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Subject: Fake Album Titles And Bands.

Posted by: sectant
Date: May 14 18

Okay folks, get your brain in gear and untap your creative side. Make up your own album title and band. Or solo artist.

Sixty Songs In Sixty Seconds by The Prog Rocks.
Changin' My Image by Tony "Mad Dog" Bennett
Vegetarians Kill Too! by The Squealing Radishes

That sort of thing


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sectant
Jen Likes Us by Cat/Dog Alliance
Hey, We Made An Album Too! by Fish/Lizard Combo
Bet It's Not As Good As Ours by Zebra/Buffalo League
Says Who? by Fish/Lizard Combo
Says Us! by Zebra/Buffalo League
Ohh Yeah??! by Fish/Lizard Combo
Yeah!!! by Zebra/Buffalo League

The Loudest Album Ever by 8,OOO Crickets.

Let's Wipe Out The Bugs by Insecticide

The Archies Lose A Friend by Regicide

This Bed's Gotta Go by Matricide

Sleeping With My Trousers On by Pocketful Of Dreams

Let's Talk About Cotton by The Threads

Reply #121. May 23 18, 12:26 PM
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"The Archies Lose A Friend by Regicide"

(Definitely snort-worthy.)

"Yeah, But Can You Dance To It?" by Betty and the Veronicas

"Archie Archie" by The Sugars

"Is He Really Going Out With Her?" By Betty's Revenge

"Give It A Rest, Blondie" by V and the Brunettes

"You Dropped A Bomb On Me" by The Jugheads


Reply #122. May 23 18, 11:15 PM
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I have been patiently waiting and I can't believe nobody has mentioned these guys yet...…

Floppin' to the Beats by The Spazzoids

This is an extremely trend-setting album, especially with monster hits like the title track...…..

Just like a fish out of water
We're floppin' to the beats - YEAH!
Floppin' to the beats!
Just like convulsions on steroids
We're floppin' to the beats - YEAH!
Floppin' to the beats!

Then, of course, there is the two-fisted, punch-in-the-head albums from Stagedork...……

Seriously Uncoordinated
Severely Accident Prone

These albums only sold a few dozen units each, but record sales are far from what Stagedork are all about. These guys sell out every concert they ever play - anywhere in the world - simply because people are gonzo about seeing them perform live. Every one of these cats - including the drummer during horrible guitar solos - will strut around the stage like they are just so big and bad and cool, but they just wind up tripping over themselves or each other and breaking guitars and totally destroying their equipment and the stage they are performing on. Seeing Pete Townsend of The Who smash up his guitar is absolutely nothing compared to what you will witness at a Stagedork concert.

"It seems music fans of today would far rather see a bunch of clowns destroying their equipment along with the stage itself than hearing them play worthwhile music. We have seen the future of rock and roll, and that future, hands down, belongs to Stagedork." Rolling Stone Magazine, Juvember Eleventeenth, 2017. ALL HAIL STAGEDORK!! :-)

I realize this isn't exactly the kind of post everyone else has been making, but I hope someone got a laugh or two out of it. :-)

Reply #123. May 24 18, 1:32 AM
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I will admit that I don't understand most of this stuff at all, but how about this one...…..

Breakfast in Not Mexico by Supertrump

Reply #124. May 24 18, 1:39 AM
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"Falls Over Dead" by Elle and the Eternally Shocked

"I'll Never Speak Again" by Doubtful

"I Shot The Sheriff" by Elle and the Wailers

"Preach It!" by Terminally Unique

"Nobody Does It Better" by Dorkus and the I Said So's




Reply #125. May 24 18, 2:32 AM
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Didn't even last two weeks.

Reply #126. May 24 18, 4:21 AM
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Awwww, poor baby. So terribly sorry to disappoint you. Wanna see last?

Reply #127. May 24 18, 10:44 AM
terraorca star


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Not a man of your word.

Reply #128. May 24 18, 11:05 AM
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Aw, let's not turn the best, funniest thread into a battleground.

Not diminishing anyone's feelings, but I cry with laughter when I come here and I'd hate not to have that anymore.

Reply #129. May 24 18, 11:41 AM
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Be nice...

Reply #130. May 24 18, 11:41 AM
Skyflyerjen
Hey, what’s the deal? Why are you coming on here, just to be rude? This thread happens to contain some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever read on Funtrivia. Leave if you don’t have anything to contribute.

Reply #131. May 24 18, 12:07 PM
Skyflyerjen
Blackdresss/sectant LOVED your Archies songs! I admit I at one point in my life owned hundreds of the comics.

Who Ate My Last Hamburger by Jughead
Dude, Where’s My Band Name? by The Cars
2+2=5 by Dunce Cap in My Future
Come On In, The Water’s Just Beautiful by Sharks
Sally Sells Shells by the Sheashore by Twisters
Wait Shally Shells Shells by the Sheashore by Twisters
No wait Sally Shells Shells by the Seashore by Twisters
I Can Do This! (Shelly Shells…) by Twisters
Who Buys Seashells Anyway by Twisters
Sally Can Go to Hell by Twisters
Come Down Here and Play by A Whisper Coming From Under Your Bed


Reply #132. May 24 18, 12:08 PM
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So clever, Jen! Hilarious. And then the creepy last one.....

Look Under The Bed by What Would You Do If Something Was There?!?!

Don't Worry, I Live In The Closet by the Boogeyman formerly known as The Monster Under The Bed

Reply #133. May 24 18, 12:57 PM
sectant
My Little Black Book Of Negative Postings Is......by My Side
So Be Nice Or You May Receive A Gentle Scolding by The End Of The Week
You Tell 'Em Sectant, And Yes It Does Hold Liquid by Jug Head


Reply #134. May 24 18, 1:37 PM
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"Little Black Book" by Rudolph Check Off Another One Valentino
"Little Red Book" by Mao Tse Tongue In Cheek
"Little Blue Book" by Alien Catfish Farm
"Little Green Book" by Rachel Spring Forward Carson
"Little Purple Book" by Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Walker

My apologies to the people of this thread.

Reply #135. May 24 18, 2:23 PM
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Kev, miss ur posts bud. Hang in there it will get better. Hand salute to a fellow Vet.

Reply #136. May 25 18, 1:59 PM
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Fear not, Funny Fake Albums Posters, I'll be back! Hopefully, this very night...

Reply #137. May 25 18, 8:43 PM
sectant
Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries, And I Should Know by A Bowl Of Cherries
Where Has All The Flour Gone? by Folkies Let Loose In The Kitchen
Totally Bankrupt by Bad Company
Jailed For Life by Free
No Way, Can't Oblige, The Answer's No! by Yes
Interrogating The Dairy Owner by Big Cheese Gets A Grilling.






Reply #138. May 25 18, 9:39 PM
sectant
Songs Our Grandads Used To Sing Down The Pub by The Light Of The Silvery Moon

We'll Meet Again by Same Time Tomorrow

In Concert, Down A Great Big Pennsylvania Mine by Nat King Coal

Daddy, We Really Nailed Our Recording Session by The Carpenters

Minding The Money Truck by Vanguard

Hillbilly Songs About Chickens And Eggs by The Yokels

Raised Voices Are Forbidden Here by It's Not Aloud

Too Many Cooks Have A Silver Lining by The Mixed Up Proverbs

You Keep Me In Stitches by The Sutures

Make My Day, Punk! : Clint Eastwood Duets With Johnny Rotten









Reply #139. May 27 18, 1:17 AM
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Hahaha! These are great, sectant!

I feel a burst of songs coming on...

I kind of need Jo to feed off, though. Or a theme of some kind. It will come to me. I can feel it building right behind my eyeballs. (That sounds creepy enough right there to be a song title.)

Reply #140. May 27 18, 4:32 AM


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