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| 1.
'I didn't call you a retard; I called you a mongoloid. And I took it back.' |
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| 2.
'I do not like assassins...or men of low character.' |
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| 3.
'You know how good he is? He is better at this than I have ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you will *ever* be at anything in your life.' |
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| 4.
'Don't think you've bought yourself any time by bringing me here...because you need to remember: I *am* a stranger to you. You have no idea what I'm capable of.' |
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| 5.
'I'm black, and I'm proud.' |
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| 6.
'And the monkey flips the switch.' |
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| 7.
'I work at the Pentagon, Sergeant, so I admit I'm a little slow on the uptake; otherwise, I'd say that you just threatened me. Did you just threaten me, soldier? Because if you did, let me respond to you this way: I'm an officer, and therefore by proclamation a gentleman...but don't abuse that, son. Don't get in my crosshairs. Because I'll have no compunctions whatsoever about gettin' up to my neck in your butt. You understand me?' |
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| 8.
'Awww, look -- you gave that tall man some flowers.' |
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| 9.
'And there he goes, up to his room to write the new hit song, 'Alone In My Principles'!' |
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| 10.
'You wanna be worshipped? Go to India and moo.' |
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| 11.
'You know what this is? It's the smallest violin in the world, playing *just* for the waitresses.' |
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| 12.
'You know, in a parallel universe, I'll bet we're a scorching couple.' |
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| 13.
'So I go to start shooting, and he says, 'Where's your script?' And I say, 'I don't need a script. Godard doesn't use a script.' And he says, 'Great. Who's Godard?' |
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| 14.
'There are two hundred and fifteen bones in the human body. That's *one*.' |
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| 15.
'I hate you more! If hate were people...I'd be China!' |
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