"Acting Out" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Along Came You

Jack asks them what they're doing that night and Grace says she has a date with Josh and Will says he was going to the gym. Jack tells them, "What is the matter with you people? Will, tonight you're making dinner, and the the of us will be parked in front of your TV to watch our new favorite sitcom, "Along Came You." Grace asks, "And why is it our new favorite sitcom?" Jack replies, "Because tonight Ed and Gerard are going to kiss. Only the first ever prime time network kiss between two gay men."

Answer: flames flamers

All three of them are watching the show and just when the two men are about to kiss, the camera pans over to the fireplace. Grace excitedly says, "This is it, this is it! This is not it. Where's the camera going? Why are we looking at fireplace?" Jack screams to the TV set, "Get off the flames and follow the flamers!" Disappointed, Grace says, "What? Oh, come on, they didn't show us anything." When Will asked Jack what he expected, Jack says, "I expected a kiss. I've been preparing for the kiss. I was on a juice fast for 72 hours so I'd look good for the kiss.

This is a crime against humanity."

Answer: sweetest, thoughtful, sensitive

After Grace returns from a lunch date with Josh, Karen says, "He should be killed." Grace replies, "He happens to be the sweetest, most thoughtful, most sensitive guy I have ever gone out with. I think he's great." Karen then says, "He makes me wanna barf. I wanna kick him till he's dead, honey."

Answer: Jake

After Karen tells Grace she wants to kick him until he's dead, Grace tells her, "Karen, no. I have just gotten off of a string of really bad boyfriends. Adam...whose closest thing to a compliment was, "If you lost a little weight in the rear, you'd look pretty good." Alex...who thought things could be improved by bringing another woman into the relationship. Stoner Jeff...who loved his bong more than me. I mean, Josh is the first guy in a long time that treats me like a goddess."

Answer: Julianna Margulies

Jack's using the phone is Will's office to call the President of NBC Studios to protest not showing a guy-on-guy kiss and he says, "Yes, I'd like to speak to the President of NBC, please. This is Jack McFarland." He listens to the other end and says, "How long will he be in the meeting? Very fine. I'll call back later." He hangs up, redials the number and says, "Hi, I'd like to speak to the President of NBC, please.

It's Julianna Margulies. I have a cold."

Answer: good cheese

Grace comes home to find Will cleaning her apartment and says to him, "I thought you promised to wear a French maid's uniform the next time you did this." Will tells her, "The place is filthy. P.S., lived here 7 months, you may want to think about unpacking." Grace says, "P.S., I thought we talked about the P.S. What are you doing?" Will tells her, "Just trying to help out.

By the way, you have milk in the refrigerator that's so bad, it's now good cheese." Grace then asks him what he did to Jack and when Will says, "What?", Grace says, "Every time you're a bad friend to Jack, you always become a better friend to me."

Answer: bald spot

Grace calls Karen for advice on how to break it off with Josh and says, "I can't get rid of this guy. He's a sweetheart, but he's just not for me, and I just don't know how to say it to his face." Karen tells her, "Yeah, well, say it to his bald spot as you push him out of the cab. Bye-bye." Grace then says, "No, no, no! Wait. Wait, I can't do it that way. How do I explain this? Most human beings are endowed with the capacity to feel emotion." Karen says, "Well, they're weak."

Answer: Craig

He comes over to where Will and Jack are sitting and says, "Hi. I'm Craig Vissay, Executive Vice President in charge of Public Relations for the Office of the President of the Network." Will says, "You're his assistant. We spoke earlier." Craig then says, "Anyway. I've been sent down here to respond to your complaint regarding the kiss on "Along Came You." Jack tells him, "Yes, we are outraged. I hope you presented him with my letter and the petition." Craig said he did and when Will asked him what he had to say, Craig says, "Well, it was discussed at length, and the final word is..."No comment." Have a good day, gentlemen, and thank you for visiting us at NBC."

Answer: Al Roker

As Will and Jack are leaving NBC Studios, Jack sees Al and runs over to him. Jack yells, "Al, it's my birthday, I'm a 100 years old. Talk to me!" Al Roker then asks Jack his name and Jack tells him, "Oh my God, Al Roker. I don't know if you recognize me, but my name is Jack McFarland, and I do a one man show every Wednesday night at the duplex, called "Just Jack." Additional info on my website at www.justjack.com." Al Roker then says, "Just Jack? What happened to Jill? You guys have a fight? "No, it's my pail of water." "No, it's my pail of water." "No, it's my pail of water." Jack didn't really find it funny and says, "Oh my God, that's so funny. Anyways, the reason we're here. I don't know if you're aware, but on this week's episode of "Along Came You", there was supposed to be a kiss and there wasn't." Al then tells him that sometimes a kiss isn't a kiss and tries to speak to others in the crowd. Jack interrupts him and says, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, back to Jack. We went to complain, and this closet case upstairs...cute, in an offbeat way, got his number...totally gave us the brush off. And I just want to know how long I'm going to have to wait until I can see two gay men kiss on network television." Will then says, "Not as long as you'd think." Will then grabs Jack and passionately kisses him, live, on-the-air.

Answer: True

Jack says to Will, "Let's be honest with each other. We both know what actually happened this morning." Will says, "Remind us." Jack says, "Masking your attraction to me with a political agenda. I mean, you are so transparent. I just pray none of my boyfriends saw that tragic display. 'Cause that's like five serious long-term relationships down the tube."