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Our Dumb World

Created by daBomb619

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Our Dumb World game quiz
"This quiz uses information provided by "Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth". If you have not read it, I would highly recommend it (unless you are easily offended). Have fun!"

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  



1. Which edition of the atlas is this?
    27th
    1st
    73rd
    50th


2. One way this atlas is improved over its previous editions is "30% More" what?
    Answer: (One word, on the cover)


3. Which of the following is NOT one of the "BS States"?
    Alaska
    North Dakota
    Hawaii
    Minnesota


4. Where are Alaska and Hawaii located, according to this book?
    They don't really exist
    Alaska is just to the west of Canada; Hawaii is southwest from the rest of the U.S.
    In white boxes off the coast of southern California
    Too #&*$in' far away


5. Which country was "ceded control of the Alien's Lair from Britain in 1982", "has a seemingly endless range of identical, snowcapped mountains in the background and an expansive system of exploding footbridges", and can be easily traveled by pressing Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, and Start?
    El Salvador
    Costa Rica
    Honduras
    Nicaragua


6. Which country handles the takeout service for the rest of Africa?
    Mali
    Burundi
    Togo
    Ethiopia


7. Which country is famed for manufacturing crates (and not much else)?
    Bosnia and Herzegovina
    Moldova
    Slovakia
    Slovenia


8. Which country doesn't even deserve to be in an atlas?
    Malta
    Andorra
    Liechtenstein
    San Marino


9. The Republic of Congo's motto is "At Least We're Not" what?
    Answer: (5 or 4 words; think of the name)


10. Which island nation has been demoted to the fourth world?
    Sao Tome and Principe
    Mauritius
    Comoros
    Cape Verde


11. Which country surrounds the nation of Gambia, which holds the only water source (the Gambia River) available anywhere near the country?
    Chad
    Namibia
    Senegal
    Guinea


12. Which perpetually flooded country is nicknamed "God's Practical Joke"?
    Bhutan
    Indonesia
    Sri Lanka
    Bangladesh


13. Which country is known as "The Catholic Disneyland"?
    Answer: (Two words; don't think too hard)


14. Which island nation, at less than seven feet above sea level, is gravely threatened by melting polar ice caps, light rain, and kids doing cannonballs off the coast of India?
    Comoros
    Sri Lanka
    Maldives
    Seychelles


15. Which country has made a large number of cultural achievements, including the screen-door submarine, the glass-bottom locomotive, and the cordless extension cord?
    Germany
    Poland
    Belgium
    Hungary


16. Which city was voted "Funnest European Capital to Write in Cursive" 17 years in a row?
    Skopje
    Tbilisi
    Ljubljana
    Reykjavik


17. Which country's entire lifestyle is devoted to its late President-for-Life, Saparmurat Niyazov, who lends his name to the nation's only university, the main thoroughfare, all airports, most species of insects, a meteorite, the word for when you find something for which you've been looking for a long time, most major months, five days of the week, and a wildly popular grape-flavored soft drink?
    Tajikistan
    Turkmenistan
    Uzbekistan
    Kyrgyzstan


18. Pig trafficking runs rampant in which country's black market?
    Hungary
    Romania
    Poland
    Bulgaria


19. Which city was voted "Least Creative Capital Name in Europe" a record 572 times?
    Andorra la Vella
    Luxembourg
    Prague
    Monaco


20. Which country is home to the Paul Hogan Institute of Knife Identification?
    New Zealand
    Ireland
    United Kingdom
    Australia


21. Which country was once a mighty atlas entry, covering nearly two-thirds of the book's surface, but now takes up no more than one page, at best?
    China
    Mongolia
    Russia
    Japan


22. Which country is almost indistinguishable from Paraguay?
    Uruguay
    Suriname
    Bolivia
    Guyana


23. On a bet, who conquered Chile dressed as a ballerina?
    Vasco Nunez de Balboa
    Hernan Cortes
    Pedro de Valdivia
    Francisco Pizarro


24. What is the largest landmass on Earth?
    Australia
    Antarctica
    Eurasia
    Greenland


25. Name one of the two countries that does not exist, according to the atlas.
    Answer: (Both countries are one word. Just name one)


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Compiled May 25 13