* 'We hope your son feels better. Tell him all the guys at the station are rooting for him.'
* 'He's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow.'
* 'Who's the big winner in the casino tonight? MIKEY!'
* 'At least I didn't get my nose bitten off by a Saigon whore!'
* 'Fat guy in a little coat...Fat guy in a little coat!'
* 'That was WAY harsh, Ty.'
* 'My grandmama gave me that chain!'
* 'What are you doing here so late?' 'Oh, just delivering some meat.'
* 'Look at me! I'm SAILING!'
* 'It doesn't hurt so much HERE...or HERE...but right around here.'
* 'We're on a mission from God.'
* 'I am not an animal; I am a human being!'
* 'As God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!'
* 'No more wire hangers EVER!'
* 'Made it, Ma! Top of the world!'
* 'Fasten your seat belts; it's going to be a bumpy night.'
* 'Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?'
* 'He went from like totally geek to totally chic.'
* 'I'm in psychoville and Finkle is the mayor.'
* 'I've got a headache.' 'It's probably a tumor.' 'It's not a tumor, it's not.'