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Interesting Questions, Facts and Information
- There are a total of 20 general entries.
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 Interesting Questions, Facts, and Information
 'Blackadder' - Insults
| 'God made man in his own image and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the world if God looked anything like like you...' Who? | Blackadder's Insults Part 1
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Baldrick. Baldrick (of course). Series Two 'Bells' episode.
the Scarlet Pimpernel. Languishing in the French Ambassador's prison Black Adder has no expectation of the Scarlet Pimpernel rescuing him. Series Three episode 'Nob and Nobility'.
Prime Minister Pitt. Pitt the Elder, not to be confused with Pitt the Younger, Pitt the Toddler, Pitt the Embryo or even Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's eye!
| 'Baldrick may look like a monkey who's been put in a suit and then strategically shaved..' Why was he all dressed up? | Blackadder's Insults Part 1
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running for the Seat of Dunny-on-Wold. Baldrick wins the election but manages to vote the wrong way prompting BlackAdder to suggest if you want something done right kill Baldrick first.
Lord Percy. He also would bore the leggings off the village idiot. His brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly. He might get by as a fool but he wouldn't know a joke if it jumped up and gave him a haircut. All reasons Blackadder removed him from his service in Series One Episode 'The Black Seal'.
Captain Rum. Upon Captain Rum explaining that opinion is divided about the necessity of a crew onboard. 'All the other captains say it is, and I say it isn't.'
| 'Edmund, Edmund I have awaited your return.' 'And thank god you did, for I was just thinking, 'My God I die in twelve hours. What I really need now is a hug from a complete prat.'' Who was waiting for Blackadder to return? | Blackadder's Insults Part 2
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Percy. Blackadder is doomed to death at the hands of the Bank of the Black Monks of St Herod unless he can raise 1000 pounds.
| 'Now, the sort of person we're looking for is an aggressive lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey.' Who does Percy recommend fits the criteria? | Blackadder's Insults Part 2
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Cardinal Wolsey. Blackadder is looking for drinking companions for his boy's night, where he intends to drink Melchett under the table and win 10,000 florins.
| Who is Blackadder referring to when he says 'The only decent impression he can do is of the man with no talent.'? | Blackadder's Insults Part 2
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Baldrick. George has complimented Baldrick's painting, he considers him quite an impressionist.
| To what is Blackadder refering when he says 'It's so dirty, it would be unacceptable to a dungbeetle that had lost interest in its career and really let itself go.'? | Blackadder's Insults Part 2
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the palace. Blackadder and Prince George are off to the theatre and an encounter with anarchists while Baldrick is left to clean up.
Charlie Chaplin's films. After seeing Baldrick's Charlie Chaplin impression he sent Mr Chaplin this telegram. 'Congrats. Stop. Have discovered only person in world less funny than you. Stop. Name - Baldrick. Stop. PS. Please, please, please - stop.'
| Blackadder says that Baldrick and George's services would be 'as useful as a barber's shop on the steps of the guillotine'. What were they offering him their services in? | The Finest of 'Blackadder' Insults
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Helping him write a dictionary. George said that 'a' didn't have a meaning, and Baldrick suggested a word that started with 'a b' was 'honey' (a bee). Blackadder soon gave up and tried to write the dictionary on his own.
Percy. He informs him of this when he invents a precious metal called 'green'.
George himself. George sometimes insults himself in 'Blackadder III', no matter how proud he is. He has also referred to himself as a "mad, blundering, incredibly handsome young nincompoop" and, in 'Blackadder Goes Forth', "thicker than the large print version of the complete works of Charles Dickens". I have to say, he is pretty thick. Use the last one on your not-so-intellegent friends, as it's always very funny watching them trying to work out what you said.
The Flying Aces. Blackadder is the only person who is not impressed by them, though he still claims about their leader - 'Most of the infantry think he's a prat. Ask them who they'd prefer to meet - Squadron Commander Flashheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen and they'd go for Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop every time.'
Prince George. Having a master like this is one of the reasons Blackadder thinks of bettering himself.
It doesn't exist. Blackadder enlightens Baldrick of this fact when he replies to 'our property will be forfeit and we'll be for the chop' with 'ooh, I love chops'.
| When Blackadder tells Percy 'You are about as much use to me as a hole in the head, an affliction with which you must be familiar, never having had a brain.' What did Percy do to make him say this? | The Finest of 'Blackadder' Insults
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He tells him about the famous blue stone of Galveston. Percy says that the Infanta's eyes are more beautiful than the blue stone of Galveston. He has been told it is very blue by some people who have naver seen the Infanta's eyes, and Percy hasn't seen them either. 'So, what you're telling me is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else you have never seen?' 'Yes my lord.' The above insult follows.
Baldrick's family's record in the department of cunning planning. He says this when Baldrick has a cunning plan to save the King which involves a pumpkin with a pathetic moustache drawn on it. Thanks to 'The Whole Damn Dynasty 1485-1917' (that's the book, not the quiz) and its index of 'Blackadder' insults that helped me write this quiz. I hope you enjoyed it, if not then 'you wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut'.
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