Murder Was the Biblical Case that They Gave Me

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1. For the crime of murdering his brother Abel, we, the jury, find ________ GUILTY and sentence him to banished for the rest of his days to the Land of Nod. Cain Jacob Seth Shem

2. For the conspiracy to commit murder of 85 priests simply because they aided the incumbent to the throne, we, the jury, find King ________ GUILTY, and sentence him to a life of guilt and shame, followed with suicide by the blade of his own sword. Samuel Saul Samson Sodom

3. For the murder of an Egyptian guard, and the attempted cover-up of this crime, we, the jury, find ________ GUILTY, and sentence him to flee into exile for forty years in the land of Midian. Moses Isaac Lot Aaron

4. For the charge of conspiracy to commit murder of his mistress' husband, we the jury find ________, King of Israel and Judah, GUILTY. Due to good behavior prior to the crime, we suspend sentence, but order the execution of the child born of the defendant's act with the mistress, she of the name Bathsheba. Abimelech Manasseh Gad David

5. For the charge of murder against Absalom as he suspended defenseless from a tree, we, the jury, find ________ GUILTY, but as the murder was an act of war upon a traitor of his commander, we sentence to time served and probation. Jeroboam Jesse Zadok Joab

6. For the crime of conspiracy to commit murder, stemming from the unlawful decree to have his commanding high priest stoned, we, the jury, find King ________ GUILTY, and sentence him to having his kingdom overthrown by the Aramean armies, as well as death by said armies. Asa Joash Judah Benaiah

7. For the charges of slander, theft of property, and murder, stemming from the death of Naboth the vineyard owner simply so her husband Ahab could have the vineyard, we the jury find Queen ________ GUILTY, and sentence her to death by defenestration, and order her body eaten by dogs at the place she perishes. Jezebel Nefertiri Priscilla Vashti

8. For conspiracy to commit murder on his brother Adonijah, we, the jury find ________, King of Israel and Judah, NOT GUILTY, for the murder was punishment for the acts of treason committed by Adonijah. Solomon Elisha Joshua Jonah

9. For the unspecified heinous acts committed during looting and rioting, we, the jury find ________ GUILTY, but suspend the sentence of death by crucifixion, according to the consensus of the masses. This decision ordered under protest by Pontius Pilate. Barabbas Matthias Judas Iscariot Joseph of Arimathea

10. For conspiracy to commit murder on John the Baptist and slander upon her brother Agrippa, we, the jury find ________ GUILTY, and sentence her to exile in the land of Lyon with her husband Herod Antipas, where she will live out the rest of her days. Sapphira Athaliah Herodias Menen