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Prince is the king of unintentionally hilarious movies. 'Purple Rain', however, was his true masterpiece. With what song, accompanied with his trademark writhing and screaming, did he open the movie?

'Let's Go Crazy'. 'Are we gonna let de-elevator break us down?' Prince (Just out of curiosity, if anybody can tell me what a de-elevator is, I'd greatly appreciate it).

SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! In the movie 'Magnolia', what drops from the sky near the end?

Frogs. Yes, it rains frogs in the end scene of 'Magnolia'. Frogs, ladies and gentlemen! Hysterical laughter is usually invoked by the giant rain of frogs...

Before I get too far from Prince's 'Purple Rain', what was Prince's character's name in the movie?

Kid. Yes, Kid. Not 'Kid Prince', not 'Kid Sexy', just 'Kid'. Couldn't the almighty Prince have come up with a better name for himself?

'The Silence of the Lambs'... truly one of the most chilling movies ever to be produced. But could you really help but laugh at how crazy the movie was? Which of these crazy things, however, did NOT happen in the course of the movie?

Hannibal eats a man's liver with a side of fava beans and a 'nice' chianti. Actually, Lector ate the guy's liver before the movie actually began... but dude, that's a cool line!

Michael Jackson... what can you say? In his movie, 'Moonwalker', Jacko plays Michael, a pop superstar, suave superhero, mutant robot, and singer for a metal Beatles cover band. But what triggers Michael's transformation from human to robot?

A shooting star. Yes, he turns into a robot when a shooting star shoots by... how stupid is that? Do people, even pop stars, turn into robots when shooting stars fly by? But hey, it's his movie, and it was kinda funny...

'The Macross' series... that's just an accident waiting to happen. Poor translation, bizarre concepts only conceivable in anime, and all those bigeyed, longlegged cartoons made famous by Japanese animation! In one particular movie, a singer is projected out into the vastness of space. What is the importance of this?

The singer's song is meant to keep the enemy from attacking. The Earth's ultimate defense is in the vocal cords of some singer? What is up with that? Why not a drummer, or even an accordian player? Are those not two ways to make more distracting noises than singing?

When Pink Floyd decided to make a movie of 'The Wall', the world collectively moaned and shook its head. Naturally, it was going to be some immense art house production. Surely enough, there were all sorts of signs of art rock, such as children in school falling into meat grinders, pictures of war, a guy throwing a tv out the window, and a postapocalypse scene where a child pours some sort of mysterious substance out of a jar. But, which of these odd images is not in the movie?

A German guy slaps a midget with a fish. Yeah, I guess that is a bit farfetched, but I'll bet you wanted to see it happen, didn't you? Wouldn't that have been hilarious?

'Forrest Gump', although it had its funny moments, did have some odd, unintentionally funny moments. For example, in the scene where the Principal of the regular school is 'visiting' Forrest's mother, he exits the house and says to Forrest, 'Well, what do you have to say?' What does Forrest say or do in reply?

Repeats the funny noises the Principal had made. I know, I shouldn't laugh at the scene, but that kid made such a funny noise that it required laughter...

'The Blair Witch Project'... heck, I don't even have to tell you what's funny, do I? If you've seen the movie, you know it's nothing but an extension of that part of the movie 'Clueless' where Alicia Silverstone ends up on the interstate somehow. In the scene where the girl is saying her final goodbyes to people, which of these needs, although not expressed by her, seemed to be most prevalent?

A need for a handkerchief or napkin. Because she was dripping from every orifice, she needed a handkerchief or napkin. The strangest thing about this film, in my own opinion, is that three college kids are in the middle of nowhere, with the threat of death ever looming, and none of them even seem to give a thought towards having sex. Odd, considering they're all college students...

And finally, the king of the hill, the cream of the crop, the funniest of unintentionally funny movies of all {time;} 'Cool as Ice'! But, who starred in it?

Vanilla Ice. If you petition VH1 enough, surely they'll play it once or twice. The video stores, however, will not admit to renting out 'Cool as Ice'. With such brilliant phrases as 'Word 2 Yo' mutha' and 'Drop the zero and get with the hero', the movie should have been a success. However, there was one tragic flaw: the movie was related to Vanilla Ice. Therefore, it tanked...