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Quiz about The Ultimate Buffy Quotes

The Ultimate "Buffy" Quotes Trivia Quiz


I'll give you a quote and you tell me who said it. These are quotes from seasons one through seven. Have fun and I hope you enjoy the quiz.

A multiple-choice quiz by TaraFan. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
TaraFan
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
163,047
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
25
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
16 / 25
Plays
1671
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Question 1 of 25
1. "He'd have to be deaf, dumb and blind not to want a woman like you." Hint


Question 2 of 25
2. "It eats you starting with your bottom." Hint


Question 3 of 25
3. "Love makes you do the wacky."

Answer: (Three Words--Name and Name)
Question 4 of 25
4. "Yes. Kinky. No questions. No talking. Why else would I be here?" Hint


Question 5 of 25
5. "This isn't going to get all sexy, is it?" Hint


Question 6 of 25
6. "You'd kill for a chocolate bar." Hint


Question 7 of 25
7. "I wanted you before I saw you. I sensed you. Did you sense me?" Hint


Question 8 of 25
8. "I don't know what everyone's talking about, that outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker." Hint


Question 9 of 25
9. "Did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?" Hint


Question 10 of 25
10. "Anya! How's your money?" Hint


Question 11 of 25
11. "Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will." Hint


Question 12 of 25
12. "A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?"

Answer: (One Word, first name)
Question 13 of 25
13. "Hello, salty goodness." Hint


Question 14 of 25
14. "Nice chassis, what's under the hood?" Hint


Question 15 of 25
15. "Close your eyes."

Answer: (Three Words--Name and Name)
Question 16 of 25
16. "Oh my God! I'm the pushy queen of slut town." Hint


Question 17 of 25
17. "I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man." Hint


Question 18 of 25
18. "Mask?" Hint


Question 19 of 25
19. "You always hurt the one you love."

Answer: (Three Words--Name and Name)
Question 20 of 25
20. "Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on." Hint


Question 21 of 25
21. "No way! I wished us into bizarro land and you guys are still together?"

Answer: (One Word--First Name)
Question 22 of 25
22. "You're beneath me."

Answer: (Three Words--Name and Name)
Question 23 of 25
23. "So, do you have plans later, or are you just gonna go down to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in?" Hint


Question 24 of 25
24. "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."

Answer: (Three Words--Name and Name)
Question 25 of 25
25. "There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides. You have to learn if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives. It's a long, important process, and can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?" Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "He'd have to be deaf, dumb and blind not to want a woman like you."

Answer: Spike

Spike says this to Anya in "Entropy". Spike and Anya are drinking and talking about Buffy and Xander. This all takes place in the Magic Box. Soon after this Spike and Anya have sex.
2. "It eats you starting with your bottom."

Answer: Andrew

Andrew says it to Jonathan in "Conversations With Dead People". They are coming back to Sunnydale, after being in Mexico, when he says this. Jonathan says it in Spanish, then Andrew says it in English. It's funny because we had already heard "From beneath you, it devours." Andrew translated wrong.
3. "Love makes you do the wacky."

Answer: Buffy and Willow

Willow says this to Buffy in "Some Assembly Required". They are in the graveyard talking while Xander and Giles dig up a grave. They are talking about Angel being jealous of Xander because of Xander's dance with Buffy. Willow says this to Buffy as defense for Angel's feelings. Buffy says it to Angel also in "Some Assembly Required". Buffy's telling Angel about Chris and everything that has happened.

She tells him this, as a reason why Chris would do this for his brother.
4. "Yes. Kinky. No questions. No talking. Why else would I be here?"

Answer: Anya

Anya says this to Spike in "Sleeper". Spike's been killing again so Xander wants Anya to watch him. Anya pretends to want to have sex with Spike when he catches her in his room.
5. "This isn't going to get all sexy, is it?"

Answer: Anya

Anya says this to Willow in "Same Time, Same Place". There is a demon in town that is skinning its victims. Willow wants Anya to help her do a spell to locate the demon. Anya says this before they do the spell and their map catches on fire. Oops, the carpet is damaged and hey, it did kind of get sexy.
6. "You'd kill for a chocolate bar."

Answer: Willow

Willow says this to Anya in "Him". Dawn, Buffy, Willow and Anya have all fallen in love with RJ. They are all saying what they'll do to prove their love to RJ. Dawn decides that she'll kill herself to prove her love. Anya says she'll kill for him. Buffy decides that she'll kill Principal Wood to prove her love. Willow the decides that she'll do magic to prove her love.
Anya responds with, "Yeah, right, what are you going to do, use magic to turn him into a girl?" By the end of the episode, Anya is the only one who carries out her plan. She robbed banks. Anyone for ice cream?
7. "I wanted you before I saw you. I sensed you. Did you sense me?"

Answer: Veruca

Veruca says this to Oz in "Wild at Heart". Oz finds out that Veruca is a werewolf and he tells her to stay with him in his cage. Oz knows Buffy is looking for the other werewolf, so he's trying to protect Veruca. She says this to Oz as she goes to the cage. Oz pulls her into the cage and they kiss. They end up sleeping together again.
8. "I don't know what everyone's talking about, that outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker."

Answer: Xander

Xander says this to Cordelia in the episode "Angel". Xander bumps into Cordelia on the dance floor and they have some words. That is when he says this to her.
9. "Did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?"

Answer: Willow

Willow says this to Anya in "Doppelgangland". Anya is trying to get back her necklace, which was destroyed by Giles in "The Wish", and she asks Willow for help. While doing the spell, Willow sees events from the alternate Sunnydale and says this to Anya. It is regarding the location of her necklace.
10. "Anya! How's your money?"

Answer: Buffybot

The Buffy-bot says this to Anya in "Intervention". Spike has Warren make him a robot of Buffy and it says weird things. Buffy has gone on a "vision quest" with Giles, so Xander and Anya do patrol. Spike and the Buffy-bot see them in the graveyard and this is said to Anya.
11. "Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will."

Answer: Spike

Spike says this to Buffy and Angel in "Lover's Walk". Drusilla has left Spike and he comes to Sunnydale to try to get her back. He tries to get Willow to help him with a spell and runs into Buffy and Angel. They go with him to get Willow and Xander and end up fighting together against some vampires trying to kill Spike. Spike says this because he knows Buffy and Angel love each other no matter what either of them say. Love is forever.
12. "A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?"

Answer: Buffy

Joan says this to Randy in "Tabula Rasa". Willow does a spell to make Buffy and Tara forget. Surprise...Everyone loses their memories and wakes up in the Magic Box frightened. Buffy thinks her name is Joan. Spike thinks he's Giles' son, Randy. Giles and Anya think they're engaged and Willow and Alex (Xander) think they're dating. Joan and Randy go to get help and end up fighting vampires.

This is when Randy finds out he is a vampire. He says, "I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. I'm a vampire with a soul!" Joan's quote follows this. Very funny scene.
13. "Hello, salty goodness."

Answer: Cordelia

Cordelia says this to her friends in "Never Kill A Boy on the First Date". Owen has just told Cordelia no, because he wants to be with Buffy, and she doesn't like it. Angel walks in and Cordelia says this about him. She starts to walk up to Angel but he walks up to Buffy.
14. "Nice chassis, what's under the hood?"

Answer: Mr. Harris

Xander's father says this to Buffy in "Hell's Bells". This is funny. Xander's dad says this to Buffy when she takes him away from the bar before the wedding.
15. "Close your eyes."

Answer: Buffy and Darla

Darla says this to Angel/Liam in "Becoming Part 1". Darla promises that she'll show him a new world. She says this to him before she bites him. Buffy says this to Angel in "Becoming Part 2". Angel is Angelus after having lost his soul. He is planning on ending the world and Buffy's going to stop him. Willow does a spell and he gets his soul back as Buffy is ready to kill him.

She says this to him and then drives a sword into his chest sending him to hell.
16. "Oh my God! I'm the pushy queen of slut town."

Answer: Dawn

Dawn says this to Buffy in "Him". Buffy has just lied to Dawn about RJ thinking she came on too strong. Dawn says this because she thinks RJ doesn't like her. Buffy lies to Dawn because Buffy falls for RJ too. Anya and Willow also fall for RJ in this episode.
17. "I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man."

Answer: Spike

Spike says this to Buffy in "The Gift". Buffy and Spike go the Buffy's house to get weapons before going to fight Glory. Buffy has to re-invite Spike into her house for him to get the weapons. He says this to her and then acts like he didn't say it.
18. "Mask?"

Answer: Cordelia

Cordelia says this to Giles in "Dead Man's Party". Buffy has gotten back from LA, and everyone's silently feeling things. Joyce invites over the Scoobies for dinner, but the Scoobies invite others over for a party. Joyce has a Nigerian mask on her bedroom wall from her gallery. Dead people/zombies start to come alive and go to Buffy's house. Giles tells Cordelia that the zombies are after Joyce's mask, and then she says this.
19. "You always hurt the one you love."

Answer: Buffy and Spike

Spike and Buffy both say it in "Dead Things". Spike says it to Buffy after she has beaten him up. Buffy thinks she has killed a human and she goes to tell the police and turn herself in. Spike stops her and tells her it wasn't her fault. She won't listen and she beats him up. Buffy says it to the Scoobies when talking about why Warren would kill Katrina.
20. "Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on."

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this to Giles in "Once More, With Feeling". The Scoobies sang a song, trying to figure out what was happening. People were singing and dancing, which wasn't within their control. People were singing about their deepest secrets, the stuff they didn't want others to know. This was said while they were discussing what was causing it and what to do next.
21. "No way! I wished us into bizarro land and you guys are still together?"

Answer: Cordelia

Cordelia says this to Xander and Willow in "The Wish". Cordelia comes back to school after the break-up with Xander and her rebar injury in "Lover's Walk". She meets Anya, a new girl, who gets her talking about Xander. Cordelia says that she wouldn't have ever looked at Xander if it wasn't for Buffy. Cordelia wishes that Buffy had never come to Sunnydale. Suddenly, Cordelia is in an alternate Sunnydale without Buffy. Xander and Willow are vampires and lovers.

She says this after seeing them together, before finding out they're vamps.
22. "You're beneath me."

Answer: Buffy and Cecily

Cecily and Buffy both say it to Spike in "Fool For Love". Cecily says it to William in the flashback of Spike as a human in London. William "The Bloody" is a poet in love with Cecily. She finds out and says this to him. Spike is showing Buffy how he killed the two slayers in the past. They fight and then Spike goes to kiss Buffy and she looks disgusted. She then says this to Spike.
23. "So, do you have plans later, or are you just gonna go down to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in?"

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this to Dawn in "Him". Dawn has been dancing sleazy in the Bronze and Buffy catches her. Buffy says this to Dawn after witnessing Dawn getting cozy with RJ and getting into a fight with another girl.
24. "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."

Answer: Buffy and Dawn

Buffy says it to Dawn in "The Gift". Buffy knows that she has to sacrifice herself to save everyone else. She tells Dawn this before she jumps into the energy and dies. Dawn says this back to Buffy in "Once More, With Feeling". Buffy has just revealed to the Scoobies that she was in heaven and they pulled her from it.

She doesn't want to be back home because everything is too much for her.
25. "There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides. You have to learn if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives. It's a long, important process, and can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?"

Answer: Tara

Tara says it to Willow in "Entropy". Tara and Willow have had coffee and talked about everything but their relationship. Tara says this to Willow in the doorway of their room. Willow then goes to Tara and they kiss. A symbol of the renewal of their relationship.
Source: Author TaraFan

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