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SM seeks a young female, a loyal woman, who won't go chasing after the younger men. Wealth is immaterial; I am happy to provide. |
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2.
SM seeks a reformed harlot, who though a foreigner is yet a friend to Israel. She must also like the name "Boaz" for a boy. |
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3.
SM seeks daughter of priest, who will give me two sons, and who won't be afraid to circumcise one herself. |
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4.
Male seeks the daughter of a king, or the wife of a soldier, or the wife of a man who refuses to show me hospitality, or a young maid to warm my body?any ole' gal will do. |
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5.
SM seeks to marry a prostitute at the command of the Lord. I will continue to love you no matter how often you betray me. |
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6.
SM prophet seeks loving wife, now that my own has died. The Lord took her as a sign to the people. |
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7.
Married male seeks foreign woman to make my 700th wife. |
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8.
Male seeks SF to become my wife. I will love her and give her a worthy portion, even if her womb should be shut up. |
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9.
SM seeks a woman of Timnath, who can run her fingers through my long, beautiful hair. |
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10.
Love-sick SM seeks half-sister to come to my bed and feed me cakes from her hand. |
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11.
Single men seek a single male Levite to violate, but we'll settle for your concubine if you toss her out the door. |
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12.
Single men seek other single men to violate, and we won't settle for your virgin daughters if you try to throw them out. |
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13.
SM hunter seeks to marry two foreign wives to irritate my parents. |
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14.
SM seeks to defile a daughter of Jacob, and then I might offer to marry her. |
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15.
SM seeks to lie with his father's concubine. |
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