Hitchhiker's Guide

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. The Nutrimatic invariably produces a substance that is almost, not quite, entirely unlike what? Coffee Tea Orange Juice Gin and tonic

2. What planet is located in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the Galaxy? Alpha Centauri Krikkit Frogstar B Earth

3. What is the first word of the Prologue? Who Arthur What Far

4. According to the Vogon captain, why does he write poetry? Under his mean, heartless exterior he wants to be loved To throw his mean, heartless exterior into sharp relief He enjoys a little mindless tedium He finds it helps with insomnia

5. When Arthur learns the earth has been demolished, and he says he's a bit upset, what is Ford's response? Don't worry about it, you're with me now! Yes, now I'll never get to see the end of "Casablanca"! I know a good psychiatrist Yes, I can understand that

6. Who said the following: "We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!" Psychiatrists Reporters Lawyers Philosophers

7. Who had the following thought: "Oh no, not again." A sperm whale A bowl of petunias Marvin A ballpoint pen

8. Why does Zaphod have three arms? He was born that way It was required in order to become President He lost a bet He had it fitted to improve his ski-boxing

9. What happened to the cops' spaceship when Marvin explained his view of the Universe to it? It cried It took off It went crazy It committed suicide

10. What is Arthur's main concern when both his arms fall off? How he will operate his digital watch How will he play Space Invaders How he will eat How he will scratch his nose

11. Who said the following: "Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat, you see. I've never been very good at them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective." Agrajag Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz Franky Mouse Slartibartfast

12. What, apparently, was Ford's definition of the word "safe" that Arthur felt was dubious? on one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet Standing outside the spaceship on Magrathea Covering their eyes when confronted by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal On the Heart of Gold

13. Why did Arthur have nothing to worry about when nervously prodding a mattress from Squornshellous Zeta? It was just an ordinary mattress It only needs to eat every 200 years The Squornshellous Zeta mattresses really like humans Very few have ever come to life again

14. For how long was Ford stuck on Earth? 13 years 12 years 15 years 17 years

15. OK, here's a freebie- who said the following: "Life- loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." Slartibartfast Arthur Marvin Ford