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Subject: Fake Album Titles And Bands.

Posted by: sectant
Date: May 14 18

Okay folks, get your brain in gear and untap your creative side. Make up your own album title and band. Or solo artist.

Sixty Songs In Sixty Seconds by The Prog Rocks.
Changin' My Image by Tony "Mad Dog" Bennett
Vegetarians Kill Too! by The Squealing Radishes

That sort of thing


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It Doesn't Always Come In Threes by Laurel And Hardy
Best Shovel I've Ever Owned by The Ace Of Spades
Fleetwood Mac Dish The Dirt by Rumours Mongers
Daddy, Can We Hammer Out Another Album? by The Carpenters
Old Timer by Grandfather Clock
Fixing My Yo Yo by The Spin Doctor
Just Another Leap Year by Twelve Months With A Kangaroo
George W Picks Some Flowers by The Rose Bush



Reply #221. Jun 09 18, 5:32 PM
sectant
That Stallone Stare by A Sly Look
Where'd Ya Get That Barrista Hat Al? by Cap Pacino
Bob Sings Songs Of Ancient Rome by Robert De Nero
Happy Hewson by Sunny Bono
This Album Is For Everyone by Cher And Cher Alike
We'll Meet Again, In Nashville by Vera And Loretta Lynn









Reply #222. Jun 09 18, 8:43 PM
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Very clever sectant. You are inspired. Did you used to read all the jokes in the Christmas crackers at Christmas? I reckon we on this thread would all do better than those or at least as well.

Reply #223. Jun 09 18, 11:36 PM
sectant
Yes well, if you have a passion for words and the English language, you're halfway there.

Unreleased Christmas Songs Of An Aussie Legend by Bon Bon Scott
1515 Gettysburg Avenue, Gettysburg by The Gettysburg Address
Motoring Along In Scandinavia by Henry Fjord
Tasty Gnu Treats by Chocolate Mousse
A Show Of Antennas by Aerial Display
Gored By A Bull In May by Taurus To Pieces
Me And Gemma In June by Gem & I
Tiny Little Hand Gestures by The Microwaves










Reply #224. Jun 10 18, 1:25 AM
sectant
A Sweet Kiss In Holland by Two Lips From Hamster Jam
The King Of Flamenco by Reign In Spain
Frankie's Dumb Brother by Silly Con Valli
A Castaway In Dublin by Gilligan's Ireland
Roger, Patrick And Brian Read Wuthering Heights by The Yorkshire Moores


Reply #225. Jun 10 18, 4:03 PM
sectant
Where's The Best Place To Put This Album?....by The Record Rack Near The Wall.

Do You Have Any Albums In There?....by The Way

No, I Thought I'd Let You Use It...by Charging You A Small Fee

You Want Me To Pay For The Use Of Your Rack?!...by Dint Of A Surcharge

Well Yeah, It Can Go Towards The House Rent..by Weekly Payment

Are You Crazy? I'm Not Paying A Cent...by Heavens To Betsy!

Then Find Your Own Rack...by The Time You Move In.



Reply #226. Jun 10 18, 8:15 PM
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What's that Film about the Dancing Shoes? by Reg Hughes
What's the address of My Hamster's Dentist? by Hampstead Heath
We Are the World by the Massive Egos

Reply #227. Jun 11 18, 1:36 AM
sectant
Iggy Wiggy Wa Wa, Doo Da Dum De Dee by The Poet Laureates
Wibbly Wobbly Woo by An Uncertain Courtship
Athens Acropolis Parthenon Moussaka by It's All Greek To Me
Roulettskiov by Russian Roulette
The Twelve Days Of Christmas by The Partridge-In-A-Pear-Tree Family










Reply #228. Jun 12 18, 2:49 AM
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Digging You by The Roadmenders

And now some poetry:

The Ancient Mariner's Mistake by Dead Albert Ross
The Lady of Shallot by Cooking with Onions
The Charge of the Light Brigade by The Electric Company
Owed to a Grecian, Earned, by Customers of the Kebab Shop


Reply #229. Jun 13 18, 9:05 AM
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Will Ye No Come Back Again by Kanye's Estranged Brother
Expanding The Tribe by Clan Add
Buddy Can You Spare a Dime by Dire Straits

Reply #230. Jun 13 18, 9:16 AM
sectant
Hey Mix! Can you believe I just used Lady Of Shallot in a different context on the Live Albums thread and then I come here and you've used it too! I love that kind of unintentional, unknowing, coincidental synchronicity. Or Uucs, in its shortened form.

Pointing To The Back Of The Book by The Index Fingers

Little Mermaids And Ugly Ducklings by Hans Across The Water

2 Quiet by The Silent Number







Reply #231. Jun 13 18, 1:31 PM
sectant
Lady With A Lava Lamp: by The Florence & Pompeii Nightingales

Are You Sure This Is Ararat? by Noah's Arkansas

All Of April And A Third Of June With A Whole Bunch Of Sirs by 40 Days With 40 Knights.

Classic British Radio Comedy On Gilligans Island, Volume One: Lagoon Show











Reply #232. Jun 13 18, 4:31 PM
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Oh yeah Sectant. I've just looked up your live albums posting. Strange co-incidence indeed.
It made me think of;

Enough About Shallots by That's Ya Lot.

Reply #233. Jun 14 18, 2:51 AM
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Don't Fear The Reaper by The Combine Harvesters

Don't Fear The Beeper by Doctors On Call

Don't Fear The Leaper by Martin Riggs ("He's down, isn't he?")

Don't Fear The Sleeper by Freddy Krueger

Don't Fear The Keeper by Back Of The Net!

Don't Fear The Weeper by Tears For Fears

Don't Fear The Creeper by Rockers Are Really Big Softies

Don't Fear The Peeper by Mostly Harmless Tom

Reply #234. Jun 14 18, 5:07 AM
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Haha, great, guys!

One Night Stand by Two Bookcases
Real Vampires Sparkle! by Edward the Vampire
No They Don’t by Dracula
Well, We’re Both Fictional Anyway by Edward the Vampire
Nuh-uh, I Was Inspired by a Real Person! by Dracula
Okay, I’m a Little Scared Now by Edward the Vampire
The New Monster Mash by Dracula’s Got Edward in his Sights
Broken by Heart
It Burns! It Burns! by Hendrix’s Guitar
Damn the Torpedoes! by Admiral Farragut
Jamming to the Torpedoes! by Michael Jackson
Cramming for the Torpedoes! by Students
Yam to the Torpedoes! by Thanksgiving Dinner
Hamming it up for the Torpedoes by The Actors


Reply #235. Jun 14 18, 12:18 PM
sectant
Man With Beard Badly Needs Turnpike To Organise. How So? by The Cryptic Crosswords

Donny And Jimmy Sing Songs Of World War Two by Osmond Brothers In Arms

Cosmetics For American Marching Girls by Baton Rouge

Vampire With Asthma by Vlad The Inhaler

Keep Going East, Then Keep Going East, And Then East Again by One Direction

Mother Goose Phones Cock Robin by Bird Calls

Hanged For My Crimes by The Suspension Is Killing Me.











Reply #236. Jun 14 18, 3:14 PM
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Vampire With Asthma by Vlad The Inhaler

Oh my god, I just blew tea out my nose and all over my monitor again. Maybe I'm starting to pull back up? God, I hope so. That's hilarious, Sectant!

I'm laughing, but I'm not inspired again, yet. I'm sorry. I've had too big "shocks" to my little system, and I crashed into a big mess again, but I'll crawl back out. This almost has me motivated. I may need more Tippi songs from Jo!

And now I have two kitties vying for the best spot on not just my mousepad, but my mouse.


Reply #237. Jun 15 18, 4:41 AM
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I snorted out loud at Vampire With Asthma by Vlad the Inhaler, too!

How about:

Bloodthirsty Antelope by Vlad the Impala

Reply #238. Jun 15 18, 4:53 AM
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Vlad the Inhaler, ha ha ha ha ha. So funny.





Reply #239. Jun 15 18, 5:21 AM
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Vlads' Vlogs by Lenin, Putin and Tepes

Reply #240. Jun 15 18, 5:26 AM


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