"May Divorce Be With You" Trivia Quiz

Answer: monkey

Will wouldn't be Karen's divorce lawyer because Stan is his firms biggest client so Karen finds herself another lawyer. While waiting for her lawyer, Karen tells him, "Wait till you meet this guy. He's a killer. He'll make a monkey of you. But, of course, with your hairy back, that shouldn't be much of a leap."

Answer: JayJay

After Will introduced himself to Karen's lawyer, Jason, he says, "Oh, hi. I've heard of you. I'm Jason Towne, but all the kids at law school call me 'JT'. Well, not all of them. Some of them call me 'Soupy 'cause you know, I like soup. And this one kid called me 'Paul' 'cause I look like this kid, Paul."

Answer: 11:00

Grace says, "Jack, thanks for filling in for Karen. All I really need you to do is to answer the phones and say my name correctly. I know that sounds simple, but you'd be surprised how many clients I've lost when the phone was answered 'Grace Hitler Designs'." Jack says, "Wow, work is fun. So when do we get to whistle at construction workers and drink Tab?" Grace says, "11:00."

Answer: chili

Grace is on the phone and she says, "This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs. I was in there yesterday. I told you I would be back today. And now you're telling me you're all out? Do you know how much business I've given you over the years? How much money I've spent? You idiots never make enough chili!"

Answer: napkin, spoon

Jack tells Grace Cam broke up with him because he's too silly. He now wants Grace to quit working for him. Grace tells him, "But, Jack, if everybody stopped working for men who broke your heart, the city would shut down." Jack says, "It hurt, G! He said he couldn't see me anymore because I was silly. Me, silly. Well, I showed him. I took that napkin off my head and spoon off my nose, and I stormed out of that restaurant with my dignity."

Answer: "Like what? Bert v. Ernie?"

Will says to Karen, "Look, I'm gonna get right to the point. Your lawyer's incompetent. He's a nice kid. Take him skateboarding. Sneak him into an R-rated movie. But for God's sake, do not let him represent you in a multimillion-dollar divorce case." Karen says, "What do you know? He happened to have won a number of high-profile cases." Will then says, "Like what? Bert v. Ernie?"

Answer: "To Die For"

Cam tells Grace, "Hey. I'm so excited. I had an idea about a theme. Nicki Kidman. We do "Moulin Rouge" for the living room, "The Hours" for the bathroom, and "The Others" for the guestroom 'cause I don't want anyone staying too long."

Answer: No

Grace tells Jack, "I went there to break it off. And then we started talking, and one thing led to another. Before I knew what was happening, he whipped out his checkbook, and I was showing him my carpet samples." Jack says, "Well, you hurt me, G." Grace says, "I know, which is why I ended it, once and for all. I am never seeing him again. Yes, would have been the best job I ever landed. But your friendship means too much to me." Jack says, "Thanks for doing that, G." Just then Cam comes into view and says, "Jack, sweetie, we need you back. That dance captain thinks he's Fosse, but he's just bossy. Hey, Grace." Jack then tells Grace they got back together and Grace says, "After you guilted me into quitting a job that would have landed me in Architectural Digest doing this? I can't believe you did this to me!" Just then Cam opens the door and hands Grace a check and says, "Oh, Grace. Here's the advance on your design fee." Grace says, "Thanks, I'll see you Friday."

Answer: How low!

Will says, "Look, JT, I just didn't think you were up to handling Karen's case. Some of these hearings can run past 9:00." JT says, "You don't get it, old man. I've been playing you like Pong. That's a game from your era, isn't it? I've been giving you this whole dumb kid routine, meanwhile you gave me everything I need to win my case." Will then says, "So what, this was all an act? How evil! How sneaky! How underhanded! My God, you are a lawyer."

Answer: Will

After Karen fires JT, Will says, "Give us a minute, will you, please. Holler if you hit puberty. Then he says to Karen, "Look, if you're doing this to protect me, don't. I can handle myself. He may be young and pretty, but I am old and irregular, which makes me mean, which makes me a good lawyer."