1. So this lady is traveling in Tijuana and finds the most adorable stray Chihuahua puppy. She decides to adopt it and smuggles it back to the U.S. However, the dog shortly becomes ill and she takes it to the vet, who gives her some shocking news. What? That dog is infested with Mexican stomach worms...and now the lady probably has them too The dog escaped from his cage at the vet's and killed a pit bull That dog belongs to the Mayor of Tijuana...there's a thousand dollar reward for his return That's not a dog, it's a Mexican sewer rat

2. A woman comes home from work to find her beloved doberman choking on something. She takes the animal to the vet who gives her some shocking news. What? There were three human fingers in the dog's throat--he'd tangled with a burglar! There were three dead kittens in the dog's stomach, and the beast must be put to sleep. There was part of a tire in the dog's stomach--he not only chased cars, but caught them! The dog's stomach was filled with shredded hundred dollar bills--the owner's life savings.

3. So this old lady had this little dog that she loves. But one day she gives it a bath and accidentally kills it. How? She drops a blow drier into the tub and the dog ignites. She accidentally uses plaster of Paris instead of flea powder and the dog solidifies. The dog runs outside while still wet, and freezes solid. She dries it in the oven...the microwave oven.

4. A woman steals a package from a car parked at a shopping center. When she opens it, she screams and faints. What's inside? A dead cat A jar of live maggots A live (though harmless) snake The head of a dog

5. So this girl gets a beehive hairdo. She never washes it and sprays more and more hair spray onto it. Eventually, this kills her. How? The sweet smelling hair spray attracts thousands of wasps A bear mistakes her hair for an actual beehive and scalps her Her dog becomes stuck to her hair while she's sleeping and mauls her when it panics A spider moves into her hair and bites her

6. Snakes are creepy creatures by nature, and the idea of being attacked by one is common in urban legends. Which is NOT a place snakes have shown up in legend? In the ball pits at fast food restaurants In the sand traps at golf courses In water rides at amusement parks Rolled up in exotic rugs

7. What creatures supposedly lurk in the New York City sewer system? Spiders the size of dogs Giant, albino alligators Human-sized leeches Blood sucking bats

8. Dogs are man's best friends, but sometimes they turn on you. Once, this guy got sick, so his wife had to take the family dog for a walk. Where did the dog lead her? Right to a dog fighting ring...where the dog was the undefeated champ Straight to the husband's mistress Directly to the husband's meth lab To the grave of the husband's second wife

9. Three generations of a family died after wearing the grandfather's pair of cowboy boots. Why? The cow that provided the leather had eaten hemlock, and the poison soaked through the wearers' skin The grandfather had stomped a rattlesnake to death, and its fang was embedded in the heel A family of scorpions lived under the bed, and would crawl into the boots at night The sweet-smelling boot lacquer attracted bears

10. So this retired couple is visiting Hong Kong. They decide to have some authentic Chinese food. Big mistake! What horrible dish are the unsuspecting tourists served? Their own pet dog, stuffed and roasted A lobster with thousands of parasitic worms inside A snake stuffed with live eels A live chicken, slaughtered right in front of them