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It Doesn't Always Come In Threes by Laurel And Hardy Best Shovel I've Ever Owned by The Ace Of Spades Fleetwood Mac Dish The Dirt by Rumours Mongers Daddy, Can We Hammer Out Another Album? by The Carpenters Old Timer by Grandfather Clock Fixing My Yo Yo by The Spin Doctor Just Another Leap Year by Twelve Months With A Kangaroo George W Picks Some Flowers by The Rose Bush Reply #221. Jun 09 18, 5:32 PM |
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That Stallone Stare by A Sly Look Where'd Ya Get That Barrista Hat Al? by Cap Pacino Bob Sings Songs Of Ancient Rome by Robert De Nero Happy Hewson by Sunny Bono This Album Is For Everyone by Cher And Cher Alike We'll Meet Again, In Nashville by Vera And Loretta Lynn Reply #222. Jun 09 18, 8:43 PM |
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Very clever sectant. You are inspired. Did you used to read all the jokes in the Christmas crackers at Christmas? I reckon we on this thread would all do better than those or at least as well. Reply #223. Jun 09 18, 11:36 PM |
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Yes well, if you have a passion for words and the English language, you're halfway there. Unreleased Christmas Songs Of An Aussie Legend by Bon Bon Scott 1515 Gettysburg Avenue, Gettysburg by The Gettysburg Address Motoring Along In Scandinavia by Henry Fjord Tasty Gnu Treats by Chocolate Mousse A Show Of Antennas by Aerial Display Gored By A Bull In May by Taurus To Pieces Me And Gemma In June by Gem & I Tiny Little Hand Gestures by The Microwaves Reply #224. Jun 10 18, 1:25 AM |
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A Sweet Kiss In Holland by Two Lips From Hamster Jam The King Of Flamenco by Reign In Spain Frankie's Dumb Brother by Silly Con Valli A Castaway In Dublin by Gilligan's Ireland Roger, Patrick And Brian Read Wuthering Heights by The Yorkshire Moores Reply #225. Jun 10 18, 4:03 PM |
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Where's The Best Place To Put This Album?....by The Record Rack Near The Wall. Do You Have Any Albums In There?....by The Way No, I Thought I'd Let You Use It...by Charging You A Small Fee You Want Me To Pay For The Use Of Your Rack?!...by Dint Of A Surcharge Well Yeah, It Can Go Towards The House Rent..by Weekly Payment Are You Crazy? I'm Not Paying A Cent...by Heavens To Betsy! Then Find Your Own Rack...by The Time You Move In. Reply #226. Jun 10 18, 8:15 PM |
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What's that Film about the Dancing Shoes? by Reg Hughes What's the address of My Hamster's Dentist? by Hampstead Heath We Are the World by the Massive Egos Reply #227. Jun 11 18, 1:36 AM |
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Iggy Wiggy Wa Wa, Doo Da Dum De Dee by The Poet Laureates Wibbly Wobbly Woo by An Uncertain Courtship Athens Acropolis Parthenon Moussaka by It's All Greek To Me Roulettskiov by Russian Roulette The Twelve Days Of Christmas by The Partridge-In-A-Pear-Tree Family Reply #228. Jun 12 18, 2:49 AM |
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Digging You by The Roadmenders And now some poetry: The Ancient Mariner's Mistake by Dead Albert Ross The Lady of Shallot by Cooking with Onions The Charge of the Light Brigade by The Electric Company Owed to a Grecian, Earned, by Customers of the Kebab Shop Reply #229. Jun 13 18, 9:05 AM |
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Will Ye No Come Back Again by Kanye's Estranged Brother Expanding The Tribe by Clan Add Buddy Can You Spare a Dime by Dire Straits Reply #230. Jun 13 18, 9:16 AM |
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Hey Mix! Can you believe I just used Lady Of Shallot in a different context on the Live Albums thread and then I come here and you've used it too! I love that kind of unintentional, unknowing, coincidental synchronicity. Or Uucs, in its shortened form. Pointing To The Back Of The Book by The Index Fingers Little Mermaids And Ugly Ducklings by Hans Across The Water 2 Quiet by The Silent Number Reply #231. Jun 13 18, 1:31 PM |
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Lady With A Lava Lamp: by The Florence & Pompeii Nightingales Are You Sure This Is Ararat? by Noah's Arkansas All Of April And A Third Of June With A Whole Bunch Of Sirs by 40 Days With 40 Knights. Classic British Radio Comedy On Gilligans Island, Volume One: Lagoon Show Reply #232. Jun 13 18, 4:31 PM |
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Oh yeah Sectant. I've just looked up your live albums posting. Strange co-incidence indeed. It made me think of; Enough About Shallots by That's Ya Lot. Reply #233. Jun 14 18, 2:51 AM |
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Don't Fear The Reaper by The Combine Harvesters Don't Fear The Beeper by Doctors On Call Don't Fear The Leaper by Martin Riggs ("He's down, isn't he?") Don't Fear The Sleeper by Freddy Krueger Don't Fear The Keeper by Back Of The Net! Don't Fear The Weeper by Tears For Fears Don't Fear The Creeper by Rockers Are Really Big Softies Don't Fear The Peeper by Mostly Harmless Tom Reply #234. Jun 14 18, 5:07 AM |
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Haha, great, guys! One Night Stand by Two Bookcases Real Vampires Sparkle! by Edward the Vampire No They Don’t by Dracula Well, We’re Both Fictional Anyway by Edward the Vampire Nuh-uh, I Was Inspired by a Real Person! by Dracula Okay, I’m a Little Scared Now by Edward the Vampire The New Monster Mash by Dracula’s Got Edward in his Sights Broken by Heart It Burns! It Burns! by Hendrix’s Guitar Damn the Torpedoes! by Admiral Farragut Jamming to the Torpedoes! by Michael Jackson Cramming for the Torpedoes! by Students Yam to the Torpedoes! by Thanksgiving Dinner Hamming it up for the Torpedoes by The Actors Reply #235. Jun 14 18, 12:18 PM |
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Man With Beard Badly Needs Turnpike To Organise. How So? by The Cryptic Crosswords Donny And Jimmy Sing Songs Of World War Two by Osmond Brothers In Arms Cosmetics For American Marching Girls by Baton Rouge Vampire With Asthma by Vlad The Inhaler Keep Going East, Then Keep Going East, And Then East Again by One Direction Mother Goose Phones Cock Robin by Bird Calls Hanged For My Crimes by The Suspension Is Killing Me. Reply #236. Jun 14 18, 3:14 PM |
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Vampire With Asthma by Vlad The Inhaler Oh my god, I just blew tea out my nose and all over my monitor again. Maybe I'm starting to pull back up? God, I hope so. That's hilarious, Sectant! I'm laughing, but I'm not inspired again, yet. I'm sorry. I've had too big "shocks" to my little system, and I crashed into a big mess again, but I'll crawl back out. This almost has me motivated. I may need more Tippi songs from Jo! And now I have two kitties vying for the best spot on not just my mousepad, but my mouse. Reply #237. Jun 15 18, 4:41 AM |
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I snorted out loud at Vampire With Asthma by Vlad the Inhaler, too! How about: Bloodthirsty Antelope by Vlad the Impala Reply #238. Jun 15 18, 4:53 AM |
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Vlad the Inhaler, ha ha ha ha ha. So funny. Reply #239. Jun 15 18, 5:21 AM |
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Vlads' Vlogs by Lenin, Putin and Tepes Reply #240. Jun 15 18, 5:26 AM |
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