Horrifying Vacation Locales

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1. Our first destination can be reached by ship. The city is known as Antonio Bay. If you turn on that radio, we might hear the sexy voice of my friend, Stevie Wayne. Interesting...she's warning everyone to go up to the old church. What is she trying to warn us about? Gargoyles have infested the countryside Blake and friends have decided to visit town for the anniversary party A deformed and murderous baby is hungry again Jason Voorhees is looking for something to do with his machete

2. Would you like to attend a birthday party? Everybody loves cake. As long as we're in California, Mitch Brenner invited us to Bodega Bay to celebrate Cathy's birthday. There's Mitch's little sister now, and she doesn't look happy. Why are all the kids running down the street screaming? Bats are swooping down on them Birds are chasing them Pennywise, the Evil Clown, made a deadly balloon animal Charles Manson is coming

3. Since we're getting a little tired, we should probably stay over night somewhere. An old friend, Dick Halloran, told me that the Overlook is a four star hotel and it's on our way east. But, he warns us that he senses something odd there. Who does he tell us we don't want to run into? Norman Bates in the bathroom Delbert Grady at the hotel bar Jason Voorhees' mother in a cabin The owners of "Motel Hell" at the ice machine

4. Let's drive to the midwest. The west sounded nice, but it hasn't really been working out. We might as well catch a ride to Haddonfield, Illinois from Dr. Sam Loomis. Aren't the leaves beautiful this time of year? Why does the doctor look so upset? He plans to go into the woods to search for the Blair Witch Hannibal Lecter ate his wife's liver with some lima beans and a bottle of Cold Duck Michael Myers escaped from the loony bin His son's favorite toy is Chucky

5. Hey, I've booked us a helicopter ride to our next exciting vacation spot - the state of Pennsylvania. Maybe we can visit Amish country and buy some jam. Our tour guide is affectionately known as Flyboy. Boy, these helicopters are loud, I can't hear him. He's signalling us to look down. Oh, now I see. Why shouldn't we land here? There's a dinosaur down there There are zombies down there There's a pack of werewolves down there There's an 18 foot tall grizzly down there

6. Let's visit Washington D.C and visit some landmarks. There's the Washington Monument. Speaking of George, let's visit Georgetown. Oh, look, at the bottom of these stairs, there's Damien Karras waiting to meet us. He's trying to whisper a warning to us. What's he saying? "Get away from me, I'm the Anti-Christ" "Ted Kennedy wants to meet us for drinks" "John Doe has your wife's head in a box" "Don't play with Captain Howdy"

7. Hey, I hear my reporter friend, John Klein, can drive us back from Washington D,C. to Point Pleasant, West Virginia in a couple of hours, even though it's about 600 miles. Oh, wait, we're getting a cell phone call. Here you take it. Uh oh, John looks scared. What does John tell us will happen if you don't hang up? Indrid Cold will predict the future and it probably won't be good Oh no! Telemarketers! Ghost Face will ask you what your favorite scary movie is The Musak will put you to sleep and Freddy Krueger will come through the phone to get you

8. Are you getting hungry? I know a guy who makes the best omelette ever. He suggests using only two eggs. Let's boat to Aquatica and meet my friend "Preacher" and he'll fix us up as soon as he gets done dealing with a problem there. What is delaying our dinner? Crocodiles are eating the tourists Sharks are swimming in the kitchen The Creature from the Black Lagoon grabbed his girlfriend A giant anaconda swallowed somebody

9. We should really do a little work on our vacation. Let's go to U.S. National Science Institute Station 4 and help Windows with his communication equipment. Hmmm, Windows tells me Blair smashed the equipment. What should we warn people about, if we ever get the radio working again? A man turning into a fly The Xenomorph The Thing A brain bug

10. The real action is on Mars. We can hang out with my good buddy "Desolation" Williams and his posse, Uno, Dos, and Tres. Oh, he just sent me a transmission. I wonder why he is telling us to avoid landing in Shining Canyon? Masochistic miners are doing face piercings Space snakes have taken over the base camp Voracious vampires are posing as astronauts Evil eels are in the water supply