1. What is the name of Howard's office colleague who does her level best to prevent the marriage from going ahead? Cassie Tessa Maddie Molly

2. Mel's father, Dick, is a judge; he doesn't approve of Howard and is not keen on having him as a son-in-law. What does Howard give Dick as a present? A box of prophylactics A bottle of wine An expensive watch A box of chocolates

3. Howard and Mel pay a visit to Howard's dad, Ronnie, and his new girlfriend, Trish. What job does Trish do? Secretary Dancer Vet Police officer

4. Mel's mother, Angela, dotes upon her pet dog, Binky. How does Howard manage to kill Binky? Howard locks Binky in the grandfather clock and the pendulum kills him. Howard throws a stick into the river for Binky to chase and the dog drowns. Howard throws a ball out of a first floor window and Binky jumps after it. Howard puts Binky into a cement-mixer encasing him in concrete.

5. Angela, Mel's mother, is not the best cook in the world. When she cooks goulash for dinner, which of these actions does Howard not do with the chunks of meat? Tries to flush them down the toilet. Feeds them to Binky the dog. Throws them onto the conservatory. Hides them in his pocket.

6. How does Howard manage to put Mel's grandmother in hospital? He accidently slams a door into her face. He runs her over with his car. He slides down the bannister and knocks her unconscious. He hits her with a golf ball while he is practising in the garden.

7. Dick's brother, Fraser, is a military man. He arrives a few days before the wedding to be in charge of security. What secret does he entrust to Howard? He has deserted the army. He is a bigamist. He is wanted for armed robbery. He is gay.

8. Ben, the best man, organises the stag night. What is the name of the pub where Howard's friends are supposed to meet? The Red Lion The White Horse The Red Cow The Black Bull

9. Why isn't Ben, the best man, able to fulfill his duties on the wedding day? He gets too drunk and forgets where the church is. He breaks his leg whilst playing football. He gets pushed into the river and nearly drowns. He boards the wrong train and ends up in Scotland

10. In a last act of desperation to stop the wedding from going ahead, Howard's besotted colleague kidnaps Mel. Where does she take Mel to? A quarry The airport A hotel The beach