"Rules of Engagement" Trivia Quiz

Answer: a brown belt with black shoes

When Will comes home, he finds Karen and Jack eavesdropping on Nathan and Grace having sex. He tells them, "You can't spy on people when they're mating. This isn't Animal Planet. God! You people are so unethical!" Karen says, "You're the one who's unethical, Will." Will says, "Oh, I'm unethical?" Jack says, "Thank you.

At least you admit it." Will says, "I'm not admitting it. I'm being incredulous." Jack says, "Isn't that just another word for unethical?" Will says, "Look, spying on Grace and Nathan while they're in flagrante heterosis. That's unethical.

It's like lying or stealing." He pauses and then says, "It's like wearing a brown belt with black shoes." Karen says, "Now you've gone too far!" Jack says, "I resent that!"

Answer: Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton

Karen tells Will, "There is nothing wrong with us listening to Nathan and Grace have sex. It's a victimless crime. It's like tax evasion or public indecency." Jack says, "Yeah, or like when a bartender doesn't notice his tip, you can slide it in front of you and leave it as your own." Will says, "That's a terrible example!" Karen says, "I think somebody's just mad because somebody didn't think of it first." Will says, "What am I doing? I'd have better luck explaining ethics to Angelina and Billy Bob."

Answer: False

The scene is Grace's bedroom and she and Nathan are making sounds when Nathan says, "Oh, Grace! Marry me." Grace sits up and says, "What?" She then wraps a sheet around her and runs into the living room. Nathan wraps the blanket around him and chases after her and says, "Grace. Grace, wait." Grace says, "I cannot believe that you just did that. Do you have any idea how inappropriate that was?" Jack says, "Grace, it's supposed to be inappropriate. That's why they call it sex." Will then asks, "What's going on?" Nathan says, "I asked Grace to marry me." Will says, "Oh my God!" Karen then says, "Oh, tell us everything! How did he do it? Did he get down on one knee?" Grace then says, "Stop. Stop. No one is marrying anyone." Nathan then says, "She's just a little thrown 'cause I asked her while we were having sex."

Answer: Penthouse letter

Grace tells Nathan, "I can't believe you did that like that, while we were doing that." Nathan says, "Why? Was it not a happy time for both of us?" Grace says, "It was a happy time for you. It was on the way to a happy time for me. Just blurting it out like that. I mean, did you even mean it?" Nathan says, "Sure. Why not?" Grace then says, "That's not an answer. That's what you say to the free sample lady when she asks, "Do you wanna try bacon in a tube?" Nathan then says, "Come on, Grace. Sue a guy for being spontaneous." Grace then says, "Nathan, there is a difference between being spontaneous and turning a marriage proposal into a "Penthouse" letter." Nathan says, "I don't even know what that means. Okay, I do know what that means, but rest assured, I would never use your real name."

Answer: non-alcoholic

Grace is unpacking the groceries Jack brought home and says, "Hey, good job! Great, perfect proposal food. Non-breathy, non-chewy, non-gassy!"

Answer: $500,000

Karen comes in and says to Grace, "Before I forget, I just wanted to give you a little extra sparkle. She then pulls a diamond necklace from her purse and when Grace gasped at the sight of it, Karen tells her, "Yeah. I had to Heimlich it out of Rosario's stomach right before I came over here. Turn around." She puts the necklace on around Grace's neck and then pulls out a pair of diamond earrings and a diamond bracelet. Grace says, "Oh my God! I'm speechless! I don't know what to say! I'd say something if I weren't so speechless, but I'm speechless, and so I don't know what to say!" Karen says, "Oh, zip it! It's a loan! Now listen to me. You got 250 on each ear, 500 G's on the wrist and a cold seven on the chest.

It would take you, your mom, and your grandma an entire lifetime of turning tricks at the Plaza to get even halfway there. You lose even one, and you're dead!"

Answer: The Tight End

When we see Nathan and Will, they're ordering beer and Nathan says, "When you told me we were going to a bar called "The Tight End", I just assumed you were talking about a sports bar. Will says, "So it's a gay bar. What's the big deal? It's no different than the bars you go to."

Answer: sham, fraud

When Will asked Grace what was wrong, Grace says, "What's wrong?" Grace says, "I can't do it, Will. I cannot ask Nathan to marry me. I can't! Call me a sham. Call me a fraud, but I'm a girl. I'm a pretty girl, and I don't wanna!"

Answer: me, you, Will, Mary

Grace says to Nathan, "I actually need your help with something. Next week, I'm having a dinner party, and I need help figuring out the seating. It's gonna be you, me, Will, and our friend Mary. How do you think we should sit?" Nathan says, "Okay, how about, me, you, Will, Mary?" Grace says, "Well, you know, I'd kinda like to sit next to Will." Nathan says, "Okay. How about Will, you, me, Mary?" Grace then says, "No, no. Keep the "Will" and the "you" part, but make sure that Mary and me stay together." Nathan says, "Okay. Will, me, Mary, you." Grace says, "Switch me and you." Nathan says, "Will, you, Mary, me." Grace then excitedly says, "Yes! Yes, I will! Yes! Yes!"

Answer: Yes

Nathan doesn't understand what Grace meant when she conned him into proposing to her, so she proposes to him. She tells him, "I think I just had this idea that this was all supposed to go a certain way or that maybe we weren't ready, but what I realized is that the part of me that's been telling me those things is the exact part that you make me feel like I don't want to listen to anymore. You know? Anyway, you are so not the person I thought I was gonna end up with. And this is so not how I thought this was gonna happen.

But here you are and here I am. And marry me, okay? Let's get married!" Nathan says, "Look, Grace, you are incredible, and I love you. Shouldn't this be a lot easier? I mean, if it's meant to be, does it matter how or where I ask you? But I asked you now." Nathan then says, "Yeah, but it's too hard, Grace. I don't think it should be this hard. I don't want it to be this hard." Grace says, "Wait a minute. Are you breaking up with me?" Nathan says, "Yes." Later, when Will walks in, he is about to congratualte Nathan but sees he's not there.

He then asks what happened and Grace walks over to him, hugs him, and cries. Will simply says, "Oh, sweetie."