1. 'Sherrin' is the brand of football used in the Australian Football League in the early 2000s. Which other, generally much maligned football, was an option for the toss-winning captain during the 1990s? The Mitre The Sharon The Stedden The Faulkner

2. Which of the following clubs is the only one to be thrown out of the Victorian or Australian Football League without semblance of a merger? Fitzroy Lions South Melbourne Swans University Blacks Brisbane Bears

3. What footy term would best describe my introducing you to my ugly step-sister? Cinderella slip Hospital handpass Kicking in danger Hard ball get

4. What is Docker and Kangaroo Peter Bell's ancestry? American-Korean Western Samoan American Samoan Hawaiian

5. Complete this couplet of the original Brisbane Bears theme song; 'Our home is mighty Brisbane, we're playing for our state. The Bear will growl across the land _______ '? the others will not rate ladies, bring a plate our victories will be great don't become Bear bait

6. What state was Warwick Capper born in? New South Wales California Victoria Queensland

7. What is born again, and again, and again, Christian Gary Ablett's sacriligious nickname? Answer: (One word ... think tetragrammaton, with one less letter)

8. What does a kick score if it hits the goalpost? Zero Depends which post One Six

9. What footy club does tennis player Mark Philippoussis barrack for? Western Bulldogs Hawthorn Essendon Sydney

10. Who'd have thought that Daniel Southern would make such a good commentator? My ugly step-sister The astute people at the ABC Craig Kelly No-one; I'd like to see Rex Hunt doing the Grand Final on the telly