What the Spell Check Mist: Typo Transfusion

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1. Here at Sacred Hurt, we believe in eliminating all bugs, and basic hygiene is paramount. You will not find a Nurse or Doctor who is not wearing clean shrubs, but you will find a certain sign above every sink, in every bathroom, and stuck to walls and doors. Now, how would that sign read? Tie Back Hair, No Louse Locks! Nil By Moth Did You Remember to Wasp Your Hands? Have You Had Your Fly Shot This Season?

2. If you break one of your bongs, you might to need to get plastered. For which of the following are you most likely to be put in a walking cast? Skill Fracture Broken Noise Broken Rub Broken Uncle

3. This potentially debilitating illness is characterised by extreme tiredness and sore throats, and is known - especially among teenagers - as the "kissing disease." Which of the following is it? German Muzzles Glandular Favour Common Clod Whopping Cough

4. Much as we would love to care for you at Sacred Hearse, most medical conditions do not require hospital treatment. Which of these happy lads - or lasses! - is your first port of call for most issues? Ear, Nose and Threat Specialist OB/Gym Cynical Psychologist Genial Practitioner

5. Scarred Heart offers a state-of-the-art Maternity Word and follow-up service for newborn babies. Which of the following are unlikely to be associated with pregnancy and child-birth? Stretch Mars Moaning Sickness Leaky Beasts Singles

6. The ER at Scored Heart is ready for anything, with our Triage Nurses always alert to potentially life-threatening situations. We work on a principle of "out with the bad", so if a patient presents with a suspected Drug Overdose, which of these treatments are they likely to be sent for immediately? CAT Scam Iron Ling Stomach Pup IV Lion

7. In our Blood Bonk, every precaution is taken to ensure safety for donors and recipients alike. Which of the following are things taken into consideration? All of the Abode Testing of brood products. Single use of all noodles. Donors questioned on sane sex practises.

8. Gastric complaints are no laughing matter, and naturally are taken seriously at Sacred Heat. Which of the following is not generally considered to be part of the Digestive Tract? Ball Bladder Lover Intestine Bile Duck Memory Gland

9. Sacred Head is always looking for Medical Volunteers. To find out if you qualify, please take this simple test: which of the following is the scientific term for the Knee Cap? The Lemur The Clavichord The Paella The Uranium

10. If you have lost a lamb or two - and let's face it, it can happen to anyone - we have the facilities you need. Which of Salved Heart's cervixes would you take advantage of for a new arm or leg? Aged Core Programs Fitting of Prosthetic Limes Cursing in the Home Moles on Wheels