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1. "Letters"
Klinger: (delivering mail) "And the winner of this week's Truss Award is none other than our own Eye of the Hawk."
Margaret: "What?"
BJ: "Looks like a "Dear John" letter from the ______."
2. "Father's Day"
Al Houlihan: "Listen, Colonel, my daughter knows that I love her. After all, I came halfway across the world to see her, didn't I? That should say it all."
Potter: "It doesn't say enough when all you can do is find fault."
Al Houlihan: "What are you talking about?"
Potter: "Well, for starters walking out on her in the middle of ______ didn't exactly boost her morale."
Al Houlihan: "That had nothing to do with Margaret."
3. "Cementing Relationships"
Hawkeye: "Yes, sir, folks, Klinger's magic elixir. Cures any kind of infection. One part cement, four parts sand and six parts gravel."
Klinger: "Oh, no, tell me you didn't say six parts gravel."
Hawkeye: "I said six parts gravel because you said six parts gravel."
Klinger: "I never said six parts gravel in my life, in my life. I said four parts sand, three parts gravel."
BJ: "Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen we have just laid 240 cubic feet of ______."
4. "Your Retention Please"
Hawkeye: "What's the difference? All you did was save him a trip."
Potter: "The difference is that I had a chance to hear those immortal words "I, Maxwell Klinger, do solemnly promise that I will faithfully execute the ____________ and will to the best of my ability preserve.""
5. "Tell it To the Marines"
Hawkeye: "Okay, everybody. All those who are wounded, whose mothers are facing deportation and who never expect to see them again, raise your hands. Not so fast, Van Liter! The Dutch Consul General in ____________ read your story in the paper and hired your mother as a secretary. Now she has diplomatic immunity."
6. "Operation Friendship"
Charles: "That's a good little soldier. Pick them all up and put them into the hamper."
Klinger: "Major, I don't need a towel tutor."
Charles: "You need a breathing tutor. And what is this doing here? Do I detect your fine hand in this too?"
Klinger: "Major Houlihan told me to put it there."
Charles: "Oh, well, I can understand your misinterpreting her instructions. She probably gave them to you in words. This belongs over here. [Electric Buzzing.] And how did you manage that one?"
Klinger: "It's the generator. [Machine hissing.] Get away from the ______!"
7. "No Sweat"
Margaret: "Sir, send the ______..."
Potter: "We were pinned down near Chantilly, and I was stuck for a whole damn night in a wet fox hole. I'll never forget it."
8. "Oh How We Danced"
Potter: "We got "l" Corps business to attend to. A combat unit's been deployed near us. We need an M.D. To give them their __________________."
Hawkeye: "Not my turn. I went last time."
Potter: "I know that, Pierce. I keep track of these things. Hunnicutt went before you and you went the time before Hunnicutt. It seems there's one name conspicuously missing from the list. Every time it pops to the top, that fellow comes down with some mysterious malady."
9. "Blood Brothers"
Mulcahy: "This camp is full of inconsiderate boobs and rummies. I've just been publicly disgraced before His Eminence himself by Rizzo and his crap-shooting grease monkeys.
I know the cardinal must be thinking I'm doing a rotten job. How would you feel if you were in my shoes? Are you going to just sit there drinking your ______?"
10. "The Foresight Saga"
Mulcahy: "Park Sung! What are you doing up so late?"
Park Sung: "Bugs he is sick. I stay, try to help, but he need real doctor."
Potter: "Here, let me have a look at him."
Park Sung: "Why everyone look so sad?"
BJ: "It's a long story. A friend of ours is having a problem Aha! The strangest thought just crossed my mind."
Hawkeye: "You're not thinking what I think you're thinking?"
Potter: "I think I'm thinking it too."
Mulcahy: "Aha! Aha!"
Klinger: "What's all the aha-ing?"
BJ: "Radar needs help but can't afford to pay for it. Park Sung is a ______ whiz and needs a place to live and learn."
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