"There But For The Grace Of Grace" Quiz

Answer: bologna and wet cat

Grace asks Will why they always eat breakfast at his place, she has a house too. He tells her, "Yes, but you have no food there, nothing to eat with or on there, and it smells like bologna and wet cat there."

Answer: Beek Creek

Jack comes in and says he found "the one". Grace tells him they're not interested at that moment because they just heard bad news. Jack then says, "Oh my God. It's about James van Der Beek, isn't it? Is Beek off the Creek?" Will then asks, "Is Jack smoking crack?"

Answer: Jack Lemmon

A professor from their college had to retire due to heart trouble and Will says, "God, he was brilliant. You know?" Grace says, "And such an inspiration. You know, he is the one who made me want to write." Will says, "You don't write." Grace says she wanted to. Will then says, "God, you know, when I graduated, I told him I'd keep in touch and then I never did. I feel so guilty." Jack then says, "Okay, it's getting just a little too "Tuesdays with Morrie" in here. Why don't you just go visit Jack Lemmon and get it over with? What? I read the movie."

Answer: Diet Coke

Grace is upset because Will embarrassed her at the rent-a-car place and Will tells her it was only because he was hitting on the clerk and Grace says by making fun of her. Will then says, "Grace, he asked if you wanted a V-6 or a V-8, and you said you preferred a Diet Coke." Grace tells him she was making a joke and Will says no she wasn't. Grace then says, "No, I wasn't, but that still does not excuse two gay guys sitting there laughing in my face."

Answer: inspiration funeral

Will and Grace pay a visit to Professor Dudley and when he comes into the room, he greets them and says, "If you've come for inspiration, you're too late. If you've come for the funeral, you're too early."

Answer: a prowler

When Ben walks in, Karen screams and says, "We're being robbed!" Ben calmly tells her, "Mrs. Walker, we've been through this before. Now, I am not a prowler. I am not a bartender. I am not the black guy from "Designing Women". I am your lawyer. And maybe if you'd stop bobbing for olives for half a minute, you might remember that."

Answer: Sharon

Sharon enters the room and says, "Oh, why do we always have to have dinner at your house? You know I have a house right next door." Professor Dudley says, "Do you have any food over there? Do you have anything to eat with or on that isn't covered in cat hair?" Sharon tells him, "You're starting with me? Very nice. How about a little kindness, you miserable old fairy?" Professor Dudley then says, "Will, Grace, this is Sharon Timmers. She's my best friend in the whole world."

Answer: Professor Dudley

Sharon and Grace seem to have a lot in common as well as Professor Dudley and WIll. When Sharon asks Grace why she isn't married, she tells her it didn't work out. Sharon then says it was because Will didn't approve and then says, "Because heaven forbid there should be any other man in your life besides Will." Professor Dudley then says, "Darling, when the moonlight hits you like that, I can just make out the venom glistening on your front fangs."

Answer: December 15, 1978

Sharon and Professor Dudley seem to argue about everything and Grace tells them there was something that made them friends and what has happened to their friendship. Professor Dudley says, "Well, nothing happened, per se. In the course of a 30-year friendship, bad patterns emerge, difficulties arise, it's impossible to pinpoint." Sharon then speaks up and says, "December 15, 1978! Faculty cocktail party.

The topic was 19th-century French literature. You brought up Balzac, and I thought you were making another one of your crude, gay jokes. So I responded, and you mocked me in front of your whole department. And the worst part is that you just wouldn't apologize for humiliating me like that. Our relationship has never been the same."

Answer: Fred Astaire

Jack tells Ben he knows there is one thing he can do that Ben can't ans when Ben asks what that one thing was, Jack says, "Tap dance." Ben says, "Oh, yeah? You think so?" Jack says, "I must warn you, I've studied under Tony Wing, the Chinese Fred Astaire. Prepare to be amazed. Kare, count me off, please." Karen counts him down and Jack begins to badly tap dance.

He then leaves the room and Ben gets up and does an amazing tap dance sequence.