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Quiz about Season 3 Quotes
Quiz about Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Quotes Trivia Quiz


The 4077th loses a beloved commander. What will happen?

A multiple-choice quiz by valjoedg. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Author
valjoedg
Time
4 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
400,613
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
265
Last 3 plays: Guest 75 (10/10), Guest 75 (10/10), Guest 174 (7/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. "The General Flipped at Dawn"
Hawkeye: "I take it we don't have to leave."
Henry: "Only the ______ does."
Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. "Springtime in Korea"
Klinger: "My girl ______, she said yes! She agreed to marry me!"
Henry: "Klinger, has she ever seen you?"
Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. "Life with Father"
Hawkeye: "I'll do the circumcision, but you're gonna have to get a ______ chaplain to lay on the prayers."
Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. "There's Nothing Like a Nurse"
Margaret: "Hang up, Frank."
Frank: "You hang up first."
Margaret: "Oh, Frank, that's so high school!"
Frank: "Let's count to three and then we'll hang up together."
Margaret: "OK, you start."
Frank: "One."
Margaret: "Two."
______ and ______: "Three!"
Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. "Bombed"
Mulcahy: "Sis and I picked these apples from under the tree. I remember, I said "You can't make a pie out of ______!" And she said, "I learned how in the Girl Scouts.""
Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. "House Arrest"
Colonel Reese: "I, um... I hear your marriage isn't all ____________."
Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. "Aid Station"
Hawkeye: "In my locker."
Trapper: "Yeah."
Hawkeye: "There's a letter."
Trapper: "Ok."
Hawkeye: "It's my will."
Trapper: "Right."
Hawkeye: "I leave everything to the Benjamin Franklin Pierce Memorial ______."
Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. "Adam's Ribs"
Hawkeye: "I didn't hear you say that. Because it isn't possible. It's inhuman to serve the same food, day after day. ____________ prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food every day! Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"
Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. "Payday"
Radar: "Where did this come from?"
Hawkeye: "It was left over. It's yours. A tip from Uncle Sam."
Radar: "________? Hey, I can't keep this."
Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. "Abyssinia Henry"
______: "Radar, put a mask on!"
Hint



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Most Recent Scores
Apr 22 2024 : Guest 75: 10/10
Apr 13 2024 : Guest 75: 10/10
Apr 05 2024 : Guest 174: 7/10
Apr 05 2024 : Guest 64: 9/10
Mar 24 2024 : Guest 69: 6/10
Mar 14 2024 : Guest 24: 10/10
Mar 07 2024 : Guest 69: 9/10
Feb 29 2024 : Guest 73: 10/10

Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "The General Flipped at Dawn" Hawkeye: "I take it we don't have to leave." Henry: "Only the ______ does."

Answer: General

Hawkeye: "Yeah, in a rubber truck."
General Steele got Hawkeye charged after calling him out on the chopper pad. Then during the hearing General Steele danced out singing a song.
2. "Springtime in Korea" Klinger: "My girl ______, she said yes! She agreed to marry me!" Henry: "Klinger, has she ever seen you?"

Answer: Laverne

Klinger: "We've been dating since high school. Of course she's seen me."
Henry: "I mean recently."
Mail call at the 4077th - Klinger got word that he girlfriend Laverne wanted to marry him. Frank once again insulted Hawkeye and his extremely grateful patient got tired of Frank's insults and knocked him out.
3. "Life with Father" Hawkeye: "I'll do the circumcision, but you're gonna have to get a ______ chaplain to lay on the prayers."

Answer: Jewish

Trapper: "Can Father Mulcahy do Jewish?"
Hawkeye: "Only if he can read Latin from right to left."
A Korean lady walked into camp with a baby saying "labbi forbris" and handed a piece of paper to Hawkeye. After reading it he immediately knew what she wanted. "Labbi forbris is "Rabbi for Bris."
4. "There's Nothing Like a Nurse" Margaret: "Hang up, Frank." Frank: "You hang up first." Margaret: "Oh, Frank, that's so high school!" Frank: "Let's count to three and then we'll hang up together." Margaret: "OK, you start." Frank: "One." Margaret: "Two." ______ and ______: "Three!"

Answer: Hawkeye and Trapper

Margaret: "Get 'em Frank!"
Frank was on the phone with Margaret in Henry's office and they tried to hang up. But at the end Hawkeye and Trapper called out "Three!" on the other phone in Radar's office.
5. "Bombed" Mulcahy: "Sis and I picked these apples from under the tree. I remember, I said "You can't make a pie out of ______!" And she said, "I learned how in the Girl Scouts.""

Answer: Crabapples

Hawkeye: "He'll be alright. He's just a little dazed."
Henry and Mulcahy were in the latrine when a bomb exploded nearby destroying the latrine. Henry had a busted arm while Mulcahy was only dazed a bit and kept rambling about a childhood memory.
6. "House Arrest" Colonel Reese: "I, um... I hear your marriage isn't all ____________."

Answer: Beer and Skittles

Frank: "Uh, Louise. She has no sense of order. She's always getting into my drawer and mixing up my marbles."
Colonel Reese was an important nurse inspecting the 4077th and she was bunking with Margaret. She kept hitting on Frank who was beyond clueless even after she planted a kiss on him. Just as she kissed him Margaret entered the tent causing Colonel Reese to holler rape.
7. "Aid Station" Hawkeye: "In my locker." Trapper: "Yeah." Hawkeye: "There's a letter." Trapper: "Ok." Hawkeye: "It's my will." Trapper: "Right." Hawkeye: "I leave everything to the Benjamin Franklin Pierce Memorial ______."

Answer: Brothel

Trapper: [laughs] "I'll deliver it in person."
Hawkeye, Margaret and Klinger were going to an aid station so they began packing a few things and seeing to their final wishes.
8. "Adam's Ribs" Hawkeye: "I didn't hear you say that. Because it isn't possible. It's inhuman to serve the same food, day after day. ____________ prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food every day! Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"

Answer: The Geneva Convention

After being told for the eleventh day in a row the mess tent was serving liver and fish, Hawkeye threw a fit tossing his tray of food over his shoulder and telling his fellow 4077th people "We want something else!"
Hawkeye: "Draftees of the world arise! You have nothing to lose but your cookies!"
9. "Payday" Radar: "Where did this come from?" Hawkeye: "It was left over. It's yours. A tip from Uncle Sam." Radar: "________? Hey, I can't keep this."

Answer: Ten bucks

Hawkeye: "Well, then, share it with ten corporals."
Radar: "I can't."
Hawkeye: "Or 20 privates at 50 cents each."
After being in charge of payday Hawkeye was handing out the enlisted personnel's payday while Radar was delivering the officers' pay. When Radar came back to the mess tent he discovered there was ten bucks leftover.
10. "Abyssinia Henry" ______: "Radar, put a mask on!"

Answer: Trapper

Hawkeye: "If it's about my discharge, give it to me straight! I can take it!"
Radar: "I have a message. Lt. Col. Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan... it spun in. There were no survivors."
Before the scene was filmed Gary Burghoff was the only one who knew of the change, having the O.R. occupants in shock.
The camera panned over slowly showing Margaret and Frank clearly crying, Mulcany in disbelief, and Hawkeye and Trapper continued to work but were obviously affected.
Source: Author valjoedg

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