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Queue pit?

Cupid. Many artists portray Cupid as a fat naked baby with a bow and arrow. He was actually the Roman god of desire, counterpart to the Greek god Eros.

Hard shaved Bach's huff Condi?

heart shaped box of candy & heart-shaped box of candy. My favorite from See's Candies is Victoria Toffee, a milk-chocolate-covered (hard, not chewy) toffee rolled in toasted almonds. Dreamy! Condi is short for Dr. Condoleezza Rice, President George W. Bush's Secretary of State.

Odd doesn't neurosis?

A dozen roses. If you purchase a dozen long-stemmed roses for your true love in the U.S., you're going to have to shell out lots of lettuce.

Row Mayo win Jewry yet?

Romeo and Juliet. Shakespeare's young lovers (whose romance culminates in a rather grisly scene) are probably the most famous valentines in the English-speaking world.

Sack sea lounge sure ray?

Sexy lingerie. You can find it in the Victoria's Secret catalog. Shop early for next Valentine's Day. Lately, their TV ads remind me of the Playboy Channel.

Seek credit my error?

Secret admirer. Secret admirers send unsigned valentine cards.

Aisle of few fairy munch?

I love you very much. Je t'aime beaucoup. Funtrivia players: please send me ways to say "I love you" in other languages and I will type them in this box. So far I've received the following: Ich liebe dich. (German) Ti amo.(Italian) Te amo. (Spanish) Jag elskar dag. (Swedish) Ya tebya lyublyu. (Russian) Mujhe tumse pyaar hai. (Hindi)

Howl dewy loaf tree lemming county vase?

How do I love thee Let me count the ways. This is a line from the famous poem by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

Scenting villain thyme strew DeMille?

sending valentines through the mail. Agnes DeMille (1907-1993) was a famous North American dancer/choreographer.

Fife pun buck soft chuck culottes?

Five pound box of chocolates. Lots of chocolates for me to eat, lots of coal making lots of heat. Warm face, warm hands, warm feet. Oh, wouldn't it be lawfully, loofa Lee, lava Leigh, loaf folly, lieu valley?