1. In Florida, it is illegal to do which of the following... Own more than 50 hair dryers without a license Fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursdays Tie a rhino to a parking meter Shower with your clothes on

2. Which of these in Utah is NOT a law? You cannot detonate nuclear weapons. You can have them, but you cannot detonate them It is illegal to fish from horseback No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call It is against the law to drink milk

3. In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take what to the movies? Your mother-in-law A lion Oral Redenbacher A swarm of bees

4. Which of these are illegal in Alabama? Wearing masks in private Playing dominoes on Friday Females spitting in front of other females Wearing a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

5. Which of these are actual laws in the cities of California? All of these Arcadia: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, INCLUDING driveways Baldwin Park: You are not allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool Hermosa Beach: One may not show their buttocks while on a playground

6. Citizens are not allowed to take a shower on Wednesday in what state? Iowa Wyoming Delaware South Dakota

7. In New Jersey, it is against the law to frown at a police officer. True False

8. Staying with New Jersey, it is illegal to capture a homing pigeon. True False

9. If you commit adultery in West Virginia, what is the penalty? 6 months in jail $20 fine $500 fine You must apologize to your wife in front of her parents

10. It is illegal to do what to a fish in Ohio? Throw it back in a river after catching it Get it drunk Name it "Fido" Fry it on Sunday

11. In which state is it illegal to sleep naked on Wednesdays? Alaska New York Minnesota Hawaii

12. In Texas, it is illegal to urinate on the Alamo? True False

13. In Georgia, it is illegal to say which of the following? "Can I milk your cow?" "I hate Yankees" "Oh Boy" "I hate my mama"

14. Margarine was illegal in Wisconsin at one time. Now it is legal, however, which of the following is true? It must be of yellow coloring It may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant, unless specifically requested It must be served with cheese You must not bathe in it

15. In Iowa, kisses cannot last more than 2 minutes. True False