* Which President recalled, "As to the Presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my entrance upon the office and my surrender of it"?
* Which President made the clever statement, "About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends"?
* Which president said 'I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue'?
* Which president said 'Oftentimes...I don't seem to grasp that I am President'?
* Who said 'I have opinions of my own--strong opinions--but I don't always agree with them'?
* Who said 'They misunderestimated me'?
* Who said 'If Lincoln were alive today, he'd probably roll over in his grave'?
* Who said 'If a frog had wings, he wouldn't hit his tail on the ground'?
* Who said 'Progression is no proclamation nor palaver. It is not pretense nor play on prejudice. It is not the perturbation of a people passion-wrought, nor a promise proposed'?
* Who said 'Would it be nice if you could pay your bills and not earn any money to pay them'?
* Which president said 'Things are more like they are now than they have ever been'?
* Who said 'Well, I'm going to kick that one right into the end zone of the secretary of education'?
* Which U.S. President said: "I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."?
* Who was the U.S. President that made this confession: "I tried to walk a line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now realize that I did not fully accomplish that goal."?
* From whose inaugural speech is this quote: "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty."?
* Who expressed these views: "It is the responsibility of the citizens to support their government. It is not the responsibility of the government to support its citizens."?
* "A Statesman is a politician who has been dead ten or fifteen years." Words of wisdom from ..?
* Which U.S. President had this to say : " Hello Neil and Buzz. I'm talking to you by telephone from the Oval Room at the White House, and this certainly has been the most historic telephone call ever made".?
* "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." Whose momentous blooper was this?
* To which (future) American President has this been attributed: "Father, I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little hatchet."?