"I Love Lucy" - It's so Tasty II

"I got a flatfoot and a private-eye. I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye".

"It's our only chance to stay in this country and blow up the capitol."

"Cheddar. Chester!"

"I almost said, 'Martha'."

"You've been nurturing two vipers in your brown-stone bosom."

"Unless you go down to Canal Street."

"I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasle."

"To what do you attribute your plethora of fatigue?"

"You'd be scared? Think of the queen."

"L'chaim."

"What's your excuse at sea-level?"

"Freeze their fuzz off?"

"That's good, 'cause I'm awful thirsty."

"Last night I'm a getta fire."

"Why would those people want to give us a rub-down?"

"He's ba ba-ed his last loo."

"I'd like a second HELPing."

"He was so nervous he got dressed first, then took a shower."

"I love buttered grass!"

"I know a short cut through Pilladelpia."

"Happens to me every day of my life."

"You don't sell the steak. You sell the sizzle."

"I'm not getting older. I'm getting bitter."

"Why don't you put an apple in my mouth and bar-b-que me?"

"You've got a fly on the lens."

"Take shorter steps. You'll be dancing with girl, not an antelope."

"I think you go to meet your liver."

"Vance with dance? She's gone."

"Did you ever hear a piece of cheese burp?"

"And they call ME Superman."

"Have you been nipping at the cooking sherry?"

"How'd you like to play a new game called, 'Hide the Houseguest'?"

"Well I don't care. It might grow hair."

"I wish I knew some pidgin English."

"You'll never shop for my poultry."

"Some teenager was talking to her girlfriend about that Elvis whats-his-name."

"Who's acting?"

"Superman pooped out."

"For a minute I thought you were being strangled by a giant caterpillar."

"C'mon out, you cottage cheese Casanova."