sasha67
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"If,if and buts were candy and nuts it would be Christmas every day" and I use this one on my 11 yr old son when he tells me he doesnt love me because I wont let him run amock "You dont HAVE to love me you HAVE to listen to me". Reply #21. Aug 22 10, 6:24 PM |
Rowena8482
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I've read "An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications" which I *think* may have been in one of Heinlein's books :-D I like "Keep Calm and Carry On" and one I seem to find myself using more and more as the kids get bigger is "who ever told you life was fair?" Reply #22. Aug 26 10, 5:49 AM |
REDVIKING57
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Ro,I use the last one A LOT! But with the addition of "They lied"! Reply #23. Aug 26 10, 6:21 AM |
Cymruambyth
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Sasha, when our sons were small and misbehaved, we'd tell them that we loved them all the time but there were times when we didn't like them, and this was one of them. They got the message! Reply #24. Sep 07 10, 12:57 PM |
george48
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There is one quote from the author of '' The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'',Douglas Adams,that has always stuck in my head,'Human beings who are almost unique in the ability to learn from the experiences of others,are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so". Reply #25. Nov 23 10, 6:49 PM |
tezza1551
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My late husband used to say "Isn't it funny.. the harder we work, the luckier we get..." Reply #26. Nov 24 10, 7:38 PM |
rayven80
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My mom always said "What goes around comes around". I prefer the Dresden Files version. "What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around and sometimes you are what's coming around.' Reply #27. Nov 24 10, 11:02 PM |
mjws1968
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My favourite one is used to insult those people who insist on mucking up your day by enforcing regulations or obstructing you via power trips to make their little lives feel a bit less little. "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits". I also like "Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas," which I think originated from one of the Marx brothers. Reply #28. Nov 30 10, 5:21 AM |
priya1234
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"We cannot change the future...but we can modify it..." and "Everything comes to you when its your time." and "Old is Gold but future is Platinum...try to get it" and "When things are rare....we find it more artificial" These are some of the best sayings by my best friends....:) Reply #29. Nov 30 10, 8:36 AM |
schuhmacher
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"Speak softly and carry a big stick". -Theodore Roosevelt- Reply #30. Dec 01 10, 6:51 PM |
MotherGoose
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe". (Albert Einstein) Reply #31. Dec 02 10, 5:39 AM |
mintirox14
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Mine is, 'I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than a mind closed by belief'-Garry Spencer. Reply #32. Dec 18 10, 6:40 AM |
alaspooryoric
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Reply #33. Dec 20 10, 12:08 PM |
honeybee4
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Alcohol doesn't make you fat.....it makes you lean......on tables, chairs, and random ugly people. Reply #34. Dec 20 10, 2:00 PM |
Arpeggionist
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My one brother: "You can't have too many chains..." My other brother: "Pain is weakness leaving the body." Mine: "The world is a crazy place, but thank God it's not a boring place." Reply #35. Jan 02 11, 6:54 PM |
mintirox14
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A wise girl kisses but does not love, listens but doesn't believe, leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe Reply #36. Jan 02 11, 8:49 PM |
ssabreman
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If I win at a game, or fix something or finish something quickly or surprise someone in some way, I will always say 'Hey, you're not playing with kids here'. Reply #37. Jan 06 11, 8:03 PM |
honeybee4
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The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think. Reply #38. Jan 06 11, 9:13 PM |
reeshy
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"Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben, wenn man klares Wasser will" - it means "You must dig deep wells, if you want clear water." Reply #39. Jan 11 11, 8:51 AM |
merip
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"How awful to be somebody. How public like a frog to sing your life the livelong day to an admiring bog." Reply #40. Jan 22 11, 3:36 PM |
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