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Does she or doesn't she? & Does she or doesn't she. Only her hairdresser knows for sure! This was a slogan for Clairol hair coloring products.

Police dunk squeegee Carmen!

Please don't squeeze the Charmin! & Please don't squeeze the Charmin. Makers of Charmin toilet tissue claimed it was 'squeezably soft.'

Wars debrief?

Where's the beef? & Where's the beef. Wendy's was making fun of other fast-food places' tiny burger patties.

Wasted hairlines, Theo leeway decry!

Western Airlines, the only way to fly! & Western Airlines the only way to fly &. Western Airlines had a cartoon bird that used to lounge on an airplane's tail and drink champagne and smoke cigarettes in a holder like Cruella DeVil's. (I THINK my memory of this is correct, but correct me if I'm wrong.)

Seedy you essay Eeyore shove brulee!

See the USA in your Chevrolet! & See the U.S.A. in your Chevrolet! & See the USA in your Chevrolet & See the U.S.A. in your Chevrolet. Dinah Shore used to sing this song because Chevy sponsored her show.

Comma rive, yore windy popsy gem oration!

Come alive, you're in the Pepsi generation! & Come alive you're in the Pepsi generation. Then there was 'Things go better with Coca Cola! Things go better with Coke!' (By the way, I believe 'popsy' is British slang for 'bimbo.')

Sully Robert, trunks oar fur cuds!

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids! & Silly rabbit Trix are for kids. Does Trix still have the rabbit character on its ads?

Yule wander weary mellow meant.

You'll wonder where the yellow went. & You'll wonder where the yellow went. ...menu bruque ewer teat with pop cement! (...when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!) I loved the texture and taste of Pepsodent tooth powder.

A ladle dabble drew ewe OR A ladle dabble drew yaw.

A little dab'll do you. & A little dab'll do you & A little dab'll do ya. & A little dab'll do ya & A little dab will do you. & A little dab will do you. I believe that hair grease brand was spelled Brylcreme or Brylcreem. Back in the 50s and early 60s many men used grease to slick back their hair. Now they use mousse (or, what is that stuff?) to make it stand up in little peaks here and there.

Riser roadie, descend from disco tweed!

Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat! & Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco treat & Rice A Roni, the San Francisco treat! & Rice A Roni the San Francisco treat. It's called 'the San Francisco treat' because an Italian family living in SF's Mission District created it. This jingle came out in the 60s.

Stiffens hounds askew dew discus. OR Stiffens hounds wild yew due discus.

Softens hands as you do dishes. & Softens hands as you do dishes & Softens hands while you do dishes. & Softens hands while you do dishes. 'You're soaking in it!' Palmolive dishwashing liquid. This quizmaker uses it, the anti-bacterial kind.

Muffin stays love-in light sum thin frumpy often.

Nothing says loving like something from the oven. & Nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven. & Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven & Nothing says loving like something from the oven. '...and Pillsbury says it best!' Another 60s jingle--or is it from the 70s?

Dimple ewer play shirt, dabble yore fund.

Double your pleasure, double your fun. & Double your pleasure double your fun. ...wit dimple meant, dabble dent, sibilant gun! (...with Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum!) Remember the pretty twins on the TV commercials?

Falter, fiver, packer bogs!

Filter, flavor, pack or box! & Filter flavor pack or box. 'You get a lot to light in a Marlboro.'

Fry befriend disguise shove view knighted!

Fly the friendly skies of United! & Fly the friendly skies of United. Well, the skies aren't seeming quite so friendly these days. This quizmaker is sending good wishes for healing and prosperity to United Airlines employees.

Leica crock.

Like a rock. & Like a rock. The slogan for the Chevy S-10 pickup (and other Chevys? I'm not sure). Bob Segar originally recorded the song 'Like a Rock.'

Bad visor, licking a pierce.

Budweiser, the king of beers. & Budweiser the king of beers. I'm not sure when this slogan came into being.

A cake and a style.

A Coke and a smile. & A Coke and a smile. When did Coke create this one? In the 90s? Or was it the 80s? Then there was 'It's the real thing.'

Judy serve a braid buffet.

You deserve a break today. & You deserve a break today. '...so get up and get away...to McDonald's!' From the 70s?

Crummy gland doves guy brew otters.

From the land of sky blue waters. & From the land of sky-blue waters. & From the land of sky blue waters & From the land of sky-blue waters. '...comes the water fresh for brewing. Hamms, the beer refreshing! Hamms, the beer refreshing!' (To the accompaniment of extremely-fake Native American drumming.)