show. He only appeared in a few episodes over the course of Season Seven and often only having a line or two. He was eventually removed from the show without explanation.

Answer: Ralph

Kelly goes on a date with a guy named Ralph (Corey Feldman) who throws her out of his car in the middle of nowhere because she refused to sleep with him after he pretended to run out of gas. She meets up with two other girls who are in the same situation.

The trio walk home through the woods where they meet up with Ralph again. Ralph is interested in all three women but they have other plans.

Answer: In the park

After realizing Seven does not have a birthdate, Peggy gives him Al's. The Bundys throw Seven a party in a public park. However, a rich family has already rented out the entire park for its son. The Bundys are forced to celebrate in a tiny cornered off section and split a hot dog five ways.

Answer: Bartender

Peggy takes Seven to several doctors because he sneezed. Although he turns out to be well, the Bundys owe the doctors a lot of money. Al is forced to take a second job as a bartender in a topless bar. What Al learns is that he is the one who has to be topless. After overcoming some initial shyness, Al learns to flaunt it but it later upstaged by Jefferson.

Answer: Cook

Peggy tries to appeal to Al by dressing in increasingly more provocative outfits. However, Al is only interested in food. Eventually, Peggy gives in and cooks Al a big juicy steak and a prime rib bone. However, she quickly determines it was not worth all that effort to cook for just a few minutes of pleasure from Al.

Answer: Four

When Bud is rejected from all the fraternities on campus, he decides to start his own to meet women. However, as Bud is uncool he can only scrounge up three other fellows, one of which is an elderly man and the other two are geeks. No women will come to his frat party in the garage until Bud tells some that they are all gay.

Answer: Beer tax

Al and the rest of Bundys are indifferent to Election Day. (This episode coincided with the 1992 U.S. Presidential Election which is referenced many times in the episode). That is until Al learns a proposed two cent or two percent (it keeps changing throughout the episode) is on the ballot.

He rallies his family to the polls which are experiencing record low turnout. Meanwhile, Marcy is trying to get the Bundys to endorse positions she opposes because she knows everyone else will vote the opposite of whatever the Bundys are for.

Answer: Peggy

Al insists that one member of the family besides him gets a job. Kelly is volunteered for the task and she is apprehensive yet excited. She gets a job as a waitress at the local dive. She struggles through her first day but eventually grows into the position. Meanwhile, Peggy is beside herself and has gone into mourning.

She does not approve of her daughter working as Wanker women never work.

Answer: Airport

Al wins a contest at the shoe store for selling the most shoes and wins a trip for one to Hawaii. However, Peggy exchanges this for four standby tickets so the family can go. While stuck at the airport, Al dresses up as an aging rock star to gain access to the first class lounge where a number of famous aging rock stars are hanging out.

They are fooled by the rouse and Al becomes Axel Bundy and joins them on their charity tour where he plays a sandwich as an instrument.