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Quiz about One Way or an Udder Farmyard Puns

One Way or an Udder - Farmyard Puns Quiz

Thought my awful puns were over, did you? Well, think again. This time we're punning our way through the farmyard with a variety of farm-related puns.

A multiple-choice quiz by eburge. Estimated time: 2 mins.

Author
eburge

Time
2 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
343,897

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Very Easy

Avg Score
10 / 10

Plays
2575

Awards
Top 5% quiz!

Last 3 plays: Guest 24 (10/10), burnsbaron (10/10), Guest 73 (10/10).

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. Brr! It's mighty cold today. Look at that cow in the field! It must be what? Hint

Guernsey

Friesian

Angus

Holstein

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Question 2 of 10

2. The pig stopped making noise today. I think he might be a bit what? Hint

Disgruntled

Frustrated

Annoyed

Incandescent with rage

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Question 3 of 10

3. Someone bought my sheep for less than it's worth. It wasn't until later that I realised I'd been what? Hint

Ripped off

Diddled

Scammed

Fleeced

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Question 4 of 10

4. As hard as I try, I just can't push over my horse. He's very what? Hint

Stable

Steady

Balanced

Durable

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Question 5 of 10

5. There's a hierarchy in the farmyard, it seems. Turns out the chickens are at the top of the what? Hint

Power structure

Organisation

Pecking order

Establishment

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Question 6 of 10

6. Sadly, a fox got in and ate one of the ducks. Afterwards, I think the fox was feeling a bit what in the mouth? Hint

Right

Left

Down

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Question 7 of 10

7. I went to buy a sheepdog from a breeder today. The sign out the front read, "Buy one dog, get one..." what? Hint

Flea

Wasp

Tick

Parasite

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Question 8 of 10

8. My cat dragged a hand-knitted scarf into the house today. We had no idea who it belonged to, but the mystery was soon what? Hint

Solved

Explained

Figured out

Unravelled

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Question 9 of 10

9. I bought a donkey for the farm. I thought I might get a what out of it? Hint

Kick

Thrill

Buzz

Glow

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Question 10 of 10

10. It's exhausting being a farmer. After a long day, it's great to go inside and do what? Hint

Have dinner

Watch television

Hit the hay

Freshen up

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Brr! It's mighty cold today. Look at that cow in the field! It must be what?

Answer: Friesian

Freisian, freezing... okay, the rhyme may not be perfect, but the joke works, doesn't it?

I could go on forever like this, but I wouldn't want to milk it.

2. The pig stopped making noise today. I think he might be a bit what?

Answer: Disgruntled

Yes, the pig makes no noise. His grunt is gone. He sure is one disgruntled porcine.

I had some pigs move in next door. I tell you, they're some pretty noisy neighboars.

3. Someone bought my sheep for less than it's worth. It wasn't until later that I realised I'd been what?

Answer: Fleeced

Of course, all these options are valid, but since it was my sheep that was undersold, fleeced is the most appropriate word.

A sheep came in the other day, making a right racket and running all over the place. He was quite rambunctious.

4. As hard as I try, I just can't push over my horse. He's very what?

Answer: Stable

The joke works because horses live in stables, but I'm sure you already knew that.

Like the pig, my pony wasn't making any noise. I think he was just a little horse.

5. There's a hierarchy in the farmyard, it seems. Turns out the chickens are at the top of the what?

Answer: Pecking order

Those chickens are rather bossy, aren't they? No wonder they're in charge of the farmyard.

A terrible storm last night wrecked the chicken enclosure. The chickens are fine, and I'm sure they'll be able to recoop.

6. Sadly, a fox got in and ate one of the ducks. Afterwards, I think the fox was feeling a bit what in the mouth?

Answer: Down

Yes, those feathers are hard to swallow. No wonder the fox was down in the mouth.

I was in China recently, and I saw a strange sight. A whole group of ducks were walking around with their eyes closed. All but one, however. It was a Peking duck.

7. I went to buy a sheepdog from a breeder today. The sign out the front read, "Buy one dog, get one..." what?

Answer: Flea

This is, of course, a play on the phrase 'buy one, get one free'. I'm not entirely sure how they can know the dog has exactly one flea though...

My friend's dog was stolen not too long ago. There aren't any suspects yet, but they do have a lead.

8. My cat dragged a hand-knitted scarf into the house today. We had no idea who it belonged to, but the mystery was soon what?

Answer: Unravelled

Cats and knitted garments - a recipe for disaster. It's like when you have a loose thread on your clothes and you pull it to get it off but then it just brings more with it.

My cat found a mouse scurrying around the house and tracked it back to a hole in the wall. The cat then ate a bit of cheese and waited outside the hole with baited breath.

9. I bought a donkey for the farm. I thought I might get a what out of it?

Answer: Kick

It's obvious that you shouldn't stand behind a donkey. You're liable to a swift kick in the nether region.

My friend is a donkey inspector. He goes round to various farms and has to assess the asses.

10. It's exhausting being a farmer. After a long day, it's great to go inside and do what?

Answer: Hit the hay

I don't think the farmer actually sleeps on a bed of hay. I'm sure he's got a proper mattress. That's a farmer sensible thought. Farmer, far more - it works.

I spent all day planting crops in my field. I can't wheat for a good harvest.

Source: Author eburge

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