"Tea and a Total Lack of Sympathy" Quiz

Answer: Heidi

Will is cooking breakfast when Grace walks in and she says, "You're making pancakes!" Will replies, "Yes, I am, Heidi, but, please don't tell Grandpapa!"

Answer: carbs

After Grace discovers Will is making pancakes, she says, "We had a pact! Four workouts a week, no carbs, no sugar, no fat." Will tells her, "I've totally been cheating." Grace then says, "So have I. Hook me up!"

Answer: Antiques on the Road

Jack enters and says, "The day I've been waiting for has finally arrived." Will then says, "Congratulations, Jack! I wish you a long, happy life as a woman." Jack says, "Ha-ha. That's so funny, I forgot you're fat. I just thought some of us might be interested to know that "Antiques on the Road" is in town! Grace says, "Antiques on the Road"? You're kidding!" Jack then says, "No, I just heard from a friend of mine who sleeps with someone at PBS. And they're gonna bring the whole crew, including guess who?" Grace can't believe what she's hearing and Will doesn't have a clue what they are talking about then both Jack and Grace say, "Porcelain Paul!"

Answer: a teapot

We see Grace and Jack in line having the teapot looked at by someone from the show. They are then told to wait at table 12 and in a few minutes, Paul will arrive. Jack tells the lady, "Thank you. Very fine. Thank you very much." He then says to Grace, "You did it! I can't believe that teapot got us on!" Grace then says, "What did I tell you? It's perfect! Look, to the untrained, uneducated eye, this may look like an early 18th century Meissen teapot. But to those of us in the know, it's a cheap knockoff I bought at that lesbian thrift shop in the East Village."

Answer: 5'11"

Will is on the phone trying to get a client to take them up as lawyers and when Ben walks in, he says, "What's the good word? Tell me things." Will says, "Well, I'm 5'11", I'm not into games, I like horseback riding, skiing, and men who aren't afraid to cry. Okay, you're not in the mood."

Answer: $30,000

When Paul asked Grace to tell him about the teapot, she says, "Well, we had a bit of a family tragedy last year. On Christmas Eve, Grandma Meg lost both of her legs to diabetes." Jack then says, "And then, on Christmas Day, she tragically lost both her feet." Paul then asks, "So, how does the teapot fit into all this?" Grace replies, "Well, it's the only thing that survived the fire that Grandma caused when she mistakenly answered the iron." Jack adds, "With her hook." Paul then says, "Well, let's see what we've got here, shall we? Well, this appears to be a Meissen teapot, from, I would say, the early 18th century. It's beautifully done. Although the gold in the scrollwork here is a little bit brighter than you usually see on these pieces. Have you any idea how much this is worth?" Grace says, "Oh, gosh, I don't know. We were hoping for grandma's sake...$5,000?" Paul laughs and says, "Well, I hate to disappoint you, but this is worth $30,000."

Answer: One month or $1,000

Karen is sitting in a bar and the bartender hands her a martini. Karen thanks him and Smitty says, "Mrs. Walker, I hate to be indelicate, but..." Karen interrupts him and says, "Oh, right, right! The tab. Now, what was our agreement again?" Smitty tells her, "One month or $1,000, whichever comes first." Karen says, "My word, has it been a month already?" Smitty says, "No, ma'am."

Answer: playing with an Easy-Bake Oven

We see Will and Karen having drinks together and Karen points and says, "How did you get that scar?" Will replies, "Oh, now, that one I got that one playing hockey." He pauses then comes clean, "I got burned playing with my cousin's Easy-Bake Oven." He pauses again and says, "Ok, my Easy-Bake Oven."

Answer: I Honestly Love You

When Karen asks about another scar, he tells her he'd rather not talk about it. She tells him she showed him her mark from Rosario biting her and he gives in and says, "All right. Eighth grade talent show. I sang, "I Honestly Love You." Karen says, "Oh, honey, Olivia Newton-John? No! Noo." Will then says, "Yeah! Totally humiliating. My voice cracked, naturally, and everybody laughed. I ran offstage, tripped and fell into Stephanie Lieberman's headgear." She then finds out Will is trying to get Walker, Inc. as clients and in order for her to agree, she makes him get onstage and sing the same song to her and he had to sound like he meant it.

Answer: Calvin Klein

Will thinks he's going to lose his job and is packing his things, "Good-bye, desk. Good-bye...ugly hanging tonsu." He then looks out his window and says, "Good-bye 50-foot Calvin Klein underwear ad. I think I'll miss you most of all." Ben then comes in and congratulates Will for succeeding in getting Walker, Inc. to accept them as their lawyers.

When Will asks Karen why she did it, she tells him, "Oh, I don't know. I like Grace, Grace likes you. Smitty likes me, I like Cutty Sark." Will then tells her, "That is one polluted stream of consciousness." Karen continues, "And I guess I just figured that anyone who'd sing an Olivia Newton-John song for me would be the kind of lawyer who...Oh, Lord, honey, don't make me think about it too much. I might change my mind." Will then asks, "So, can your lawyer take you to lunch?" Karen replies, "Oh, uh...honey, I don't eat with the help, okay?" She then touches the tip of his nose and leaves.