Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quiz

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1. On what day of the week did the world end? Sunday Monday Thursday Wednesday

2. Mr. Prosser was a direct male-line descendant of whom? Alexander the Great Charlemagne Genghis Khan William Shakespeare

3. What did the sign on the disused lavatory containing the locked file cabinet say? Beware of the Dog Beware of the Leopard Beware of the Cheetah Keep Out

4. Where did Ford Prefect usually claim he was from? Ilford Guildford Croydon Islington

5. At which bar did Ford and Arthur have a drink before the world was blown up? The Horse and Groom The Frog and Salesclerk The Duck and Crumpet The Dog and Farmer

6. Which two plays did Ford Prefect have in his satchel? 'Godspell' and 'Oklahoma' 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' and 'Godspell' 'Oliver!' and 'The Music Man' 'Fiddler on the Roof' and 'Godspell'

7. Which planet was the home of the Heart of Gold? Vulcan Earth Damogran Magrathea

8. Which of these is an island on Damogran? France Christmas Island Australia Mexico

9. Who said, 'That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it'? Trillian Ford Prefect Eddie Zaphod Beeblebrox

10. Whose father was the only man on the planet to survive the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster? Ford Prefect's Arthur's Trillian's Slartibartfast's

11. What is a Hrung? A large spacefaring cow-like creature a nickname for the President of the Galaxy an expensive spacecraft built by the people of Betelgeuse Seven No one knows

12. If you want to irritate a Vogon, who should you feed to the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? the Vogon himself his grandmother his wife his father

13. What two word phrase is printed on the front of the Hitchhiker's Guide? Have Fun Mostly Harmless Drink Pepsi Don't Panic

14. If you want to understand alien languages, what must you have in your ear? a Babel worm a Universal Translator a Babel frog a Babel fish

15. Which of the following did not occur shortly after the Magrathean missile attack? Someone's arm was bruised The Heart of Gold exploded A whale and a bowl of petunias were created and destroyed Three cups and a mouse cage were broken

16. Who reportedly found a planet full of ballpoint pens and worked as a limousine driver for a family of cheap green retractables until he was taken away and locked up? Zaphod Beeblebrox Veet Voojagig Slartibartfast Vroomfondel

17. What won an award for its coastlines? Hawaii France Norway Japan

18. Who were Lunkwill and Fook? computer programmers ballpoint pens Vogon poets coastline designers

19. Who were Majikthise and Vroomfondel? computer programmers philosophers researchers for the Hitchhiker's Guide dolphins

20. What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything? Answer: (it's a number!)

21. What initials were burned into Zaphod Beeblebrox's brain? Z. B. T. M. A. D. F. P.

22. What are the names of Trillian's white mice? Benjy and Johnnie Benjy and Frankie Lennon and McCartney Pookie and Donnie

23. What was not considered by Trillian's mice as a possible question to fit the ultimate answer? How many roads must a man walk down? How many years does it take to reach enlightenment? What do you get if you multiply six by seven? What's yellow and dangerous?

24. Which character sang 'You'll Never Walk Alone'? Marvin the Paranoid Android Eddie Arthur Dent Trillian

25. Who, against overwhelming odds, started to turn into a penguin? Trillian Arthur Ford Prefect Zaphod Beeblebrox