"Whoa, Nelly" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Lamar

Karen and Jack invade Will and Grace's apartment and Jack tells them it's because Karen bought a horse and they're looking for supplies for it. Karen pulls a picture of him from her purse and says, "Look, here he is. Oh, he's got my eyes, but Stan's girth and fetlocks." Grace says, "Oh my God, he's gorgeous! What's his name?" Jack says, "Well, he's named after a sailor I shared a very special evening with during Fleet Week." Will says, "Don't you think "Hey You" is going to be a little confusing?" Jack then says, "His name is Lamar." Grace says, "Well, maybe I could ride Lamar sometime." Will says, "Funny, that's just what Jack said to the sailor."

Answer: Korean

While at the record store, Will and Grace run into Will's father's mistress, ATina. She's upset because he was staying home with his wife for his birthday. Grace tells her she has the perfect person for her and says, "Yeah, he's smart, but not too smart. Charming, but not too charming. Rich, but not too rich." Tina says, "He sounds great." Will says, "But not too great." Tin then says, "God, maybe I should. I mean, George is cheating on me with his wife. Okay. Let's do it. I'll call you." After she leaves, Will says to Grace, "Fixing up my dad's girlfriend. Nice. What's next, a cruise with the Korean woman my Uncle fathered a child with during the war?" Grace tells him, "Don't you get it? If we can make Tina see that there are other guys out there for her, then maybe she'll end the affair with your father for good." Will says, "You know, that's actually a good idea. That could work. You're a genius. Who's the guy?" Grace says, "No idea."

Answer: baking soda and lemon juice

When Larry enters the apartment, he says, "I'm just returning this. It was great. The party was a huge success, although Joe pulled a muscle doing the can can. He can't can't." Will and Grace are discussing the cancelled date with Tina and Larry says, "Cleaned it with a mixture of baking soda and lemon juice. No water spots!" Will says, "No, we are not canceling. I'm way too into this idea. We've gotta find a way to make this work." Larry says, "I dried it on a cookie rack." Grace asks Will, "How are we gonna find a way to make this work? We don't have a date." Will says, "Well, we'll just have to find one." Grace asks, "In five minutes? How?" Larry says, "Again, thanks for the urn. If there's anything I can ever do for you, just let me know." They both slowly turn around and look at Larry.

The next scene shows Will and Grace dragging Larry into a restaurant. When they get to Tina's table, Grace says, "Tina, I'd like you to meet your date, Larry." Tina says hello to him and Larry says, "Hello, handsome lady."

Answer: 100 feet

Jack says to Karen, "Karen, there's something I need to tell you. You love Lamar, right? And you'd love him no matter what." Karen says, "Why, of course I would." Jack says, "Yeah, because Lamar is, well, he's like me, Kare." Karen asks, "Not allowed to come within 100 feet of Kevin Bacon?" Jack says, "No. He's gay, Kare. Our horse is gay. He practices the love that dare not speak its name." Karen says, "Come on, honey, that's silly. You think everything's gay. First Canada, now Horse."

Answer: the glue factory

After Karen finds our her horse is gay, she tells Jack, "Our stud's a dud." Jack says, "I guess that makes you a nag hag." Karen says, "Get rid of him. Sell him. Give him away. Send him to the glue factory." Jack says, "Wait. But we love him." Karen says, "Yeah? Well, now a million kindergarten kids with elbow macaroni and glitter can love him, too."



SCENE VI:

Answer: True

Tina asked Larry if he had any hobbies and Larry tells her he likes to needlepoint. Tina says, "Not many men do that." Grace says, "Well, he only does that to loosen up during a macho game of baseball." Later, when Larry goes to the bathroom, Tina asks, "Where did you find this guy?" Will says, "I know. Look, we gotta be honest with you, Tina." Grace says, "Larry was not the person that we were gonna set you up with.

The thing about Larry is that he's..." Tina interrupts him and says, "Wonderful!" Both Will and Grace say, "What?" Tina says, "He notices everything about me.

He's completely honest. He's sensitive, he needlepoints. I love him!" Will then says, "And he loves you, too."

Answer: Charlotte Church

When Jack returns with the trainer, he tells him, "Now, he needs to be brushed twice a day, and he likes most music, except Charlotte Church. He senses she's been deprived of a childhood by her fame-hungry parents." The trainer says, "Or I'll sell him to the highest bidder. Let's go, Lamar." Karen says, "Whoa, cowdaddy, I've changed my mind." Jack asks, "What are you saying?" Karen says, "I can't do it, Jack. I can't get rid of him. I don't care who he sleeps with. He's my boy, and I love him. I love him. I love my big, gay horse!"

Answer: False

Larry tells Grace he wants to go home. Grace says, "Why, yes, Larry, I'd love to show you my orchids. They're out here on the balcony. Actually, they thrive in winter." Tina tells Will after they go out on the balcony, "Being out with him tonight has certainly opened my eyes to the kind of men that are out there." Will says, "That's our Larry. You know, he's secure, he's confident. One might even call him a man's man." Tina says, "I mean, he is so gentle and attentive." Will says, "Yeah. You probably couldn't say that about my dad, huh?" Tina says, "I don't want to talk about your father tonight.

It's just gonna get me angry at him." Will then says, "Go on, get angry. I mean, right now he's probably in bed with his lawfully wedded wife."

Answer: 19 years old

When Tina began to degrade Will's father, and says he's incapable of loving someone, Will says he is. Tina says, "He'll say whatever you want to hear just so he can get what he wants. He doesn't care who gets hurt, because he doesn't love anyone but himself!" Will says, "Okay, stop. No, he may be some of those things some of the time, but let me tell you, when I was little and I got sick, he would sit by my bedside the entire night to make sure the washcloth on my forehead stayed cool.

He got up every morning at 5:30 just to have juice with me before I went on my paper route. And at 19, when I told dad I was gay, well, he drove into a telephone pole, but that night he hugged me and said, "You're my son." That's all I know.

The man may have his faults, but not being able to love isn't one of them." Tina says, "You're right, Will. George Truman is magnificent." WIll says, "What? But, remember, he's mean."

Answer: Grace

After Tina tells Larry she is in love with another man, Larry says, "Oh, thank God. So am I." He then runs to the door and says, "I'll call you later to let you know that I got home safely." Tina then says, "He is lovely. I can't put my finger on it, but he seems more like your type, Grace."