"Oh Dad, Poor Dad..." Trivia Quiz

Answer: Asian

Will's watching out of the window for his father and says, "Oh! My dad's here! My dad's here. He's just parking his rental car. Got a spot on 78th. Very impressive. Such a cute little parallel parker. Oh! There's the door. Oh! He's getting out of the car. Oh! He's Asian. Okay, that's not my dad."

Answer: Twice a day, 6 days a week

After Jack and Will's father, George, hug, George asks, "Hey, you working out?" He then feels Jack's arm and Jack tells him, "Oh, you know, when I can fit it in. Twice a day, 6 days a week."

Answer: Rita Hayworth

After he talks to Jack, he turns to Grace and says, "And who looks more like Rita Hayworth every day, huh?" Jack says, "Oh, George, you're gonna spoil me." George then says, "The other Rita Hayworth."

Answer: Sal

When Grace asks George why he's in town, he tells her, "Well, the company's giving me an award for, I don't know...working there and not dying." Will says, "An award? You said it was just a business dinner. I wanna come." His father tells him, "No, no, no, don't come, don't come. Nobody's coming. Your brothers are busy, your mom's taking care of grandma, nobody's coming." Will then asks, "Well, are the Burtons coming? B.J. and Chuck? Buzz and Rhea and Sherwin and Nancy?" His father then says, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody's coming."

Answer: True

Karen's laughing and Grace tells her that Jack is in pain and Karen says, "Oh, I know. He's miserable. He doesn't know who his real father is. It's terrible." Grace then says, "Oh, wait a minute! I get the joke! Jack's all alone in the world! Ha-ha! Funny!" Karen then says, "Honey, you don't understand. I found him. I found Jack's daddy. I did. I had private detective do a little snooping around. He was getting bored following Stan back and forth to Krispy Kreme anyways. And it paid off!"

Answer: 15

Will finds out his father never told any of his colleagues that he has a gay son and insinuates that Grace is Will's wife. Grace wants to leave but Will says he wants to talk to his father before he goes anywhere. Grace then says to him, "Wow. Okay. So until then, we're married. I guess that explains why you haven't touched me in 15 years."

Answer: 3

Grace, Will, BJ, Chuck and a few other guests are sitting at a table and Grace is talking about her life with Will, "We have three kids, Hannah, Rachel, and Liam. Hannah played Queen Esther in the Purim play. Not a dry eye in shul."

Answer: John

Karen arranged for Jack and John to meet at Jack's favorite coffee shop because she thinks she found Jack's real father. Jack walks up to him and says, "Hi. Are you John Marshall?" John says, "Yeah. Are you Jack McFarland?" Jack jokes and says, "Last time I checked. Ha-ha!"

Answer: Soon-Yi

Jack and John originally hit it off and when John goes to make a phone call, Karen comes in and asks Jack if he's met him yet. Jack tells her he's fabulous and that he really likes him. Karen then tells him, "I had private detective talk to your mom, and he tracked down the guy in the Nixon mask. John Marshall is your father!" Jack gets so excited and says, "Oh my God! You found my dad!" He then realizes something and his expression changes to disgust and he says, "Oh my God! I hit on my dad! I need soap! I need a Handi-wipe for my brain! Oh, I hit on my father! I'm Soon-Yi!"

Answer: Backstreet Boys

John tells Jack there's no way that he could be his father because in 1968, he was gay & never had sex with a woman. Jack then says to him, "Well, you know, since we cleared the air, you wanna go get a drink at Boy Bar?" John tells him, "Hey, I'll get us a cab." Karen then says, "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Don't you find this just a little bit eepycray?" Jack says to John, She is kinda right. It is weird, John, you know." John says, "I have tickets to the Backstreet Boys." Jack says, "I'll call you later, Karen."