Subject: Worst Film(s) Ever?
Posted by: Cymruambyth
Date: Nov 22 24
Everybody has a film or films that they can watch over and over again, but what about the films we regret having seen even once?
My top three in the Lousy Movie Category:
1: Passion of the Christ. Over-the-top, overblown, over-reliance on blood and gore, and an incomprehensible script in Latin, Hebrew and Aramaic. Silver screen blasphemy.
2: The Conqueror. An unintentional comedy starringJohn Wayne (surely the world's most wooden actor) as Genghis Khan in the only Eastern he ever made.
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3: The Lady and the Highwayman. One of Barbara Cartland's bodice-rippers translated to the screen, starring such luminaries as Oliver Reed, Claire Bloom, Emma Samms, Michael York, and Hugh Grant (very early in his career). Grant himself said thatif he had his druthers he'd scrub this one from his resume.
Posted by: Cymruambyth
Date: Nov 22 24
Everybody has a film or films that they can watch over and over again, but what about the films we regret having seen even once?
My top three in the Lousy Movie Category:
1: Passion of the Christ. Over-the-top, overblown, over-reliance on blood and gore, and an incomprehensible script in Latin, Hebrew and Aramaic. Silver screen blasphemy.
2: The Conqueror. An unintentional comedy starringJohn Wayne (surely the world's most wooden actor) as Genghis Khan in the only Eastern he ever made.
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3: The Lady and the Highwayman. One of Barbara Cartland's bodice-rippers translated to the screen, starring such luminaries as Oliver Reed, Claire Bloom, Emma Samms, Michael York, and Hugh Grant (very early in his career). Grant himself said thatif he had his druthers he'd scrub this one from his resume.
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callie_ross
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There have been so many bad movies but one of the absolute worst I have ever seen was a movie called Crybaby. It had Johnny Depp in it and I think it was from the 90s. It was so bad I didn't even finish watching it. So glad I didn't see it in a movie theater because it would have been horrible actually paying to see it! I would have walked out for sure. Reply #1. Nov 22 24, 3:05 PM |
Chavs 
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I wanted to walk out of the cinema when I went to see Mel Gibson's controversial "The Passion of the Christ" - all four of my party wanted to - it was a bore. But we did not want anyone to think we were making a protest about blasphemy - such protests had been reported - so we were forced to endure the whole thing. I managed to get a good nap in, at least. Reply #2. Jan 17 25, 6:18 PM |
| Chavs
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"The Blair Witch Project" :( I fell for all the online lies and hype and made my boyfriend give in and see it with me - he had wanted the amazing and genius film "Fight Club" :( . It was so very bad that I was convinced it was an art project set up to show humans how gullible we are. Reply #3. Jan 17 25, 6:23 PM |
Upstart3
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I once went to the cinema and saw what must have been the all-time worst double bill - "Lipstick", starring Margaux Hemingway - a truly repulsive exploitation movie pretending it's better than that, along with "Sidney Sheldon's Bloodline" - grubby, nasty and really boring, and, sadly starring Audrey Hepburn, the poor thing. As Roger Ebert said "See Sidney Sheldon's Bloodline, and weep for the cinema" Reply #4. Jan 21 25, 6:29 AM |
| Upstart3
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Of course "Love Actually" came out after those movies and set a new bar for awfulness. Reply #5. Jan 26 25, 5:59 AM |
joecali
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After I was expecting a teenage romance and I found one of the most toxic relationships in the history of cinema. The worst thing is that its success led to more films like this being made. Biodome I felt much dumber after finishing watching that movie. Fair game Cindy Crawford made her debut and fortunately it was also her farewell to cinema. Horrible movie, that not even his incredible body could repair. Venom 2: The first one wasn't good, but Woody's overacting made my eyes bleed. They repeat the same plot of the first movie. Success at the box office but disaster in everything else. Reply #6. Jan 26 25, 11:54 AM |
| Sanoreth
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Mississippi Grind. Oh God it was bad!!! Reply #7. Mar 07 25, 1:12 PM |
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