"My Best Friend's Tush" Trivia Quiz

Answer: it's soft

Jack placed two white cushions on the coffee table and calls it, "The Subway Tush". He is telling them about it but doesn't give them a chance to respond and walks out. He then walks back in and says, "At least have the decency to sit on it. I think you'll find yourself saying, "Did my heinie die and go to heaven?" They both sit on the cushions and say, "Oh my God. This feels really good. Oh, my tush is loving the cush of the Tush." Will then says, "Mmm. Yeah. It's squishy. It's comfy. It's oddly exciting. Overall, I'd have to say it's the butt's meow."

Answer: $50,000

Jack is surprised they like the cushions so much and says, "Shut up! Oh my God, you really like it? I knew you would! Now, there's just one teensy little thing. I need $50,000 for startup costs." Will says, "50,000? Sure, Jack. Do you want me to write you a check, or shall I pay you in cheese?" Jack tells him he will take a check and Will tells him he's not going to give him any money. Will then says with a Brooklyn accent, "You believe that guy, soaking me for 50 large? Forget about it." Grace then says, "Okay, first of all, you've just officially been cut off from "The Sopranos". And second, how could you just dismiss him like that?"

Answer: Helena Barnes

When Grace notices her, she tells Karen, "Oh my God! Look who it is!" Karen tells her, "Honey, I don't look. I'm looked at. Who is it?" Grace says, "It's Helena Barnes! She's like the best interior designer working today! Look at her! Look at her! No! No! Don't look! She'll see you looking. Okay! She's looking away. Go look, look, look, look." Karen says, "Oh, good Lord love a duck! Hey, Hel...Put the caboose in motion! Somebody wants to meet you! Come on!" Karen then tells Helena that Grace wants to meet her and she turns to Grace, says she's enchanted to meet her and holds out her hand for Grace to kiss. Grace kisses it and says, "The honor is mine. I mean, I would curtsy if it weren't weird. Oh, my God, I'm like one of those losers when they meet William Shatner at a Trekkie convention!" Helena says, "Oh, you are adorable! Thank you!"

Answer: slutty cheerleader

Jack gets a sentimental look on his face as he and WIll wait to speak to some investors about his idea. Will says, "What, you have to go sissy again?" Jack says, "You...Believing in me...Being my business partner. Who's my hero? You are the wind beneath my tush." Will says, "Well, let's not delve into that one too deeply. Now, I thought we'd start by you talking about how you first came up with the idea." Jack then tells him, "No, no, no. You do the talking. That's what you're good at. See, you're the quarterback. I'm just the slutty cheerleader with the nice rack."

Answer: no need to pout

When they are in the meeting with the investors, Will says, "Bob, always a pleasure. This is my partner Jack McFarland." Bob says hi to Jack and Will says, "Well, everybody take a seat. We're ready to start. Gentlemen..." Jack then interrupts and says, "Introducing the Subway Tush!" Will says, "Jack!" Jack then starts singing, "Hey, mon frere, if your derriere could use a little cush, no need to pout, the word is out. It's Jack's Subway Tush!"

Answer: Fergie

Karen enters Taco Time wearing sunglasses and tells Grace, "Don't call me by my real name! Call me by my alias: Anastasia Beaverhausen! I wanna be incognito." Grace then asks, "Why? Who could possibly know you here?" Karen says she doesn't know and then peeks over her sunglasses and says, "Hmm. The Duchess of York." Grace says, "The what? Oh my God! It's Fergie! Do you think that Weight Watchers knows about this? What is going on here?" Karen tells her, "Taco Time is a guilty pleasure for some of the ladies in my circle. Nobody questions it. Nobody talks about it."

Answer: Bell of St. Mary

The investors tell Jack they want Will out and will back Jack's idea 100%. Jack then has to break the news to Will and tells him they said they'd think about it. Will then blames it on Jack's singing and Jack tells him he told him to chime in and Will says, "Yes, but by "chime," I did not mean the Bell of Saint Mary."

Answer: his looks

After all is said and done, Jack tells Will they want him, but don't want Will. Will is shocked and Jack tells him, "Yeah. That's right. They said you think too small. They want you out! They liked my vision, they liked my energy, they liked my passion, and they liked Buttford! They sent me here to fire you."

Answer: Swedish

Jack tells Bob and the other investors he resigns and Bob tells him, "You cannot resign from a project you've already been forcibly removed from. You stole this idea!" Jack says, "Look, when you say it like that, of course it's gonna sound bad." Larry, another investor says, "You told us you had a patent on this product, when in fact, the idea of "The Subway Tush" belongs to a Mr. Bjorn Stevenson." Jack ten says, "Hey, he said he was moving back to Sweden. Then again, he also said he could bench-press my weight, which led to a very painful breakup."

Answer: Bahamas

When Helena greets Robert Lilienfield, he asks her what she's been up to and she says, "Oh, what haven't I been up to? Beijing, Bora Bora, Budapest. Oh, by the way, Curtis and Denise send their love. They thought the Steuben Menorah was fabulous! And I must say I agree."