"South Park" - "Make Love, Not Warcraft"

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. What did Stan call his father after he encouraged him to "go out and socialize with [his] friends?" Artard Scientist Doofus Monkey

2. What kind of a person did the 'Warcraft' executive say they were looking for? someone who "never dated a girl" someone who "is wheel-chair bound" someone with "a grudge against gaming" someone with "absolutely no life"

3. When Clyde expressed reluctance about Cartman's plan to band together and bring down the nerd player, which historical character did Cartman use to convince Clyde to participate? Hitler Charlemagne Nixon Zeus

4. What did Butters say he played on his computer? Myst Hello Kitty Island Adventure The Amazon Trail Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

5. What was Clyde reading instead of paying attention to the battle? Cosmopolitan Elle Girl Playboy Maxim

6. How did Cartman plan to get up the 30 levels needed to be able to defeat the nerd player? raise chickens eat plums kill boars sell codpieces

7. What did Cartman drink to sustain himself while the boys increased their experience levels? Starbucks Vanilla Frappuccino Rockstar Energy Drink Perrier Lemon V8 Spicy Vegetable Juice

8. Salzman foretold the prophesy regarding the Sword of a Thousand Truths. What department did Salzman work in? Programming Electronics Janitorial Accounting

9. The boys realized the battle with the nerd player could last over 12 hours. What did Cartman have planned for sustenance? Corn Dogs Hot Pockets Buffalo Wings Macaroni and Cheese

10. Who was coordinating the battle with the nerd player? Stan Kenny Kyle Cartman

11. What did Randy Marsh say in response when the 'Warcraft' executives told him that without the sword, his son's character would die? "I have to save him!" "It's just a stupid computer game." "Oh my god." "So what?"

12. Did either of the 'Warcraft' executives who came to Randy's house have 'World of Warcraft' accounts? Yes No

13. Did Cartman get up during the game to go to the bathroom? Yes No

14. Where did Randy go to log into the game? Best Buy his office the Stotch house South Park Elementary

15. Who delivered the final blow to the nerd player? Stan Kenny Kyle Cartman