1. Below are a couple of greetings, some of which you may have heard before. Which one is typically South African? G'day Ciao Alright Howzit

2. If you were in Cape Town, South Africa and one of the locals invite you to a braai, which of the following would you be more likely to take with you? Sports gear/equipment Boerewors and Castle Warm clothes Suntan lotion and a towel

3. If a South African says to you "Lekker tekkies bru!", what does that mean? I've got a massive headache! Why the long face? Nice running shoes man! Pass me the salt!

4. If you were told in South Africa "a couple of skelms have just scaled that bakkie", what would you have been told? Some climbers managed to reach the summit A few thieves have stolen a pick-up truck Two fellows chopped that tree down The surveyours measured the building site

5. South Africans sometimes say "I've got a heavy babbie, I need to crash!" What does it meas? I have got a massive hangover, I need some sleep This is too much work for me, I'm going home This is a massive load, give me a hand I am really tired, I want to sit down

6. When a Saffa tells you he/she will do something "just now" or "now now", they generally mean to do it when? Immediately In a minute Tomorrow A.S.A.P.

7. Translate the South African sentence into 'real' English: "This other oke skipped the red robot" The man left out the important bit He jumped over a scarlet android The man drove through the red traffic lights Someone else missed the last train

8. When in Pretoria (Capital of South Africa) and you find yourself on the wrong side of the tracks and are being told "Don't charf my cherry, I'll buckle your frame China!", what are you being told? Don't look at my dessert, yours is coming! Take me home, I'm your dream girl! Stop using my pool cue, use your own! Leave my girl alone, I will smash your head in son!

9. Which of the following can you drink? Rooibos None of these Klippies Both of these

10. "Chips" in South Africa means/refers to: Potato crisps All of these Fries 'Look out!' [A warning]