Hitchhiker's Guide

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. The Nutrimatic invariably produces a substance that is almost, not quite, entirely unlike what? Gin and tonic Coffee Tea Orange Juice

2. What planet is located in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the Galaxy? Alpha Centauri Krikkit Frogstar B Earth

3. What is the first word of the Prologue? Far What Who Arthur

4. According to the Vogon captain, why does he write poetry? Under his mean, heartless exterior he wants to be loved He finds it helps with insomnia He enjoys a little mindless tedium To throw his mean, heartless exterior into sharp relief

5. When Arthur learns the earth has been demolished, and he says he's a bit upset, what is Ford's response? Yes, now I'll never get to see the end of "Casablanca"! Don't worry about it, you're with me now! Yes, I can understand that I know a good psychiatrist

6. Who said the following: "We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!" Psychiatrists Philosophers Lawyers Reporters

7. Who had the following thought: "Oh no, not again." A ballpoint pen A sperm whale A bowl of petunias Marvin

8. Why does Zaphod have three arms? He was born that way It was required in order to become President He lost a bet He had it fitted to improve his ski-boxing

9. What happened to the cops' spaceship when Marvin explained his view of the Universe to it? It committed suicide It went crazy It cried It took off

10. What is Arthur's main concern when both his arms fall off? How he will eat How he will scratch his nose How will he play Space Invaders How he will operate his digital watch

11. Who said the following: "Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat, you see. I've never been very good at them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective." Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz Agrajag Slartibartfast Franky Mouse

12. What, apparently, was Ford's definition of the word "safe" that Arthur felt was dubious? on one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet Standing outside the spaceship on Magrathea Covering their eyes when confronted by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal On the Heart of Gold

13. Why did Arthur have nothing to worry about when nervously prodding a mattress from Squornshellous Zeta? It was just an ordinary mattress It only needs to eat every 200 years The Squornshellous Zeta mattresses really like humans Very few have ever come to life again

14. For how long was Ford stuck on Earth? 13 years 12 years 15 years 17 years

15. OK, here's a freebie- who said the following: "Life- loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." Arthur Marvin Ford Slartibartfast