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"Red Dwarf" Series I Quotes Trivia Quiz

What will happen Lister, Rimmer, Cat and Holly in series one?

A multiple-choice quiz by valjoedg. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
valjoedg

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
397,885

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

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124

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Question 1 of 10

1. "The End"
Lister: "Rimmer, no disrespect of the dead but you're still a ______." Hint

Deadhead

Smeghead

Dolt for Brains

The Late Arnold Rimmer

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Question 2 of 10

2. "The End"
Lister: "Where is everyone, Hol?"
Holly: "They're dead, Dave."
Lister: "Who is?"
Holly: "Everybody, Dave."
Lister: "What, Captain Hollister?"
Holly: "------."
Lister: "What Todd Hunter?"
Holly: "------."
Lister: "What Selby?"
Holly: "They're all dead, ------."
Lister: "Peterson isn't is he?"
Holly: "------."
Lister: "Not Chen?"
Holly: "Gordon Bennett, yes Chen, ------." Hint

"You killed them Dave."

"Everybody's dead, Dave."

"You're almost alone Dave."

"Oh my sweet Lord, Dave."

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Question 3 of 10

3. Rimmer: "Mind? Mind? Why should I mind? 300,000 millennia alone while you're in suspended animation? I'll be fine. I'll do that ________ book, that should kill a couple of centuries." Hint

How to Learn Esperanto

Crossword puzzle

Cook book

Suduko book

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Question 4 of 10

4. Rimmer: "This haircut was designed for action, not pouncing around in! Maybe a bit too severe, a bit too ________. But you are how you look." Hint

Green Beret

R. Lee Ermy

Royal Army

Girlish

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Question 5 of 10

5. Dispensing Machine: "Hello. How can I help you?"
Cat: "Fish!"
Dispensing Machine: "Today's fish is ------ a la cr�me. Enjoy your meal." Hint

Tuna

Catfish

Salmon

Trout

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Question 6 of 10

6. Rimmer: "What's this? ------ ------? They're illegal, matey." Hint

Romulan Ale

Tylenol

Vulcan Wine

Learning drugs

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Question 7 of 10

7. Lister: "Six breasts? Imagine making love to a ------ with six breasts!"
Rimmer: "Imagine making love to a ------!" Hint

Woman

Cat

Alien

Dog

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Question 8 of 10

8. Rimmer: "These two are symptoms of your disease. They're like the spots in ------, the swellings in mumps, the funny walk in cystitis." Hint

Chicken pox

Cheetah

Glands

Measles

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Question 9 of 10

9. Holly: "------. There's an ------ going on. It's still going on." Hint

Party

Emergency

Dinner

Cleaning

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Question 10 of 10

10. Holly: "They're from Earth."
Lister: "That's 3 million years away."
Holly: "They're from The Norweb Federation."
Lister: "What's that?"
Holly: "The North Western Electricity Board. They want you, Dave."
Lister: "Me? Why? What for?"
Holly: "For your ------."
Lister: "You what?" Hint

Nothing

Not paying your bill

Theft of electricity

Crimes against humanity

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "The End" Lister: "Rimmer, no disrespect of the dead but you're still a ______."

Answer: Smeghead

Lister also said, "What is death like?" Rimmer replied, "Death? It's like being on holiday with a bunch of Germans."

2. "The End" Lister: "Where is everyone, Hol?" Holly: "They're dead, Dave." Lister: "Who is?" Holly: "Everybody, Dave." Lister: "What, Captain Hollister?" Holly: "------." Lister: "What Todd Hunter?" Holly: "------." Lister: "What Selby?" Holly: "They're all dead, ------." Lister: "Peterson isn't is he?" Holly: "------." Lister: "Not Chen?" Holly: "Gordon Bennett, yes Chen, ------."

Answer: "Everybody's dead, Dave."

It continued:
Lister: "Rimmer?"
Holly: "He's dead Dave, everybody's dead, everybody's dead, Dave."
Lister: "Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"
Holly: "Shouldn't have let him out in the first place!"

3. Rimmer: "Mind? Mind? Why should I mind? 300,000 millennia alone while you're in suspended animation? I'll be fine. I'll do that ________ book, that should kill a couple of centuries."

Answer: Crossword puzzle

Lister told Rimmer about going into stasis for their trip back to Earth. This would leave Rimmer alone for 3 million years as they were still 3 million years away from Earth.

4. Rimmer: "This haircut was designed for action, not pouncing around in! Maybe a bit too severe, a bit too ________. But you are how you look."

Answer: Green Beret

Rimmer had ridiculed Holly once too many so Holly retaliated by giving him a beehive wig instead of his normal Rimmer haircut.
He then saw the haircut in the mirror and finished his sentence, "... like a complete and total tit!"

5. Dispensing Machine: "Hello. How can I help you?" Cat: "Fish!" Dispensing Machine: "Today's fish is ------ a la cr�me. Enjoy your meal."

Answer: Trout

Cat asked for six trays of dish and after the sixth tray Cat responded to the machine's: "Enjoy your meal." With "I will."

6. Rimmer: "What's this? ------ ------? They're illegal, matey."

Answer: Learning drugs

The rest of the quote was: "Where did you get them? I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates."
Lister: "Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning."

7. Lister: "Six breasts? Imagine making love to a ------ with six breasts!" Rimmer: "Imagine making love to a ------!"

Answer: Woman

They were trying to ascertain what was in the metal tube that was found floating in space. Rimmer thought it was aliens but Lister thought it could be a woman.

8. Rimmer: "These two are symptoms of your disease. They're like the spots in ------, the swellings in mumps, the funny walk in cystitis."

Answer: Measles

Rimmer was speaking of the two hallucinations: Confidence and Paranoia.

9. Holly: "------. There's an ------ going on. It's still going on."

Answer: Emergency

Lister, in a feverish state, left his quarters to go down to the medical bay only to pass out in the hallway. Holly's "Emergency. There's an emergency going on. Was said more than once in the series.

10. Holly: "They're from Earth." Lister: "That's 3 million years away." Holly: "They're from The Norweb Federation." Lister: "What's that?" Holly: "The North Western Electricity Board. They want you, Dave." Lister: "Me? Why? What for?" Holly: "For your ------." Lister: "You what?"

Answer: Crimes against humanity

Holly: "It seems when you left Earth, 3 million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen. Do you know what happens to sausages left unattended for 3 million years?"
Lister: "Yeah, they grow moldy."
Holly: "Your sausages, Dave now cover seven eighths of the Earth's surface. Also, you left �17.50 in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest, you now own 98% of all the world's wealth. And because you've hoarded it for 3 million years, nobody's got any money except for you and Norweb."
Lister: "Why Norweb?"
Holly: ""You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for �180 billon."
Lister: "�180 billon? You're kidding?"
Holly: "April Fool's!"

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