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Haha! These are so great! "A Horse With No Name" by Questionable Animal Lovers "You Give Love A Bad Name" by At Least He Named It "In The Name Of Love" by I Hate My Name "What's Love Got To Do With It?" by Possibly Everything "Say My Name" by No "What's Your Name?" by Leave Me Alone "Love In The Fast Lane" by Late For Work Reply #41. May 16 18, 3:47 PM |
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"Worried About Tippi" by Alfred and the Hitchcocks "Tippi's Fine" by Iron Maiden "Girl You Know It's True" Live! Or Maybe Not By Milli Vanilli "I Wanna Kiss You All Over" by Gross and the Listerines "Maybe You Shouldn't Have Tortured Tippi, Al" by Everyone "When Doves Cry -- Tippi's Revenge" By Deranged Reply #42. May 16 18, 4:02 PM |
UmberWunFayun
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I'm gonna pee myself. Seriously. Reply #43. May 16 18, 4:22 PM |
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"Ice Ice Baby" by the Zambonis "All Out Of Love" by I'm Still Here "Best Of My Love" by So You Say "Addicted To Love" by Restraining Order "New Kid In Town" by Billy and The Bleaters "Why Don't We Get Drunk" by The Screwdrivers "Tequila Sunrise in Margaritaville" by Wrong Turn At Albuquerque "I Write The Songs" by Barry "Lyin'" Manilow "Can't Stop" by Elle and The Chili Peppers "I Can Quit Anytime I Want!" by Elle featuring The Wandering Chili Peppers "Rehab -- A Tribute Album" by Various Artists "Check Please" by Going Dutch "Comeback Kid" by Elle and The Red Hots Reply #44. May 16 18, 4:45 PM |
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I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard! My kitties think I've lost my mind. And I really AM worried about Tippi! But not myself, because there is a "Delusional" album I'm working on. I just can't quite fit it or get it together. Wait! That might be the first song! Reply #45. May 16 18, 4:47 PM |
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Let's Play Hide And Seek by The Invisible Man We'll Eat Curry While We're There by Frankie Goes To Bollywood Mister D Cut My Lawn by Depeche Mowed This Crockery Has Wings by The Flying Saucers Wetha by Bad Spell Of Weather That's Easy For You To Say by Gxghyjkxky Side by Side Good by Yellow Brick Road Bye by Birdie Thank You Charles Dickens by Uriah Heep I Need Some Air by Crowded House Reply #46. May 16 18, 4:58 PM |
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If Archimedes Didn't Speak Greek by A-Ha and Wetha by A Bad Spell of Weather are both snort-worthy! "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?" by Winter "Why Ask Why?" by Stupid Questions "Where Did Our Love Go?" by Really Simple Minds Feat. Restraining Order "When You Say Nothing At All" by Hush "Mama Told Me Not To Come" by Sneaking Out At Night "Papa Don't Preach" by Baby and the Bumps "19th Nervous Breakdown" by Mamas and the Papas "They Call The Wind Mariah" by Mariah "There Can Only Be One" Carey Feat. The Vetoes "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Try Harder "Ricky Don't Lose That Number" by Lemon Juice "Wild Horses" by Questionable Animal Lovers Vol II "When The Levis Break" by Strauss and The 501s "Tippi And I Are Breaking Out!" by The Strait Jackets Reply #47. May 16 18, 6:03 PM |
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Jen, I also really, really love: What? by The Who Every time I come back here, I am crying again. Seriously, crying I am laughing so hard. "White Rabbit" by Alex and The Bunny Boilers "Blue Bayou" by Algae "Long Dark Veil" by Wildly Emo Reply #48. May 16 18, 9:02 PM |
Blackdresss
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Before I forget, and this may be a theme: "Fit It Or Get It Together" by Delusional Reply #49. May 16 18, 9:11 PM |
UmberWunFayun
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"White Rabbit" by Alex and The Bunny Boilers - Genius! I swear, there are tears rolling down my face. We need to get everyone in on this. Maybe some classics would tempt Mark across to the darkside? The Ratcatcher's Overture by Bait-O-Van Mispronounced Sandwich in B Minor by Paganini An Unruly Canine Symphony by Johann Sebastian Bark Ten Thousand Beautiful Paintings by Wolfgang Amadeus Most Art The Treehouse by Joseph High-Den The Magic Cobbler by Robert Schumann I'm All For Caffeine by Prokofiev Waltz of the Felines by Claude Depussy Reply #50. May 17 18, 5:04 AM |
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Oh wow! Never occurred to me to do classical composers! Thanks Jo, I'm a classical music fan and the possibilities are endless because they had such great names. Okay, let's see now.... Cats Often Purr by Dogs Offenbach I Need A Piano by Shopping Liszt Felix Needs Fixing by Mend Elssohn If You Need A Haircut, Just Ask Me by Samuel Barber I Can't Get Out by John Cage Not Related To Guiseppe by Monty Verdi Please, Just Call Me Chris by Christoph Willibald Gluck Last Night I Ate Takeaway by Erik Satay Me, Natalie, And Robert by Richard Wagner Reply #51. May 17 18, 6:37 AM |
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You guys, these are golden! Should be published! This Song Is Called Oh Look A Butterfly Oh I Forgot To Stop At The Bank by ADD (I’ve Got An) 8-Track Mind by The Classics I Can’t Remember the Title by Amnesia Oh! by The Way Tippi’s Second Nervous Breakdown by The Yardbirds Reply #52. May 17 18, 11:26 AM |
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Avalanche by The Rolling Stones Insecticide by The Beatles Trumpety Trumpety Trump by Nellie the Elephant Handbag Sale by Purcell No Straight Lines by The Kinks Change the Channel by Frank Zappa Go West by Kanye Elementary My Dear Watson by Earth, Wind and Fire Bedroom Furniture by The Carpenters Reply #53. May 17 18, 12:46 PM |
UmberWunFayun
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Hey, Mix, I should have known you'd be great at these from the comments on your profile. Do be do be do ..... How Do You Recognise A Skunk? By The White Stripes Reply #54. May 17 18, 1:21 PM |
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I worry some of mine will fly over heads, but apparently not. Classics -- never occurred to me, either! But now I'm concerned I may have messed up the rules. "The bands and artists can actually exist, as long as the album names are fake." Something like that? Forgive me if I used real album names. When I get going, I can't stop. "Pick A Card, Any Card" by Cheap Trick "Tippi's Got A Gun" by Inevitable Reply #55. May 17 18, 1:23 PM |
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Uh-oh, Jo and I are posting at the same time... This could be trouble for Tippi. "Wild, Wild West" by Timid East "It's Only Apple" by Humble Pie "Joan Crawford Eyes" by Bette Davis "Bette Davis Thighs" by Joan Crawford "Arm Wrestling" by Bette Davis and Joan Crawford "What The Hell Is Twitter?" by The Fabulous Thunderbirds Reply #56. May 17 18, 1:28 PM |
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"Who's On First?" by What "Who's Sorry Now?" by I Don't Care "Throw The Ball To First Base!" by Naturally "Why Can't We Be Friends?" by Restraining Order, Vol. III "Dance The Night Away" by Dead On My Feet Reply #57. May 17 18, 1:39 PM |
UmberWunFayun
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I can't type as fast as you, though, Elle! Broken Teeth On My Toast by Pearl Jam The End Of The World Is Nigh by The Manic Street Preachers I Don't Believe You by Faith No More Don't Worry, We Do by No Doubt Reply #58. May 17 18, 1:51 PM |
UmberWunFayun
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Dramatic Asthmatic by Weezer Frenetic Diabetic by Sugababes Twenty Four Hour Bug by Green Day Snowball Fighting by Coldplay Reply #59. May 17 18, 2:04 PM |
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Hey everybody! Please don't worry about the rules anymore, just keep going. I can't even remember what the rules are and I created the thing!! The last time I laughed this much was when one of the bosses at work, who everybody hates, got stuck in the elevator and we all pretended we couldn't hear him call for help. This was about ten years ago. I think he's still in there. (Just joking) My Dad's Better Than Your Dad by The Everley Brothers Don't Stand So Close To Me by The Siamese Twins Wish You Were Here by The Siamese Twins Daddy, Can We Build An Investment Portfolio? by The Carpenters Baroque Rock by Bach Turner Overdrive She Hunts For Fish In Shallow Water by Britney Spears Reply #60. May 17 18, 2:09 PM |
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