Subject: Fake Album Titles And Bands.
Posted by: sectant
Date: May 14 18
Okay folks, get your brain in gear and untap your creative side. Make up your own album title and band. Or solo artist.
Sixty Songs In Sixty Seconds by The Prog Rocks.
Changin' My Image by Tony "Mad Dog" Bennett
Vegetarians Kill Too! by The Squealing Radishes
That sort of thing
Posted by: sectant
Date: May 14 18
Okay folks, get your brain in gear and untap your creative side. Make up your own album title and band. Or solo artist.
Sixty Songs In Sixty Seconds by The Prog Rocks.
Changin' My Image by Tony "Mad Dog" Bennett
Vegetarians Kill Too! by The Squealing Radishes
That sort of thing
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sectant
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Watching The Clouds Roll by.....??? A Man With Both Arms Missing Is Standing by The Threshing Machine Going Down To The Mall To.... by Some Jeans Extremely Large Pterodactyls Once Flew by My Window The Original Versions Of Well Known Songs, Part One: The Prehistoric Era Track One:Emily Brontosaurus sings Wuthering Heights Track Two: It Not Metal, It Stone Guru by Tyrannosaurus Rex Track Three: Caveman by The Kinks (In The Dinosaur's Scales) Track Four: Watching The Wheels (Get Invented) by Og Lennon, Tribal Chief. Reply #301. Sep 13 18, 3:56 PM |
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Note to anybody still reading this thread. I know the song is actually Apeman but Caveman seemed a better word and I wanted that Kinks line in there. None of the artists covering the various Caveman songs had names I wanted to use. You Can't Always Go by The Book. Reply #302. Sep 14 18, 12:40 AM |
Skyflyerjen
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Very clever! (As usual) Going To Jail by Miss Behavin’ I Think I’m Supposed To Be Marking Something But I Got The Munchies So Bye by High Lighter Way Better Than Crayons by Mark Her Open Mouth, Insert Foot by Roseanne Not All Superheroes Wear Capes by Rose McGowan Step by Step So Long, Goodnight, by Bye Reply #303. Sep 14 18, 10:03 AM |
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What Do You Call A Fifty Year Anniversary? by Centennial What Do You Call An Accidental Witness? by Stander How Do You Divide Things With A Scalpel? by Section Reply #304. Sep 15 18, 5:00 AM |
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Painting Nurseries by Pink and Blue ft The White Stripes My Sibling's Toboggan by Sister's Sledge Scarabs, Stage and Goliaths by The Beetles Reply #305. Sep 15 18, 5:17 AM |
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Stags, that was meant to say, not stage. Autocorrect strikes again. Reply #306. Sep 15 18, 5:18 AM |
Blackdresss
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These are hilarious! I'm trying to think of some for poor, sweet, Chastity. Give me a bit -- I haven't been anything like "creative" in so long, I've forgotten what it feels like. Maybe I could write some Supplements Songs? Nah... Reply #307. Sep 16 18, 7:34 AM |
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Always a joy to see such creative postings. I'll do a Supplements one to kick it off BD. Pest Controllers Scared Of Mice: Eeking Out A Living by The Supplements. Reply #308. Sep 16 18, 8:38 PM |
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The Supplements I'm taking would fell a moose. No, actually, a moose would LOVE Liquid Chlorophyll. It tastes and looks just like concentrated grass clippings! "Love Me Two Times" by Chastity's Crying "Look At Little Sister" by Chastity's Dying "Hey Baby Hey Baby Hey!" by Chastity's Sighing "Do You See What I See?" by Chastity's Eyeing "Pretty Woman" by Chastity's Buying "Red Bull Gives You Wings!" by Chastity's Flying "What's In This Brownie?" by Chastity's Highing "No, No, The Dog Ate It!" by Chastity's Lying "Apples, Peaches And Cherries" by Chastity's Pie-ing "Whiskey River" by Chastity's Rye-ing "Up In Knots" by Chastity's Tying "Help!" by Chastity's Plying "Hammers, Wrenches And Bolt Cutters" by Chastity's Prying "I Saw Him First!" by Chastity's Vying "Who Will Save Me?" by Chastity's Whying "Maybe I'll Just Go To Sleep" by Chastity's Trying "Who The Hell Named Me Chastity???" by Chastity Is SO Out Of Here Reply #309. Sep 17 18, 6:33 AM |
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Chastity In Southern U.S.A by The Chastity Belt. Reply #310. Sep 17 18, 7:27 AM |
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Hahaha! I had something about "Is This Your Belt?" in there, and then I changed it! Yours is better! Poor Chastity... Reply #311. Sep 17 18, 7:30 AM |
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Original Versions Of Well Known Songs, Part Two: The Classical Music Era Track One: Roll Over Beethoven by Beethoven's Masseuse Track Two: Bittersweet Symphony by Ode To Some Joy, Some Anguish Track Three: Piano Man by Frederick Chopin Track Four: Guitar Man by Rodrigo Track Five: Bonaparte's Retreat aka 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky Track Six: Back In The U.S.S.R. by Igor Stravinsky (Live Version from World Tour Album) Track Seven: Norwegian Wood by Edvard Grieg Reply #312. Sep 18 18, 1:58 AM |
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Signs Stuck On Walls by Bill Posters Look At Me I'm Maitre Dee: Grease Gets The French Treatment Yummy Sugar by The Lovin' Spoonful You Can't Pin A Label On Me by Not Using A Pin Office Supplies Playing Indoor Sport In A Stationery Cupboard by Ten Pins Bowling Reply #313. Sep 19 18, 5:52 AM |
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"I Can Take Your Eyes Off Of You" by Hannibal Lecter "I Wanna Hold Your Hand Without You Attached" by Hannibal Lecter "You've Got Your Mother's Eyes -- Give Them To Me" by Hannibal Lecter "The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants" by Hannibal Lecter "I Wanna Truss You All Over" (Til The Night Closes In)" by Hannibal Lecter "Beauty AND Brains? I'll Take Brains" by Hannibal Lecter "Keeping Your Spleen Is Just Plain Mean" by Hannibal Lecter "I Could Just Eat You Up" by Hannibal Lecter "I Love Your Liver" by Hannibal Lecter "Lady Fingers" by Hannibal Lecter "Tossing And Turning (So You Won't Burn)" by Hannibal Lecter "Your Lips Are On My List" by Hannibal Lecter "Fingers And Toes, Maybe Your Nose" by Hannibal Lecter "Come A Little Bit Closer, You're My Kind Of Man" by Hannibal Lecter "Can You Say Saute`?" by Hannibal Lecter "Lend Me Your Ear" by Hannibal Lecter "Whiskey Neat, And Your Feet" by Hannibal Lecter "Chianti And Kidneys" by Hannibal Lecter "Fava Beans And Your Spleen" by Hannibal Lecter Reply #314. Sep 19 18, 6:23 AM |
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"We Know Who Kicked The Dogs Out" By Angry Cat and the Kitties "Making Fun of the Doggie in the Window" By Angry Cat and the Kitties "Don't Bring That Dog Around Here No More" by Angry Cat and the Kitties "Me and You Throwing Things at that Dog Named Boo" by Angry Cat and the Kitties "Ain't Nothing Good About a Hound Dog" by Angry Cat and the Kitties "When The Dog Got Stung by a Bee While Chasing A Butterfly" by Angry Cat and the Kitties Reply #315. Sep 29 18, 2:05 PM |
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-"Coop sweet coop" by Romantic Duck -"We are on top" by Nepalese People -"Once we were men" by The Cemetery Community -"I bring the milk,you bring the eggs" The Bovine and Poultry Coalition -"Sleep well sweetheart" by Caffeine Before Bedtime Reply #316. Sep 03 19, 5:00 PM |
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Oh my God, I had completely forgotten about this thread! It's SO funny, and all of all of this kept me sane for so long! Thank you for reminding me by posting in here! I'll have to come back when I've eaten and slept and I can think again, but this is the funniest thread on this site, or any site, hands down! "Stop Waving At Me, I See You" by Hands Down "Whose Crappy Dress Is This??" by Hand Me Down "Delivering The Goods" by Hand It Over "Who Put A Lake Here?" by Hands Across The Water "What Do You Mean, NO???" by Hands Crossed, featuring Arms "Honey, That's Not My Arm..." by Leg "Fever!" by Peg Leg "Stop Making Sense" by Crashing Blood Sugar Reply #317. Sep 03 19, 6:16 PM |
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You are welcome Blackdresss. I really like your beautiful blonde long hair.Please don't cut them. :-) Reply #318. Sep 04 19, 6:04 AM |
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