"Ben? Her?" Trivia Quiz

Answer: health

According to Will, the Five Pillars of Happiness is supposed to determine the level of contentment in your life. He says, "Okay, the first pillar is health. I gave myself a big yes, 'cause I just had my physical. Everything's where it's supposed to be. I'm running every day and look at those calves. It's like my knee swallowed a grapefruit. Your turn." Grace says, "I think I'm hypoglycemic. I'm always tired, and I can't poop." Will says, "I would give that a "No". Okay, pillar number two is family. That's a big "Yes". You?" Grace says, "Well, let's see. My mother's idea of bonding is making me scratch her back. And for my last birthday, my father gave me gum." Will says, "That's another "No" for Grace. Moving on. Love life. Another "No" for Grace." Grace says, "Excuse me! No. You can mark that "Yes", thank you. Josh and I are doing great. I mean, it's not perfect, but we care about each other very much." Will says, "Okay. Pillar number four. Friendships." Grace says, "Okay! Now we're talking!" Will then says, "No, no, no. Note the "s"...friendships. They're talking more than just you and me. And the final pillar is work. I love my job." Grace says, "I work with a lush who insults me." Will says, "Okay. Final tally is...Will: "Dee diddle-ee-dee-dee"! Grace: "Wah wah wah."

Answer: beach house

As much as Grace hates Ben, she is trying to get to know him better, for Will's sake. When Will leaves to take a phone call, she asks Ben, "It bugs you, doesn't it?" Ben asks, "What?" Grace tells him, "When you're not the center of attention. It kills you. I can tell." He says, "You think so?" Grace says, "I know you, Ben. You're so focused on yourself and your whole Ben Doucette thing.

But do you ever think about anyone else? Have you ever stopped to ask someone else what's up?" Ben then says, "What's up, Grace?" Grace says, "Ah-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho. No, I don't think so. That's not gonna work with me. We're talking about you." Ben then says, "Alright, fine. What do you want to know?" Grace says, "How about something real. Something that doesn't involve the words Porsche, beach house, or what's-her-name?" Ben then says, "Okay. Something real. Well, I've been married twice. First, to the love of my life who died 10 years ago, then to a woman who reminded me of my first wife but was, I found out, nothing like her. I have 2 beautiful kids, one who's crazy about me and one who's not. And somehow, driving my Porsche to my beach house with what's-her-name doesn't quite make up for the fact that the things I really want in my life are exactly what's missing from it."

Answer: platinum card

Jack's date, Rolando, asks him why he is giving roses to a woman when he likes men and Jack tells him, "Nando. Poor, naive Nando. See, Rosario married me to get a green card. But as long as I'm married to her, I get a platinum card, a Barney's card, and a Hallmark card that says, "Welcome to easy street!" So I gotta keep the little woman happy. Now let me just give these to my wife, then we'll go make out."

Answer: enter exit

When Will finds out about Grace sleeping with Ben, he tells her, "Good. Terrific. Have fun. Just leave me out of it. Last thing I need in my life right now is somebody else's drama." When Grace opens the door to leave, Jack's there. He comes running in and screaming, "My wife is cheating on me! My life is ruined! Will, help me!" Grace then says, "Enter the drama queen. Exit the neighbor." She then leaves.

Answer: bran

Will walks in on Ben and Grace dancing on top of a table. After Ben leaves, Grace tells Will, "It's amazing, you know, when things are working in the relationship department. All those other pillars just fall into place. Me and my family are getting along, I'm loving my job again." Will asks, "Now, what about your health?" Grace says, "Health's better, too, but that's not Ben, that's bran."

Answer: tragic, devastating

Rosario wants a divorce from Jack so she can marry the gardener and Jack is taking it hard. He comes into Grace Adler Designs and tells Karen he's there on business and says, "This is in regard to the very tragic and devastating collapse of my marriage to Rosario." Karen says, "Yeah, well, it's the laughter you'll remember, honey. Let's go buy makeup." Jack then says, "And even though one could never put a price on the pain and suffering this has cost me, one has." He then hands Karen a piece of paper and Karen says, "Jack? I don't read. I'm read to. Okay?" Jack then reads from the paper, "Item one. $500,000 paid to me by you over the next 4 years, preferably in 50s. Item two. A Shetland pony died powder blue to match my eyes. Item three. Powder blue eyes. Item four..." Karen interrupts and says, "Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Blanche. I'm still on item one. $500,000 in 50s?" Jack says, "Yeah, I've always been turned on by one Benji Franklin. He wasn't afraid to wear his hair up and away from the face." Karen then says, "Franklin's on the hundred, you mook. And where do you get off asking me for 500K?" Jack tells her, "Well, we did have a contract. I gave you a year of my life so Rosario could stay in the country. I don't think a trust fund and a Corvette is too much to ask for." Karen says, "Are you kidding me with this? I plucked you out of a 4-by-4 hovel above a blinking light in Times Square, and put you in a 6-by-6 maid's quarters on Park Avenue, and this is the thanks I get?" Jack gasps and says, "Hey. You got something out of this too, missy. Who read "Valley of the Dolls" to your kids every night? Who distracted Stan for you on oyster Tuesdays? Me. It was me. Now, I want my $500,000 in 50s! 50s with Ben Franklin on them!"

Answer: Libra

Will answers the phone from the speaker and we hear Alex ask him where is he and Will says, "Oh. Were we having brunch today? I thought we were meeting for brunch on your birthday." Alex says, "Today is my birthday." Will then says, "Oh. I've got to break some really bad news to a friend of mine. Is there any way we could reschedule your birthday? 'Cause you know, you seem more like a Libra to me, anyway." Alex then says, "Okay, Will. Why don't you just tell me now? You're actually a straight, married man with three kids who has no intention of ever dating me again." Will tells him, "Nothing could be further from the truth."

Answer: Diet Coke, no ice

Before Mrs. Freeman leaves the room, she asks, "Can I get you anything else?" Ben tells her, "No, thanks." Will then tells her, "I'd like a Diet Coke. No ice." She then tells him, "I'd like a date with Denzel, but that's not gonna happen, either."

Answer: singer/actor/dancer/choreographer

Jack is talking to his puppy, Klaus, and his bird, Guapo, explaining to them about his divorce from Rosario, "There's something I need to tell you. Mommy and daddy...well, we've decided to live apart. Now, this doesn't mean we don't love you. In fact, it was because of you that we stayed together as long as we did.

But in this crazy, mixed-up world, how long can a marriage between a Salvadoran maid and a West Village singer/actor/dancer/choreographer last?"

Answer: False

Will quit his job and left Jack, Grace and Karen behind and went to the Caribbean Islands. He is writing in his journal and he says no one knows where he is and no one knows how to find him. Just then the servant tells him he has a phone call. It's Ben. Will says to him, "Hello? Ben! How did you...never mind. No, I am not coming back! I quit. Leave me alone." Just then, we see Ben carrying two drinks and he says, "You know, it's rude to hang up on people." Will screams and says, "What the hell are you doing here? I didn't hear Tattoo announce you. How did you find me?" Ben tells him, "I'm me! I can find people! I hope you like pina coladas. Me, I like getting caught in the rain." Will tells him, "I don't care if you like making love at midnight, I'm not coming back!" They then agree on being law partners, Ben then leaves and tells Will to have a nice vacation.