"South Park" - "Red Man's Greed" Quiz

Answer: his house

When Randy returned to the blackjack table, Gerald told him that he was down $26,000. He also confessed he had a gambling problem. Randy didn't even understand where his friend had gotten that much money to gamble with, but Gerald told him that the casino had accepted his house "as collateral" and given him credit.

Answer: Denver

Because they'd "milked [the] simple mountain folk almost dry," the Native Americans knew they needed to draw people from a larger market. They planned to build a superhighway that would run straight through where South Park currently stood!

Answer: have a dog parade

Butters suggested a dog parade: "We dress up all our dogs in little outfits, and parade them down the street. It'll be so adorable!" When asked how they'd make the money by doing a dog parade, Butters explained that they would sell tickets to their parents. Stan impatiently pointed out that their parents were the ones in need of the money and dismissed the idea.

Answer: Slurpees

South Park's denizens had gathered to watch their city's demolition begin with the Broflovski house. Randy asked Chief Runs with Premise, the Native American overseeing the demolition, how they could "do this to people." He responded simply, "We're sorry.

But if we do not build a superhighway, our casino might stop seeing profits." Randy argued that there was "more to life than profits," and when Chief Runs with Premise asked him for an example, he hemmed, "Well, like, you know, Slurpees and stuff."

Answer: yes

Unfortunately, they then succumbed to their greed and decided to let it ride, on the logic that if they won again, they could "save the town and be super-rich." Of course, they lost the second spin and were left with no money at all!

Answer: Love Is a Battlefield

The boys refused to abandon their town and blocked the Native Americans' bulldozers as they came into town. They thought everyone else had given up, though, and were thrilled when the rest of South Park's residents came marching over the hill singing their protest song of choice: "Love Is a Battlefield".

Answer: blankets

Back at their casino office, the elders donned paper masks and rubbed naked Chinese men on blankets, spreading SARS on the fabric before they could give them to the residents of South Park as a disingenuous gift.

Answer: paint thinner

The man handed Stan the paper bag soaked in paint thinner and instructed him to breath deeply from it. Stan took some breaths and recoiled. However, when he returned to South Park, he brought with him the cure for SARS.

Answer: Skippy Peanut Butter

Within moments of administering this incredible combination, South Park's denizens returned to full health! It was good timing, too, because Chief Runs with Premise was headed back to South Park to take advantage of its residents' weakened state.

Answer: no

When Chief Runs with Premise discovered South Park held the cure for SARS, he took the townsfolk to his ailing son, whom they restored to health the middle-class white way. He was amazed that they were able to cure his son when their traditional medicines had been so ineffective. To show his gratitude, he gave all of them "five dollars credit at the casino," and with a little prodding from his wife, agreed to give them their homes back and not build a superhighway through South Park.