Kiwi Terminology

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1. What is a bludger? Someone who swings a softball bat very hard Someone who sponges off of others Someone who often gets into fist fights at the local pub Someone who collects stamps

2. When a bloke says he's buggered, he means that he is what? Exhausted Joyous Upset A cricket player

3. A white person, not of Maori descent. Answer: (the Maori term, one word)

4. The dairy is: where women feed their babies. where the cows are milked. a convenience store. an ice-cream parlor.

5. If you are drinking lemonade, what are you consuming? a beverage made with water, lemons, and sugar a carbonated beverage a lemon flavored drink that soothes upset tummies a grain alcohol favored by deer farmers

6. Aotearoa is the Maori term for what? The Southern Alps Cook Island New Zealand Stewart Island

7. When someone asks you for a rubber, don't be shocked. Just give them your: eraser mallet garden hose pen

8. If you're at a Wharenui, where are you? a meeting house a grammar school a sheep farm a city

9. What are you doing when you take a tiki tour? Walking around your backyard searching for a bees nest Visiting local religious monuments Taking the roundabout route to your destination Sitting in a tiki bar getting drunk on Waikato beer

10. If a New Zealander offers you tomato sauce, what are you getting? Vegemite mustard vegetable juice or vegetable essence ketchup or catsup

11. Zed is: a boy's name. the last letter of the alphabet. an abbreviation for the Zoological Expedition Department. A car.

12. When asked to bring a plate, what should you arrive with? a dish filled with food a basket to collect donations in an empty dinner plate your dental records

13. When you're invited for tea, what should you expect? a full meal coffee and cakes (who drinks tea anyway?) tea and scones nothing - teatime is the term for 2:00

14. What is a rug? a lawn a sleeping bag a toupee a lap robe

15. What is a kiwi? a person from New Zealand a bird that nests in the treetops a piece of fruit a dinner roll