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"NCIS": Abby-isms Season 3 Trivia Quiz

Here they are...more funny quotes from America's favorite goth!

A multiple-choice quiz by TRNchick. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
TRNchick

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
320,698

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

Plays
1852

Awards
Top 5% quiz!

Last 3 plays: Guest 173 (10/10), Guest 199 (10/10), Guest 174 (9/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Abby: "One of the Director's new admin weenies brought me this last night. It's the NCIS dress code. She said I was in violation."
Gibbs: "I'll take care of it Abs."
Abby: "I'm allergic to __________. It makes me itch. It's a medical condition. I could get a note from the doctor."
Gibbs: "Abby, I said I'll take care of it." (Abby hugs Bert, who farts.) Hint

rayon

polyester

silk

wool

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Question 2 of 10

2. Abby: (about Tony) "He always gives new people grief. He learned that from _______."
Hint

Ziva

Director Vance

Ducky

Gibbs

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Question 3 of 10

3. Abby: (raises hands as if in prayer) "For a second, I lost my faith in... But now I know, that forensics was just testing me. And I will rise up, and I will find the man that did this to Tony, and I will ________ him!"
Hint

kill

sacrifice

get

crucify

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Question 4 of 10

4. McGee: "You know, I read a statistic that says you're more likely to be struck by lightning than attacked by a shark."
Abby: "Not if you're a ______." Hint

surfer

seal

fish

swimmer

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Question 5 of 10

5. (talking about the worst ways to die)
Abby: "My top three are falling into a __________, drowning in lava and being eaten by a shark."
McGee: "I'm guessing you've thought about this before."
Abby: "On and off for the last 25 years." Hint

hay baler

tar pit

wood chipper

cement mixer

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Question 6 of 10

6. (Abby hands Gibbs a cup of coffee.)
Gibbs: "Why?"
Abby: "For getting me out of sensitivity training. We were about to do trust falls and some of those guys in administration have ____________."
Hint

freaky eyes

bad breath

wandering hands

bad backs

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Question 7 of 10

7. Palmer: (as he was cutting tissue samples from Wayne's head for Abby-grinning)"So... dark meat or white?"
Abby: ...(giving Palmer a dirty look)
Palmer: "Inappropriate?"
Abby: "With a big dash of ________, Jimmy."
Hint

heartless

gross

creepy

cruel

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Question 8 of 10

8. Abby: "____________ know how you feel about coincidences, Gibbs."
Hint

Patron saints

Zulu tribes

Dead presidents

Equatorial pygmies

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Question 9 of 10

9. Abby: "It's a ladybug toothbrush McGee! That's for cute girls named Gina Marie who bake cookies and wear _______. Not for quasi-manly federal agents who carry a gun." Hint

J. Lo Glow

Dior J'Adore

Britney Spears Fantasy

Est�e Lauder Pleasures

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Question 10 of 10

10. Abby (as McGee bends to try to see the license plate of the van): "It's not a _______, McGee... you can't look up it to see what you want."

Answer: (One Word, "D")

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Abby: "One of the Director's new admin weenies brought me this last night. It's the NCIS dress code. She said I was in violation." Gibbs: "I'll take care of it Abs." Abby: "I'm allergic to __________. It makes me itch. It's a medical condition. I could get a note from the doctor." Gibbs: "Abby, I said I'll take care of it." (Abby hugs Bert, who farts.)

Answer: polyester

This quote is from the episode "Silver War". Abby calls traditional work clothes "monkey suits". Abby would simply not be Abby with out her goth clothes.

2. Abby: (about Tony) "He always gives new people grief. He learned that from _______."

Answer: Gibbs

This quote is from the episode "Under Covers". In this episode Tony and Ziva go undercover as a married couple. I hope you didn't say Vance. He does like to give people, especially Jethro, grief; Vance was not the Director of NCIS in season 3.

Answer: crucify

This quote is from the episode "Frame Up". In this episode, Tony is framed for murder. In the end that bad guy turned out to be Chip, Abby's assistant. By the time the team figured this out, Chip had Abby at knife point in her lab. Who needs Gibbs? By the time Gibbs got to Abby's lab, she had Chip on the floor bound and gagged with Duct tape.

4. McGee: "You know, I read a statistic that says you're more likely to be struck by lightning than attacked by a shark." Abby: "Not if you're a ______."

Answer: seal

This quote is from the episode "Model Behavior". Abby's comeback to this comment left McGee temporarily speechless. Leave it to Abby to have a quirky, yet rational come back.

5. (talking about the worst ways to die) Abby: "My top three are falling into a __________, drowning in lava and being eaten by a shark." McGee: "I'm guessing you've thought about this before." Abby: "On and off for the last 25 years."

Answer: wood chipper

This quote is from the episode "Model Behavior". Being a goth, Abby is fascinated by death, so she's put some thought into her three worst ways to die.

6. (Abby hands Gibbs a cup of coffee.) Gibbs: "Why?" Abby: "For getting me out of sensitivity training. We were about to do trust falls and some of those guys in administration have ____________."

Answer: wandering hands

This quote is from the episode "Light Sleeper". None of the team members like going to the sensitivity classes. The only thing they hate more are the sexual harassment classes.

7. Palmer: (as he was cutting tissue samples from Wayne's head for Abby-grinning)"So... dark meat or white?" Abby: ...(giving Palmer a dirty look) Palmer: "Inappropriate?" Abby: "With a big dash of ________, Jimmy."

Answer: creepy

This quote is from the episode "Head Case". Palmer is none for sometimes making inappropriate comments regarding a dead body. Typically, it is Ducky that fusses at him. This time, however, Abby got a turn.

8. Abby: "____________ know how you feel about coincidences, Gibbs."

Answer: Equatorial pygmies

This quote is from the episode "Family Secret". Gibbs makes it clear that he does not believe in coincidences. Abby is merely expressing how thoroughly known this belief is.

9. Abby: "It's a ladybug toothbrush McGee! That's for cute girls named Gina Marie who bake cookies and wear _______. Not for quasi-manly federal agents who carry a gun."

Answer: J. Lo Glow

This quote is from the episode "Bloodbath". In this episode, Abby has a stalker ex-boyfriend that is trying to kill her. For her protection, she stays with McGee at his apartment. After claiming to have lost her toothbrush, McGee tells her that her old toothbrush is still in his bathroom.

After looking for hers, Abby finds a ladybug toothbrush that is obviously not hers. The above quote is her response.

10. Abby (as McGee bends to try to see the license plate of the van): "It's not a _______, McGee... you can't look up it to see what you want."

Answer: dress

This quote is from the episode "Kill Ari, Part 2". McGee and Abby are looking at a picture of a van, trying to read the license plate number. McGee bends almost upside down to look at the picture of the van. Abby is quick to remind him that doing that will not make the picture any more visible.

Source: Author TRNchick

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