Kiwi Terminology

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1. What is a bludger? Someone who swings a softball bat very hard Someone who sponges off of others Someone who often gets into fist fights at the local pub Someone who collects stamps

2. When a bloke says he's buggered, he means that he is what? A cricket player Upset Exhausted Joyous

3. A white person, not of Maori descent. Answer: (the Maori term, one word)

4. The dairy is: where the cows are milked. a convenience store. an ice-cream parlor. where women feed their babies.

5. If you are drinking lemonade, what are you consuming? a beverage made with water, lemons, and sugar a grain alcohol favored by deer farmers a lemon flavored drink that soothes upset tummies a carbonated beverage

6. Aotearoa is the Maori term for what? Cook Island New Zealand Stewart Island The Southern Alps

7. When someone asks you for a rubber, don't be shocked. Just give them your: garden hose eraser mallet pen

8. If you're at a Wharenui, where are you? a city a sheep farm a meeting house a grammar school

9. What are you doing when you take a tiki tour? Visiting local religious monuments Taking the roundabout route to your destination Sitting in a tiki bar getting drunk on Waikato beer Walking around your backyard searching for a bees nest

10. If a New Zealander offers you tomato sauce, what are you getting? Vegemite mustard vegetable juice or vegetable essence ketchup or catsup

11. Zed is: the last letter of the alphabet. an abbreviation for the Zoological Expedition Department. a boy's name. A car.

12. When asked to bring a plate, what should you arrive with? an empty dinner plate a dish filled with food a basket to collect donations in your dental records

13. When you're invited for tea, what should you expect? nothing - teatime is the term for 2:00 tea and scones a full meal coffee and cakes (who drinks tea anyway?)

14. What is a rug? a lawn a lap robe a toupee a sleeping bag

15. What is a kiwi? a piece of fruit a dinner roll a bird that nests in the treetops a person from New Zealand